cats tend to bury their shit, they know
better than to let the flys gather and feast
dogs are too busy competing with their pack
to think of it.they pick "their" turf, soil
it, and move on
humans flush it away and leave the scene
pretending as if it never happened ..and if
someone brings it up theyre filled with fear
and shame as if no one else shits
monkeys sit around and throw it at each other
too stupid to realize theyre just spreading
sickness and disease, laughing at the
superficial offense
this is riddled with observational and logical flaws, feel free to add to it
bats shit while hanging upside down from the ceiling
and despite being mostly blind
somehow don't get shit on them
there is possibly a lesson to be learned there
ferrets shit in a corner
where it piles up against the wall
until it becomes a mountain of shit
that will eventually come tumbling down
a pig will shit where it eats and sleeps
then roll around in it as it mixes with the mud
they just don't give a fuck
their world is their toilet
a fish has few options, and so shits right there
in the water of the river, pond or ocean
think about that the next time
you decide to go for a swim
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all I could come up with on short notice. I'll possibly try and rework them to have a better meter tomorrow.
Pop tarts have no actual flavor
They just imitate the flavor of other things
This is why they are so popular
Among Americans and certain Canadians
Who usually also think clowns are funny
And that forced dadaism is somehow mysterious
And deep.
There is no cure
Nor will there be, because
Who gives a fuck about a pop tart?
Amen.
haha nice. it wasnt actually meant to be a poem, but i guess it sorta is... so attention to meter is unnecessary. i was just ranting against some basic personality types i come across a lot. i do enjoy your additions tho
Weed makes him more creative
Or so I am told
But it occurs to me that
Pot heads aren't more creative
But rather
Just more easily impressed with themselves
Comes with the territory
One would presume
Just another argument
In favor of sending them all to Belgium
Oh goddammit I have soda all over my fucking desk now ROGER!!! :argh!:
Shit like that needs a warning! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Khara on April 25, 2011, 10:34:01 PM
Oh goddammit I have soda all over my fucking desk now ROGER!!! :argh!:
Shit like that needs a warning! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Warning Will Robinson
PD.com is fucking your shit
You cannot clockwise enough
You cannot fly high enough
You cannot dig deep enough
You cannot hide in the mailroom
There is nothing you can do
So you may as well
Take a big drink and wait for the inevitable
With a silly look on your face
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: I never imagined this thread would turn into anything worth reading!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:25:03 PM
Pop tarts have no actual flavor
They just imitate the flavor of other things
This is why they are so popular
Among Americans and certain Canadians
Who usually also think clowns are funny
And that forced dadaism is somehow mysterious
And deep.
There is no cure
Nor will there be, because
Who gives a fuck about a pop tart?
Amen.
:mittens: :lulz:
:kingmeh:
im curious what the tone is here.. because my assumption is that you all are either having a great time entertaining yourselves with your grossly yellow dentures, possibly expecting some homage of creativity since im a newb orr theres a lesson trying to be taught.
because like i said, my op was a simple rant i wanted to get out of my head, not any sort of brandishing of creative ability. if i wanted to wave my dick around (ie Roger's piss poor lines) i would have posted any number of other songs i have written that would make those lines seem elementary at best. also it wouldnt be in the rant section bc im not an idiot
soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.
so while you can :lulz: :lulz: all day, all it actually seems like all your doing is :horrormirth:/ :fap:
have a great day! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You're free to post as you see fit, and so are we. Conflicts arise, but Eris, she is Goddes of Strife, no?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 06:39:46 PM
You're free to post as you see fit, and so are we. Conflicts arise, but Eris, she is Goddes of Strife, no?
indeed, i do not take well to assumption tho, and i dont think my post should be seen as anything but returning the favor. soo (no/) harm, (no/)foul
If you don't take well to assumption, then stop assuming.
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 06:30:39 PM
:kingmeh:
im curious what the tone is here.. because my assumption is that you all are either having a great time entertaining yourselves with your grossly yellow dentures, possibly expecting some homage of creativity since im a newb orr theres a lesson trying to be taught.
because like i said, my op was a simple rant i wanted to get out of my head, not any sort of brandishing of creative ability. if i wanted to wave my dick around (ie Roger's piss poor lines) i would have posted any number of other songs i have written that would make those lines seem elementary at best. also it wouldnt be in the rant section bc im not an idiot
soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.
so while you can :lulz: :lulz: all day, all it actually seems like all your doing is :horrormirth:/ :fap:
have a great day! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The standards for rants here are pretty high... hang around and read, and you'll see what I mean. Don't take it personally, take it as a growth opportunity.
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 06:30:39 PM
soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.
That's because you aren't paying attention, and you have the wrong values.
