Brought on by Suu's post featuring the song "I Just Had Sex" in another thread.
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Lords of Acid - Rough Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9XQ0VoEU
E-Rotic - Fred Come to Bed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8kYIZR7ke8
Venga Boys - Boom Boom Boom I Want You In My Room - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMP-JqFQ_l4
Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (The Discovery Channel Song) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
That's all I could think of off the top of my head.
:evilmad: Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
I just like songs about sex. :P I haven't been laid in days. As a matter of fact, my SOs say I am slowly destroying sex for them with my antics.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:06:42 AM
I haven't been laid in days.
POOR FUCKING BABY. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
:lulz:
"Conditions are perfect."
I definitely prefer their taped live show to their overproduced non-live show.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:07:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:06:42 AM
I haven't been laid in days.
POOR FUCKING BABY. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
hxxp://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/plug_vibrators.html#t-wnd-2642
I will kick you in the goddamn teeth.
Freeky,
VENGEFUL god of bend yuor space/time horny,
Not particularly happy about the position.
hooboy.
Good move, CPD.
This means Freeky doesn't love me anymore, doesn't it? :horrormirth:
I only shared the link because it's the next toy on my to-get list! And it's cheaper than the Hitachi Magic Wand (my current favorite) by ten dollars! I wasn't trying to suggest anything awful, I swear.
Not all of us have disposable income, even if we had income PERIOD. So just continue to rub my nose in it, go on. Goddammit.
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.
I think I know what went wrong last time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.
I think I know what went wrong last time.
NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!
I don't have a 'healthy' sex life. I occasionally get laid by my bf who has fibro and occasionally get laid by my gf who's going through menopause. But yeah still invoked the wrath. I deserve it. :x
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.
I think I know what went wrong last time.
NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!
We'll warm it up this time.
Also, stronger springs and maybe a smaller motor.
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you... :lol:
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you... :lol:
There's a cause to believe in. Appeasing the Wrath.
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.
....i think i'm missing some critical backstory....
i appologize if i was being crass
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.
Yep. :sad: Whatever, it's PD.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad: Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad: Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.
Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad: Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.
Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?
30 YEARS AND STILL GOT GAME. :banana:
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtRSzUcZQk
Now THIS is romantic stuff.
But for reals:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDD-z28Njeo
Pretty much 90% of all Lords of Acid songs apply, btw.
Also:
Big Black - Fists of Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbQQ4y0uYE)
The Roots - Break You Off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKZvOyP7w4)
Fear - Fresh Flesh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4yPyGmLuZ4) and Beef Bologna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO5KoBHto80)
Howling Wolf - Back Door Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTAc62476f4)
And of course, how could anyone forget... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpGRdX5sUAs)
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On.
EOT
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
oh, my bad. I thought it was that Fett guy.
in any case, declaring yourself awesome because you allowed a man to put his penis into your vagina is sad.
in before, "but I am already awesome"
posting in a thread that was inspired by a song celebrating you having sex will skew all perceptions towards that.
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
It was the Fett guy, but he's not a cosplayer...that only applies to anime and manga costumes. I'm not going to bother with semantics though. You stay on your side of the fence, and I'll stay on mine this time.
But dude, really, I haven't gotten laid since August and you're blowing my afterglow, here. :argh!: Lol. It wasn't a random hookup or a one-night stand. We're working on something, but neither of us are in a rush. So it's okay, really.
...And I am fucking awesome. Thanks.
Not that it isn't great you got laid and might have a new bf, but you came off as if you getting laid made you more awesome than someone who hasn't had any for several months.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
Yeah, um...it was a fucking joke, and if Freeky had an issue with it, I know she's woman enough to say something to me about it.
Welcome to PeeDee, Make sure your tray tables are in their upright and locked position.
Quote from: Pixie on April 26, 2011, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
its cos he's ginger.
Great. Now TGG is gonna come in here swinging a chain, too.
Quote from: Pixie on April 26, 2011, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
its cos he's ginger.
And all sufferers of Gingervitis are fucking douchebags.
I would think that is taking it a little too far, personally.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 26, 2011, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
its cos he's ginger.
Great. Now TGG is gonna come in here swinging a chain, too.
I know she's your kid and all, but that sounds kinda hot.
Quote from: Pixie on April 26, 2011, 04:21:16 PM
I would think that is taking it a little too far, personally.
Yeah, you're right. Assholes, maybe...you can cure the asshole. You can't cure the douche.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad: Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:
Hmmm yeah.
