I don't remember who's carrying the mantle anymore, but i have been instructed by my state's Fearless Leader to pray to you....
(http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20110421&t=2&i=394789900&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=460&pl=300&r=2011-04-21T213451Z_01_BTRE73K1NY600_RTROPTP_0_USA-POLITICS-REPUBLICANS)
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/21/us-texas-wildfires-idUSTRE73K7WY20110421
:roll:
gawd, he's a douche...
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.
does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?
Yeah, I heard Texas is aping CA and trying to burn itself into oblivion...hope y'all stay safe, Ip.
I was going to post this in the "stupid wingnut" thread!
:argh!:
...uh, you still can. :lol:
Quote from: Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.
does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?
Yep, absolutely.
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 24, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?
Pixie handed over her raiment to Roger after he returned from the wilderness and Dok Howl went off to fuck around with the LHC.
However, I don't know if that means she also handed the powers over.
I'm a messiah, Jim. Not a theologian.
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.
May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.
May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Yes. I really can't shut off the rain where you're at. It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.
May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Yes. I really can't shut off the rain where you're at. It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.
It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.
May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Yes. I really can't shut off the rain where you're at. It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.
It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.
I've been away. I think I might have left the dog in charge.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?
Fuck it. The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.
May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Yes. I really can't shut off the rain where you're at. It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.
It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.
I've been away. I think I might have left the dog in charge.
The UK isn't supposed to have mediteranean temperatures. The last time that happened we were provoked into grabbing most of the world and painting it pink on maps.