Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on April 20, 2011, 01:50:38 PM

Title: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: AFK on April 20, 2011, 01:50:38 PM
There shall be no joy in MudTown.

Joy is now strictly verboten.  It has been stripped from every Man, Woman, and child.  And for good measure, we made sure we kicked your puppies....twice. 

We used the Brillo Pad of Justice to wipe that goddamn smile off your face.  You won't be needing that anymore....where YOU're going. 

In THIS gulag, there is labor, labor, and more labor.  Even for your women IN labor. 

9 to 5 is now 5 to 9! 

Everyone shall be multi-taskers.  The widgets don't make themselves. 

There are quotas to keep, bottom lines to pad, and gilded toilet seats to shine. 

EVERYONE works for food. 

EVERYONE lives to work. 

And retirement is the day we shove you into the fucking ground!

But perk up Johnson!  You are doing this for Amerika the Beautiful! 

You're blood, sweat, and years are helping to build the Plastique Industrial Super-Complex!  It shall be an ever-enduring testament that bears witness to the glory that is our Innovation! 

Happiness and Joy waste time! 

Time that can be used creating the next iCouch. 








Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: Don Coyote on April 20, 2011, 01:58:50 PM
Sounds like the Army  :x
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 20, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
:mittens:

I wish this weren't so uncomfortably close to being dead-on.
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: hooplala on April 20, 2011, 04:16:43 PM
This is the future.

I firmly believe "multitasking" is one of the prime factors in the swift disintegration of modern culture.
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: Jenne on April 20, 2011, 04:30:21 PM
:x

You're saying my slack is endangered, aren't you?
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: AFK on April 20, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
They're going to take it and squirrel it away into a little iron box somewhere in the middle of the desert. 
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on April 20, 2011, 10:44:27 PM
You know, on some days, having read that would have made me just go, "Yeah, amen brother." and go back to being miserable.

But oddly, today it makes me want to get out my Hunter S. Thompson style glasses, buy a big cheap cigar to chew on, and call the local Cacophony Society to an emergency meeting.

Only reason I'm not is because half the members would have to drive an hour and most of them are very busy on Wednesdays, so having a sudden meeting with no agenda would probably have a disappointingly low turnout :lol:
Title: Re: All Work and NO Play!
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 03:35:44 AM
S'ok.  I've had a hellish week so all I do is make W0MPS and MS Paint cartoons to relieve the pressure.  :lulz:  Better than nothin', yo!