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Title: IT'S RICHTER SCALE DAY!
Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 12:46:53 PM

(http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/nca/kap/images/kite.jpg) :richter: 'SAN ANDREAS FAULT? MORE LIKE GAY ANDREAS FAULT, AMIRITE?!"

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Post by: Richter on April 26, 2011, 02:23:40 PM

..umm

Anyways:

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HUGE CRACK.

What d'ya say? I'd hit it.

Title: Re: IT'S RICHTER SCALE DAY!
Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 02:25:44 PM

YOU HIT THAT CRACK, MOTHERFUCKER.

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Post by: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:38:31 PM

MORE ASS - FAULT THAN ASPHALT? BLAME RICHTER.

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Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 03:39:37 PM

LESS SLACK IN YOUR CRACK? BLAME RICHTER.

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Post by: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:41:00 PM

TECTONIC PLATES NOTICING LACK OF TIGHTNESS?

OOPS. MYBAD

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Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 03:44:18 PM

RUFFLES HAVE RIDGES? RICHTER RECTIFIED YOUR RECTUM.

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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:29 PM

The earth is scary :cry:

RICHTER, SAVE ME!

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Post by: Richter on April 26, 2011, 09:09:50 PM

Get off that subduction zone and we'll talk.

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Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 09:27:12 PM

That sounds like you're trying to entice her to some horizontal slippage.

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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2011, 10:26:53 PM

:eek:

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Post by: Suu on April 26, 2011, 11:13:22 PM

I think we got too technically tectonic up in this shit.

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Post by: Rumckle on April 28, 2011, 02:33:40 PM

This is my second favourite 'scale' day. After Not To Scale day.

Principia Discordia