This IS the asshole of the internet. It's the very worst forum online, if you can look past the shock images that other sites get by on.
But we aren't depressed...On the contrary, we're filled with mirth. Every time the humans do something stupid, it's like a comedy club in here. You see, we see the
value in horror, and we
understand the post-American century.
You, on the other hand, don't seem like the type that laughs very much. You seem like one of those people that
cares. This ain't gonna be your century, Sparky.
So you bust in here, trying to explain your pineal gland to us, but we already know "OR KILL ME". You try to explain the tragedy of the human condition in poorly written English, but we already comprehend "I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER". You have your empathy, and we have "Bob".
We're in this for the long haul, because we're serious about having a good time. You're just serious.
Who are we?
We're the glitch people. The people in the back, wearing ties, throwing packets of fake blood and blaming the kids behind us. The people who you see leaving last before the building collapses. We're the fading people. The people who simply aren't there when the riot cops show up. The people you pass by every day, failing to comprehend the chaos left in our wake. The ones who know how to get things done, but keep our heads down, our mouths shut.
Who are we?
RAH to TGRR and LMNO.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 07:44:35 PM
We're the glitch people. The people in the back, wearing ties, throwing packets of fake blood and blaming the kids behind us. The people who you see leaving last before the building collapses. We're the fading people. The people who simply aren't there when the riot cops show up. The people you pass by every day, failing to comprehend the chaos left in our wake. The ones who know how to get things done, but keep our heads down, our mouths shut.
Who are we?
We're the technical people. The people that seem to be just another crowd of jackasses, but always seem to be gone 10 minutes before it happens. The quiet people, the people who look
sort of like you, but maybe grin a bit too much. The people who don't seem to care about important things, like the troops and mom and apple pie, but never seem to ride in the back seat of the squad cars.
Who are we?
Sometimes you think you see us out of the corner of your eye, almost ethereal, but never there when you turn your head to look directly at us. We smile and occasionally laugh at your confusion and consternation. We are the ones who are aware of what goes on behind the scenes, which is all that really matters anyway, because everything else is just show and glitter. A whitewashed version of the truth.
Who are we?
We're the ones who realize that caring about everything is as useless as caring about nothing, and caring about everybody is as useless as caring about nobody. We're the ones who can find the mirth under the horror and embrace it, despite it being covered with gore. We're the ones who realize that the only thing really worth being serious about is having a good time.
Who are we?
i agree with all of this, and i am that person in every group im a part of, and i have been long before i ever heard of a thing called discordianism. except lunas last part, and a bit of yours roger. its a wee bit too selfish for me. i care for my clan because i know i need a clan. i know its an age of individualism, and i pride my self on my own. your collectivism in this proves my point. while u may act individually there is a sense of symbiosis all through out this forum. if not this forum would be filled with nothing BUT strife and its not. i see the loose sense of unity amongst you all, and its great, as long as its loose. you are a clan, no matter how alone you may feel in everyday life, everyones got some sort of support system, whether its a bickering family or a bunch oh loners on the internet. one thing ill never be down with is alienating good natured people, no matter how often they disappoint me. just because you have a group doesnt mean youre tied to them for life and cant grow past it. as per your participation in a forum you acknowledge a need for human interaction, just not any particular humans. which is great, im not trying to do any different, im just passing thru. always just passing through. you all acknowledge the need for some level of respect. you make the mistake of assuming im particular type of person because i entered the forum playing a part i knew was sure to upset a crowd who were going to fuck with me no matter what, because i know how to fuck with me (isnt that the point). Its fun to be a prick, but its stupid to assume, no matter how you twist it.
hence, im still here and still having fun.
tl;dr
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 08:53:48 PM
i agree with all of this, and i am that person in every group im a part of, and i have been long before i ever heard of a thing called discordianism. except lunas last part, and a bit of yours roger. its a wee bit too selfish for me. i care for my clan because i know i need a clan. i know its an age of individualism, and i pride my self on my own. your collectivism in this proves my point. while u may act individually there is a sense of symbiosis all through out this forum. if not this forum would be filled with nothing BUT strife and its not. i see the loose sense of unity amongst you all, and its great, as long as its loose. you are a clan, no matter how alone you may feel in everyday life, everyones got some sort of support system, whether its a bickering family or a bunch oh loners on the internet. one thing ill never be down with is alienating good natured people, no matter how often they disappoint me. just because you have a group doesnt mean youre tied to them for life and cant grow past it. as per your participation in a forum you acknowledge a need for human interaction, just not any particular humans. which is great, im not trying to do any different, im just passing thru. always just passing through. you all acknowledge the need for some level of respect. you make the mistake of assuming im particular type of person because i entered the forum playing a part i knew was sure to upset a crowd who were going to fuck with me no matter what, because i know how to fuck with me (isnt that the point). Its fun to be a prick, but its stupid to assume, no matter how you twist it.
hence, im still here and still having fun.