I actually can appreciate a little "WOOOOOT!!!" though, since sometimes it's cause for a fucking celebration.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
oh, my bad. I thought it was that Fett guy.
in any case, declaring yourself awesome because you allowed a man to put his penis into your vagina is sad.
in before, "but I am already awesome"
posting in a thread that was inspired by a song celebrating you having sex will skew all perceptions towards that.
Hey hey hey hey hey
Rewind
"allowed"?
Also, fucking does not MAKE you awesome, but sometime NOT FUCKING can make you feel not awesome and fucking can make you feel awesome.
Even girls.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 04:21:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 26, 2011, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:29:11 PM
Coyote, you're being an asshole.
The problem is, you already know that.
its cos he's ginger.
Great. Now TGG is gonna come in here swinging a chain, too.
I know she's your kid and all, but that sounds kinda hot.
Dude I would not get in the way of that chain
TGG scares me a little.
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
oh, my bad. I thought it was that Fett guy.
in any case, declaring yourself awesome because you allowed a man to put his penis into your vagina is sad.
in before, "but I am already awesome"
posting in a thread that was inspired by a song celebrating you having sex will skew all perceptions towards that.
Hey hey hey hey hey
Rewind
"allowed"?
Also, fucking does not MAKE you awesome, but sometime NOT FUCKING can make you feel not awesome and fucking can make you feel awesome.
Even girls.
I suddenly envisioned permission slips.
"This part needs to be signed by a parent or guardian, please."
All said, I forgive Coyote because he is just being reactive due to being in the "not getting any" camp. I get it; I'm there.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
oh, my bad. I thought it was that Fett guy.
in any case, declaring yourself awesome because you allowed a man to put his penis into your vagina is sad.
in before, "but I am already awesome"
posting in a thread that was inspired by a song celebrating you having sex will skew all perceptions towards that.
Hey hey hey hey hey
Rewind
"allowed"?
Also, fucking does not MAKE you awesome, but sometime NOT FUCKING can make you feel not awesome and fucking can make you feel awesome.
Even girls.
I suddenly envisioned permission slips.
"This part needs to be signed by a parent or guardian, please."
:x
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:37:33 PM
All said, I forgive Coyote because he is just being reactive due to being in the "not getting any" camp. I get it; I'm there.
We've all been there...but I promise I'll be the first person in line for the high fives.
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?
He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
oh, my bad. I thought it was that Fett guy.
in any case, declaring yourself awesome because you allowed a man to put his penis into your vagina is sad.
in before, "but I am already awesome"
posting in a thread that was inspired by a song celebrating you having sex will skew all perceptions towards that.
Hey hey hey hey hey
Rewind
"allowed"?
Also, fucking does not MAKE you awesome, but sometime NOT FUCKING can make you feel not awesome and fucking can make you feel awesome.
Even girls.
I suddenly envisioned permission slips.
"This part needs to be signed by a parent or guardian, please."
:x
I know. I have NO IDEA how the hell that got into my brain. :x
Best song for making sexytime take up ENTIRE ALBUM.
Is Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and whenever Enrico hear it he must make wild carnal love to something is near. Tim Gunn still will not forgive Enrico for what he do to his leather sofa. Is not Enrico fault, though, he tell him about Metal Machine Music before, and yet still play it. Is why?
And. Also.
Why peoples need to go for month and month as celibate when Enrico is always available? He has even been take penisillin. Is nice.
Eh Suu? Eh? Eh Freeky? Eh?
And Nigel. Hello Nigel.
And Remington. Helloooo Remington.
And LMNO of course.
How is scrotum now? All heal?
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 26, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
Best song for making sexytime take up ENTIRE ALBUM.
Is Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and whenever Enrico hear it he must make wild carnal love to something is near. Tim Gunn still will not forgive Enrico for what he do to his leather sofa. Is not Enrico fault, though, he tell him about Metal Machine Music before, and yet still play it. Is why?
And. Also.
Why peoples need to go for month and month as celibate when Enrico is always available? He has even been take penisillin. Is nice.
Eh Suu? Eh? Eh Freeky? Eh?
And Nigel. Hello Nigel.
And Remington. Helloooo Remington.
:mittens: :potd:
Fucking Enrico saves the day.
*waves to Enrico*
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 26, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
Best song for making sexytime take up ENTIRE ALBUM.
Is Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and whenever Enrico hear it he must make wild carnal love to something is near. Tim Gunn still will not forgive Enrico for what he do to his leather sofa. Is not Enrico fault, though, he tell him about Metal Machine Music before, and yet still play it. Is why?
And. Also.
