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Title: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 26, 2011, 06:08:05 PM
in pdf.

Remember when the board in Texas said they did not want to sneak sneak creationism into science classes. Well the Texas Freedom Network has found a sample of the submitted material... and guess what? The board lied.

http://www.tfn.org/site/DocServer/InterData_Fact_Sheet.pdf?docID=2481
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Should I move this to the politics area, or do you want it left here?

And of course they lied.  They're Texans.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 26, 2011, 06:10:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Should I move this to the politics area, or do you want it left here?

And of course they lied.  They're Texans.

Oh I actually thought I was in the politics area.  :oops:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Should I move this to the politics area, or do you want it left here?

And of course they lied.  They're Texans people

fixed
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

:lulz: i keep forgetting he lives in Texas.  And yeah, no mirth to be had. :lulz:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:00:25 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

:lulz: i keep forgetting he lives in Texas.  And yeah, no mirth to be had. :lulz:

DFW and Austin are pretty nice.  The rest of the state is an exercise in redneckist liars for Jesus.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 07:02:39 PM
I've only been through the airport in DFW, and once when I was really, really small I went to some city that was on the coast. I remember because I cut my foot on a rock, and it smelled like foul ocean water.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 26, 2011, 07:04:14 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=haH-tClY8ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haH-tClY8ME)

I could not help myself.  :oops:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 26, 2011, 07:05:10 PM
*GAG*
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 07:07:04 PM
That is unfounded, sir!
it's simply that the Redneckist Liars for Jebus are vocal, whereas the decent folk's sense of decorum shoots us in the foot by allowing the idiots to appear to speak for and represent the rest...

on the other hand, you're probably right.   :cry:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...

Balls.  They have steakhouses and Texmex crap.  I have more than 57 different cuisines to choose from, and not from chain-restaurants.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...

Balls.  They have steakhouses and Texmex crap.  I have more than 57 different cuisines to choose from, and not from chain-restaurants.

For certain.  We're a veritable Mecca of cuisine, fuck all knows why.  But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

The Trojans, historically speaking.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Adios on April 26, 2011, 07:35:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

The Trojans, historically speaking.

:lulz:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 07:36:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

The Trojans, historically speaking.

:lol:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
DFW has shit tons of restaurants.
highest per capita in the nation.  And, although we certainly do have a disproportionate amount of that greatest ambrosia known as Texmex, we have every known variety of cuisine easily within rascal scooter range of every citizen.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
DFW has shit tons of restaurants.
highest per capita in the nation.  And, although we certainly do have a disproportionate amount of that greatest ambrosia known as Texmex, we have every known variety of cuisine easily within rascal scooter range of every citizen.

Peruvian?  Because Peruvian kicks much ass.

Arabic?  I loves me some Arabic.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
DFW has shit tons of restaurants.
highest per capita in the nation.  And, although we certainly do have a disproportionate amount of that greatest ambrosia known as Texmex, we have every known variety of cuisine easily within rascal scooter range of every citizen.

Peruvian?  Because Peruvian kicks much ass.

Arabic?  I loves me some Arabic.

You do? Oooohhh... I'ma try making some next month.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...

Balls.  They have steakhouses and Texmex crap.  I have more than 57 different cuisines to choose from, and not from chain-restaurants.

For certain.  We're a veritable Mecca of cuisine, fuck all knows why.  But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

Hm...THAT would not be my particular estimation of AZ...:lol: 

But yeah, I thought the food in Texas was pretty damned awesome, all told.

But then, I'm a huge fan of that "Tex Mex" crap.  :lulz:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Adios on April 26, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...

Balls.  They have steakhouses and Texmex crap.  I have more than 57 different cuisines to choose from, and not from chain-restaurants.

For certain.  We're a veritable Mecca of cuisine, fuck all knows why.  But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

Hm...THAT would not be my particular estimation of AZ...:lol: 

But yeah, I thought the food in Texas was pretty damned awesome, all told.

But then, I'm a huge fan of that "Tex Mex" crap.  :lulz:

Yo. I love cooking Tex-Mex. Sadly, my diet doesn't allow it now.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 07:50:52 PM
within Rascal Scooter distance, i know of 3 Arabic Restaurants. (Narah Cafe, Al Hamra restaurant, Beirut Rock Cafe)
and although El Tumi (peruvian Restaurant is a bit over 10 miles away from me right now), there's a latin fusion place down the street that has some peruvian stuff. (i cant remember what it's called.)
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 26, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 26, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
thank you, Freeky.
:)

It's not my fault you live in Texas.  It's like Arizona, with all the horror and none of the mirth.

...better food...