Big wall o' text, no white spaces.
What J&T said.
He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."
More or less.
We're the salvage people. The people with the truck and the jumpsuits loading unknown debris from the abandoned building around the corner. We're the pitchfork people, the people you see at the side of the road cleaning up something you can't quite identify as you drive past. We're the lawn care people, and you've never asked what we use in the spray that keeps the grass so green. We're the people with the unmarked white trailer parked outside of your neighbor's house for three days, and you never see us move anything in or out of it but you know something's gone terribly wrong and you don't want to know, so you don't think of it, never think of it again. We're the people who clean up the mess so you don't have to. We do it for you; we're here to protect you from knowing.
Who are we?
What is it with people who think that other people will read their shit when they can't even be arsed to use enough capitalization, punctuation, and basic paragraph structure to make it readable?
CLUE FOR THE CLUELESS: No matter how good your idea may (or may not) be, nobody's going to care if you can't spend the tiny amount of time required to make it intelligible.
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."
More or less.
Whoawhoawhoa. I've heard this somewhere,
somewhere, before....
OMG.
OMG...
"I honestly wouldn't want to be stranded on an island unconcious with you lot around."
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:56:40 PM
tl;dr
This
Hello, if you can't spend the time using punctuation and grammar to make something readable, I'm going to assume you didn't care about it enough to make it worth reading.
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2011, 08:59:31 PM
We're the salvage people. The people with the truck and the jumpsuits loading unknown debris from the abandoned building around the corner. We're the pitchfork people, the people you see at the side of the road cleaning up something you can't quite identify as you drive past. We're the lawn care people, and you've never asked what we use in the spray that keeps the grass so green. We're the people with the unmarked white trailer parked outside of your neighbor's house for three days, and you never see us move anything in or out of it but you know something's gone terribly wrong and you don't want to know, so you don't think of it, never think of it again. We're the people who clean up the mess so you don't have to. We do it for you; we're here to protect you from knowing.
Who are we?
We're the night time people. We're the people who come in the night. Remember Janis Joplin and Captain Kangaroo and that nice old man that used to live down the street? Neither do we, because we're the clean-up people...We clean your neighborhood, and remove unsightly and unprofitable people who say things that make you think about things that you'd rather just ignore.
Who are we?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."
More or less.
Whoawhoawhoa. I've heard this somewhere, somewhere, before....
OMG.
OMG...
"I honestly wouldn't want to be stranded on an island unconcious with you lot around."
Also, Ch3mist.
"I didn't get what I wanted in someone else's thread, so I came and trashed yours, mostly because I can."
We have a prime crop of shitheads, this month, Stella excepted.
I know, right? :lulz:
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."
More or less.
ehhhh no. i walked in the door being an asshole, knowing what to expect. i think what some of you fail to realize is that im not trying to prove anything really, if you dont like the way i post, not my problem. ignore em if it really bothers you so much.
do i bother with capitalization? no. do i bother with apostrophes? nope. but i think having commas, periods and other shit is just about all i need to get my point across, if you care to read it.
i do apologize for the wall of text but i was in the midst of frying bacon, so yea, i wasnt thinking too hard about any of this.
like i said im just passing though, learning what i like, debating what i dont (whether externally or internally) and moving on.
tl;dr
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 09:46:17 PM
tl;dr
:lulz:
I just can't stand reading anything that the poster doesn't even bother with capitalization on, even with punctuation it all runs together and looks like one long drawn out sentence.
I read the last one, this one is somebody else's problem. At least he paragraph broke it.
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 09:43:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."
More or less.
ehhhh no. i walked in the door being an asshole, knowing what to expect. i think what some of you fail to realize is that im not trying to prove anything really, if you dont like the way i post, not my problem. ignore em if it really bothers you so much.
do i bother with capitalization? no. do i bother with apostrophes? nope. but i think having commas, periods and other shit is just about all i need to get my point across, if you care to read it.
i do apologize for the wall of text but i was in the midst of frying bacon, so yea, i wasnt thinking too hard about any of this.
like i said im just passing though, learning what i like, debating what i dont (whether externally or internally) and moving on.
Why would you walk in being an asshole? :? "knowing what to expect"? You mean, that if you walk in being an asshole, people will treat you like an asshole? That's not brain surgery.