Why peoples need to go for month and month as celibate when Enrico is always available? He has even been take penisillin. Is nice.
Eh Suu? Eh? Eh Freeky? Eh?
And Nigel. Hello Nigel.
And Remington. Helloooo Remington.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :oops:
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 26, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
Best song for making sexytime take up ENTIRE ALBUM.
Is Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and whenever Enrico hear it he must make wild carnal love to something is near. Tim Gunn still will not forgive Enrico for what he do to his leather sofa. Is not Enrico fault, though, he tell him about Metal Machine Music before, and yet still play it. Is why?
And. Also.
Why peoples need to go for month and month as celibate when Enrico is always available? He has even been take penisillin. Is nice.
Eh Suu? Eh? Eh Freeky? Eh?
And Nigel. Hello Nigel.
And Remington. Helloooo Remington.
IS ENRICO! HOW IS MOST GORIOUS FAGGOT!?
The sexiness of this thread just went up 110%.
Back to the OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ
You're welcome.
:lulz: Too old skool to be REAL.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
Back to the OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ
You're welcome.
I'll see your BBD, and raise you this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZieygZyvw4A
Bitch, please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM2pQXXbLPY
You can't post BBD and not be down with OPP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWI_fLkw3k&feature=related
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:28:04 PM
Bitch, please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM2pQXXbLPY
:lulz:
almost posted Color Me Bad and went with same suit instead.
SOME COOLEYHIGHHARMONY FOR YOUR ASS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8hWx4CR-k
How is it possible that nobody has posted "The lapdance is always better when the stripper cries" by The Bloodhound Gang?
Because we have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ
and this:
[NSFW]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:35:14 PM
Because we have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ
We used to sing this a lot in middle school when it came out...Before we knew wtf it meant. LOL.
I'll have to check those out at home. No youtube here.
I believe the last few links were:
Bell Biv Devoe, "Poison" and "Do Me"
Color Me Badd, "I Want To Sex You Up"
Boys II Men, "Uh Huh"
Salt n Pepa, "Shoop"
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 26, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
THIS.
This one pretty much breaks it down to the core components.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8
Um...HELLO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh0xpmNMLY
Also NSFW.
this one is entirely inappropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYb5f1LqZ0
Well, we've gone this far, we might as well dive into goth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKvjCPGBuo
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this one is entirely inappropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYb5f1LqZ0
Sure it is. I'm scaring my neighbors right now.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
Well, we've gone this far, we might as well dive into goth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKvjCPGBuo
FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG.
You can take the girl out of the goth club...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
You can take the girl out of the goth club...
But you can't gutwrenchingly tear the goth club from the dark recesses of the dungeons in her tortured, bleak soul?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
You can take the girl out of the goth club...
...But you can't get the mascara out of her collar.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
You can take the girl out of the goth club...
But you'll still end up smelling like clove cigarettes.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
Well, we've gone this far, we might as well dive into goth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKvjCPGBuo
back to the 80's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw&feature=fvst
Ludo - Love Me Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XH3oMNKApI
TLC - Red Light Special
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2t9LBeAwo&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TL1SFkMOiHdtg
P!nk - You Make Me Sick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGfz0fv5wfQ
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
You can take the girl out of the goth club...
But you can't take the goth out of the club girl. 8)
might as well throw some NIN in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvXhRKZTFk
it's probably not the one you're thinking it is, though that one is entirely appropriate to the OP
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 26, 2011, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
Well, we've gone this far, we might as well dive into goth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKvjCPGBuo
back to the 80's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw&feature=fvst
That always reminds me of Zoolander.
This one always gets a certain girl I know in the mood. bad ass video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVAdxmd0RdA
PLEASE TO ENJOY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=218zbfprnAI
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 10:57:47 PM
PLEASE TO ENJOY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=218zbfprnAI
THREAD OVER.
Clearly you spags were not paying attention when I said
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On.
EOT!
See? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBydsRzjFcI
Apache Rose Peacock. TIA.
Nile - masturbating the war god.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZ1-ebA95E
technically it is about sex.
um
This involves sexytiem . . . but isn't exactly on topic.
Immortal Technique - You Never Know - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqiqrnZE44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE
Jonathan Coulton - First of May - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
Well, we've gone this far, we might as well dive into goth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKvjCPGBuo
holy shit, that's bad ass. hadn't heard of them. thanks for the link.
She Wants Revenge is absolutely amazing. I got my entire family into them.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 27, 2011, 09:03:04 PM
She Wants Revenge is absolutely amazing. I got my entire family into them.
