of about how douchebag preachers get so caught up in their ridiculous religious intolerance that one day they're telling me to accept a plea deal on a bogus charge because "Jesus is trying to get your attention," and eleven years later (almost to the day, now that I think about it) they end up here (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/22/us-arozona-pastor-suicide-idUSTRE73L40420110422).
PS NO TROLL
Jesus really got his attention with that one.
"TIME TO COME HOME, BUCK-O, THEY'RE ONTO US!"
Now, here's a kind of suicide I have trouble feeling any sympathy for.
(http://i.imgur.com/kbuSq.jpg)
I have no sympathy for someone with a last name like Minerva that wastes on being a priest. The name "Nick Minerva" practically begs to be an author, or a shitty singer-songwriter.
Yeah he was a really pent-up guy who was always jealous of Liberals and Nonbelievers for always getting to have so much damn fun all the time. You could see the veins on his neck pop out every time you mentioned something like Mardi Gras or Massachusetts.