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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Elder Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:21:56 AM

Title: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:21:56 AM
I don't remember who's carrying the mantle anymore, but i have been instructed by my state's Fearless Leader to pray to you....
(http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20110421&t=2&i=394789900&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=460&pl=300&r=2011-04-21T213451Z_01_BTRE73K1NY600_RTROPTP_0_USA-POLITICS-REPUBLICANS)
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/21/us-texas-wildfires-idUSTRE73K7WY20110421

:roll:
gawd, he's a douche...
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.

does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2011, 02:43:39 AM
Yeah, I heard Texas is aping CA and trying to burn itself into oblivion...hope y'all stay safe, Ip.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on April 22, 2011, 02:52:26 AM
I was going to post this in the "stupid wingnut" thread!

:argh!:


Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2011, 02:55:19 AM
...uh, you still can.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Luna on April 22, 2011, 04:15:42 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.

does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?


Yep, absolutely.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Freeky on April 24, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Payne on April 24, 2011, 09:46:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 24, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?

Pixie handed over her raiment to Roger after he returned from the wilderness and Dok Howl went off to fuck around with the LHC.

However, I don't know if that means she also handed the powers over.

I'm a messiah, Jim. Not a theologian.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.

I've been away.  I think I might have left the dog in charge.
Title: Re: ATTN: Current Rain God
Post by: Payne on April 24, 2011, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.

I've been away.  I think I might have left the dog in charge.

The UK isn't supposed to have mediteranean temperatures. The last time that happened we were provoked into grabbing most of the world and painting it pink on maps.