I'm completely hooked. And reminds me I gotta get out to goth/industrial sundays at Eclipse sometime.
also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkuhLYXz79I
and who could forget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
I should play this tonight for my radio show. I was just going to do the entire Spider Project, but this works.
"Dinah Moe Hum" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hzVpYAP-U&feature=related
Quote from: BadBeast on April 27, 2011, 11:41:22 PM
"Dinah Moe Hum" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hzVpYAP-U&feature=related
For that, you may as well suggest Bobby Brown.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 27, 2011, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 27, 2011, 11:41:22 PM
"Dinah Moe Hum" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hzVpYAP-U&feature=related
For that, you may as well suggest Bobby Brown.
I did actually consider Bobby Brown, but that's not really a "celebrate" sexy tiem song is it?
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
you must teach me how you did this. I'm sure I could figure it out in an hour or so, but I'd be ever so thankful if you could save me that hour.
Quote from: BadBeast on April 27, 2011, 11:52:49 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 27, 2011, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 27, 2011, 11:41:22 PM
"Dinah Moe Hum" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4hzVpYAP-U&feature=related
For that, you may as well suggest Bobby Brown.
I did actually consider Bobby Brown, but that's not really a "celebrate" sexy tiem song is it?
If you like it in teh pooper it is.
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
You kick ass, 000, thanks! :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
:mittens: WOOT! Bless you, Trip Zip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Sorry if repost.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 02:08:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Sorry if repost.
GOD DAMN YOU FREEKY.
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR STARTING THIS THREAD.
:magick:
:argh!:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Sexy+Robots/
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 28, 2011, 09:11:14 AM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Sexy+Robots/
:lulz:
I can always count on this place to start my day off weird...
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 28, 2011, 09:11:14 AM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Sexy+Robots/
jebus christ I'm glad I am always the first one in the office and I wasn't drinking anything. :lulz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uknDkAw-tU
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 28, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
you must teach me how you did this. I'm sure I could figure it out in an hour or so, but I'd be ever so thankful if you could save me that hour.
Sure, that's right--cost me about an hour to figure out as well :)
So I used Linux command-line magic for this, if you don't have a Linux, you still need an hour to either figure out how to do it on Windows, or to install Cygwin (kinda like Bash for Windows).
You need three tools, in order of decreasing importance:
youtube-dl (http://rg3.github.com/youtube-dl/) -- commandline tool to download Youtube videos in their original
.flv or
.mp4 formats (which one you get depends on the video quality it was uploaded). It's a Python script, so if you install Python for Windows, it'll run fine (and Python is awesome, best language to start learning to code, IMO).
ffmpeg (http://www.ffmpeg.org/download.html) -- commandline tool that converts the Youtube video file to an
.mp3 file. Actually it's a swiss army knife for converting pretty much any audio/video container format to another, useful for very many things. Available for both Linux and Windows.
ack-grep (http://betterthangrep.com/) -- another commandline tool. This one's for munging the text in this thread and extracting the youtube video URLs. It does the same things as traditional GNU
grep, except
ack-grep actually does exactly what you'd expect it to do most of the time, as opposed to
grep, which often doesn't, see website for details. It's only available for Linux and Mac.
=== HOW YOU DO IT
1) first you hit the PRINT button at the top of this thread. print out the thread, tape it to a wooden table, take a photograph, scan it and apply OCR to retrieve the text. Alternatively, select all and copy/paste to a text file.
2) now I use ack-grep to extract all the youtube URLs from the text:
ack-grep --output="\$1" "v=([-a-zA-Z0-9]{11})" printthread.txt | sort | uniq > youtube-tracks.txtAs you can see (if you can decipher regexes), it actually just extracts the video ID bits (like
9uknDkAw-tU and such), cause
youtube-dl works with both URLs and just the video ID part.
The
| sort | uniq bit is so that I don't get the same video twice (because of people quoting it, etc)
You can also do this step with any decent text editor.
3a) at this point you can simply do
youtube-dl -a youtube-tracks.txt and it'll download all the videos in that file and basically you're done.
3b) I went a slightly different route because a downloaded youtube video is about 60-200MB, while the mp3 file I want is only about 2MB*, the combined video files would have been roughly 5GB, so wanted it to download the video, convert it to mp3, delete the video, then move on to the next download. Which you can do like this:
for ytt in $(cat youtube-tracks.txt) # loop over all tracks in the textfile
do
youtube-dl -o "$ytt.%(title).72s.%(ext)s" $ytt # download one video (and format the filename in a nice way)
fff=$(ls $ytt*) # grab the filename of the video file
ffmpeg -i "$fff" "${fff%.*}.mp3" # convert video file to mp3
rm "$fff" # remove the video file
doneIf this looks like black magic to you, that's because it is 8) I can explain it more, if you like, but not in this thread.