Most of us are pretty nice people, and as other n00bs will attest, if you walk in here being a pretty nice person, you get treated like a pretty nice person, and in fact pretty quickly make friends because most people not only are but also like pretty nice people.
maybe thats where i made a mistake. what i gathered from the noob sections and a few others posts is that im going to fucked with immediately despite what i post. and that actually, if i were to introduce myself in positive manner it would happen even more so. maybe i just made the wrong conclusion.
nc;dr
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
maybe thats where i made a mistake. what i gathered from the noob sections and a few others posts is that im going to fucked with immediately despite what i post. and that actually, if i were to introduce myself in positive manner it would happen even more so. maybe i just made the wrong conclusion.
Very much so. If you beg for it, folks here will piss on your parade. Act like a human being, and you just catch the same ration of shit we all hand each other on a regular basis.
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
maybe thats where i made a mistake. what i gathered from the noob sections and a few others posts is that im going to fucked with immediately despite what i post. and that actually, if i were to introduce myself in positive manner it would happen even more so. maybe i just made the wrong conclusion.
Yes. You're a dumbass. Pixie never got fucked with when she arrived, neither did Payne, Luna, Richter, Suu, Leln, or any one of dozens of other people. The people who get fucked with are the ones that walk in like assholes.
You walked in being an asshole, you got treated as an asshole...And your lack of pattern recognition skills is your problem, not ours.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 01:03:27 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 28, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
maybe thats where i made a mistake. what i gathered from the noob sections and a few others posts is that im going to fucked with immediately despite what i post. and that actually, if i were to introduce myself in positive manner it would happen even more so. maybe i just made the wrong conclusion.
Yes. You're a dumbass. Pixie never got fucked with when she arrived, neither did Payne, Luna, Richter, Suu, Leln, or any one of dozens of other people. The people who get fucked with are the ones that walk in like assholes.
You walked in being an asshole, you got treated as an asshole...And your lack of pattern recognition skills is your problem, not ours.
Maybe check my "Game of Arseholes" thread out. It's all about arseholes acting like arseholes, and gettng caught by other arseholes. There's a couple of tips at the end about how to deal with having to exist in World made largely of shit, from every other arsehole who's passing by and want's to dribble his shit everywhere. (It's not sticky though)
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29026.msg1039719#new
my apologies everyone, i misinterpreted some posts and i get caught in trains of thought pretty easily. I didnt study the forums so thoroughly as to see this wasnt actually the case. It made a lot of sense at the time, but yea i can be a total dumbass sometimes..
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on May 05, 2011, 08:34:43 PM
my apologies everyone, i misinterpreted some posts and i get caught in trains of thought pretty easily. I didnt study the forums so thoroughly as to see this wasnt actually the case. It made a lot of sense at the time, but yea i can be a total dumbass sometimes..
NSK; DR
<= Walked in and pissed off/on Roger and ECH. Stopped being an asshole. Problem solved.
Phox,
Still remembers all the times ECH had her back.
We are the legion worshippers of magnaninous blood splattered Eris, she who set in motion certain events leading to the burning of Troy because nobody invited her to the party. Unsurprisingly, we don't get invited to a lot of parties. Inevitably, horrible things keep happening to you. Fair's Fair.
Who are we?
We are the reviled, the deliberately misunderstood, the veterans of a truth so savage, the telling of which can send the strongest of men retreating into an ever increasing catatonia, that some never walk out from.
We are the witnesses of the last honest man, and we carry his words, imprinted across the inside of our eyelids, lest we forget.
The Guardians of a path so hard to find, that only the soles of our feet know the direction it takes.
That's who we are
The trail of our broken and discarded dreams show where we have passed.
We are greeted as Heroes by strangers, strangers who would avail themselves of out particular talents.
Then we are held up as Saviours, for maybe a week, and tales of us are sent out into the lands, because always we are known, every town finds time to cheer us and welcome us, until the job's done.
although nothing's ever said, no-one mourns our absence when it's time to move on.
That, is also who we are.
A thousand Wars, and myriad deaths these hands have delivered.
Not for glory, or honour, or any moral holding of ideas, but because, quite simply, ithat's what we do. But the toll of death weighs heavily upon us, we never kill lightly.
But we do it with such professional excellence that none other can compete. So gather around, you're quite safe, please feel free to ask questions from the FAQ books you were issued during your trip, and our mod team will be happy to take questions by PM, relating to any matters deemed "too sensitive" to tell in polite company. (Confessional confidence is, of course expected of us)
That's who we are.
But never seek to use subterfuge, or attempt to deceive us, for this you will be flayed of your skin, and the red flag of your hide shall adorn our tree of skinnings, while your slick,wet body screams defiance, then pleas, then just sobs from the anthill your broken, bleeding carcasse shall laid upon.
That's who we are.