* Youtube tracks only have a 64kbps bitrate, not much. This method is not really suited for buffing your mp3 collection if you care about sound quality :) But it's great for quickly/easily getting a cool "mixtape" out of a PD.com thread.
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 12:37:02 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on April 28, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
I've compiled all tracks ITT and converted to MP3 for your iPod listening pleasure:
http://ifile.it/fpo0ie3/sexytiem.zip
ENJOY
you must teach me how you did this. I'm sure I could figure it out in an hour or so, but I'd be ever so thankful if you could save me that hour.
Sure, that's right--cost me about an hour to figure out as well :)
So I used Linux command-line magic for this, if you don't have a Linux, you still need an hour to either figure out how to do it on Windows, or to install Cygwin (kinda like Bash for Windows).
You need three tools, in order of decreasing importance:
youtube-dl (http://rg3.github.com/youtube-dl/) -- commandline tool to download Youtube videos in their original .flv or .mp4 formats (which one you get depends on the video quality it was uploaded). It's a Python script, so if you install Python for Windows, it'll run fine (and Python is awesome, best language to start learning to code, IMO).
ffmpeg (http://www.ffmpeg.org/download.html) -- commandline tool that converts the Youtube video file to an .mp3 file. Actually it's a swiss army knife for converting pretty much any audio/video container format to another, useful for very many things. Available for both Linux and Windows.
ack-grep (http://betterthangrep.com/) -- another commandline tool. This one's for munging the text in this thread and extracting the youtube video URLs. It does the same things as traditional GNU grep, except ack-grep actually does exactly what you'd expect it to do most of the time, as opposed to grep, which often doesn't, see website for details. It's only available for Linux and Mac.
=== HOW YOU DO IT
1) first you hit the PRINT button at the top of this thread. print out the thread, tape it to a wooden table, take a photograph, scan it and apply OCR to retrieve the text. Alternatively, select all and copy/paste to a text file.
2) now I use ack-grep to extract all the youtube URLs from the text:
ack-grep --output="\$1" "v=([-a-zA-Z0-9]{11})" printthread.txt | sort | uniq > youtube-tracks.txt
As you can see (if you can decipher regexes), it actually just extracts the video ID bits (like 9uknDkAw-tU and such), cause youtube-dl works with both URLs and just the video ID part.
The | sort | uniq bit is so that I don't get the same video twice (because of people quoting it, etc)
You can also do this step with any decent text editor.
3a) at this point you can simply do
youtube-dl -a youtube-tracks.txt
and it'll download all the videos in that file and basically you're done.
3b) I went a slightly different route because a downloaded youtube video is about 60-200MB, while the mp3 file I want is only about 2MB*, the combined video files would have been roughly 5GB, so wanted it to download the video, convert it to mp3, delete the video, then move on to the next download. Which you can do like this:
for ytt in $(cat youtube-tracks.txt) # loop over all tracks in the textfile
do
youtube-dl -o "$ytt.%(title).72s.%(ext)s" $ytt # download one video (and format the filename in a nice way)
fff=$(ls $ytt*) # grab the filename of the video file
ffmpeg -i "$fff" "${fff%.*}.mp3" # convert video file to mp3
rm "$fff" # remove the video file
done
If this looks like black magic to you, that's because it is 8) I can explain it more, if you like, but not in this thread.
* Youtube tracks only have a 64kbps bitrate, not much. This method is not really suited for buffing your mp3 collection if you care about sound quality :) But it's great for quickly/easily getting a cool "mixtape" out of a PD.com thread.
Not black magic at all, thanks for taking the time to write it all out. It's probably been a year and a half since I fired up the linux box I have in the closet, I just don't have room for it at the moment. Might dig it out in a couple of weeks and put this to the test.
Nice work Trip
(psssssshh ... you still get to call it black magic, even if you know how it's done ;-) )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqFqhUzutg
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-18502621/brad_paisley_im_gonna_miss_her_official_music_video/
Redneck style.
More Redneck stylee. Cover version, I know, but it certainly brings a little something more to the Aerosmith original. And the subsequent Run DMC collaboration. I love these guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muyqMrsuLXw
For a start, you can actually follow the lyric easily here. (Steve Tyler always was a sleazy old bastard, innit? :lulz: )