Balls.  They have steakhouses and Texmex crap.  I have more than 57 different cuisines to choose from, and not from chain-restaurants.

For certain.  We're a veritable Mecca of cuisine, fuck all knows why.  But hey, who wants to look a gifthorse in the mouth?

Hm...THAT would not be my particular estimation of AZ...:lol: 

But yeah, I thought the food in Texas was pretty damned awesome, all told.

But then, I'm a huge fan of that "Tex Mex" crap.  :lulz:

Yo. I love cooking Tex-Mex. Sadly, my diet doesn't allow it now.

??? Why ??? Most Tex-mex is just a take off on mexican which is actually very very healthy. 
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
It's my understanding that the "Tex" part of it holds the majority of the fats.  The "Mex" part uses a lot of lard though.  Which could be substituted with EVOO, I suppose.

If you had the inclination, you could research traditional Mexican dishes, that use spices and herbs for flavor, rather than salt and fats.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 07:56:05 PM
I know of the following types of cuisine, just driving past and around the city:

Arabic
Thai
Greek
Ethiopian (OMG ETHIOPIAN)
Japanese (not including Sushi)
Sushi
Chinese
Korean (House of Korea, I've met the owner. He's like a 70-some fat old Korean dude from Korea, very nice, good with kids)
Portuguese
Spanish
Mexican (REAL mexican food)
French
Pastry
Chicago
Indian

And those are just off the top of my head.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 26, 2011, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
It's my understanding that the "Tex" part of it holds the majority of the fats.  The "Mex" part uses a lot of lard though.  Which could be substituted with EVOO, I suppose.

If you had the inclination, you could research traditional Mexican dishes, that use spices and herbs for flavor, rather than salt and fats.

I bake most of what us traditionally fried including empanadas.  And you are probably right LMNO, I don't make tex-mex it's pretty standard mexican and guatemalan ghetto food.  :sad:

I will share any and all recipes Charley!!
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 26, 2011, 08:23:56 PM
Columbus has a pretty nice variety too... I'm particularly fond of the Vietnamese, Thai and Persian places near my house.

Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Adios on April 26, 2011, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 26, 2011, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
It's my understanding that the "Tex" part of it holds the majority of the fats.  The "Mex" part uses a lot of lard though.  Which could be substituted with EVOO, I suppose.

If you had the inclination, you could research traditional Mexican dishes, that use spices and herbs for flavor, rather than salt and fats.

I bake most of what us traditionally fried including empanadas.  And you are probably right LMNO, I don't make tex-mex it's pretty standard mexican and guatemalan ghetto food.  :sad:

I will share any and all recipes Charley!!

I will start a thread in recipes.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Juana on April 26, 2011, 10:55:11 PM
Tex-Mex is an abomination.


Ethiopian, Vietnamese, three types of Chinese, Japanese, two types of Thai, Mexican food galore, Basque, Armenian, Greek, Italian, Arabic, Hmong (never had it, no idea how it's different than other regional cuisines), and there's probably one or two more I'm missing.



Also, lol, food derail.

I like parts of Texas. The Hill Country is pretty and their freeway speed limit out in the desert's 80 mph.


The content is amusing and unsurprising. Did you expect them to be honest? They're Creationists, though and through, and want everyone to be like them. Of course they're gonna lie to get Creationism into the books.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2011, 11:43:22 PM
Food is to whackjobs in Texas as art is to the Sunday comics, Hovercat.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2011, 01:25:22 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on April 26, 2011, 10:55:11 PM
Tex-Mex is an abomination.


Ethiopian, Vietnamese, three types of Chinese, Japanese, two types of Thai, Mexican food galore, Basque, Armenian, Greek, Italian, Arabic, Hmong (never had it, no idea how it's different than other regional cuisines), and there's probably one or two more I'm missing.



[snip]
The content is amusing and unsurprising. Did you expect them to be honest? They're Creationists, though and through, and want everyone to be like them. Of course they're gonna lie to get Creationism into the books.

Naw.  What passes for Tex-Mex in CALIFORNIA is an abomination.  Texas food is not so bad.  IMHO, but then it's been a few years since I traveled there extensively.  And I live with constant spicy food--but I have a hugely widely varied palate.  I enjoy food from Missouri as well as New Orleans, as long as it's cooked and prepared well.

...as for the curriculum debate, hell yes, I totally agree.  Disingenuity (disingenuousness?) is a given when it comes to Bible thumpers who want to appropriate our damned public school system for their purposes.

Again, I can't wait for this pendulum swing to come BACK towards this way...
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2011, 01:28:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
It's my understanding that the "Tex" part of it holds the majority of the fats.  The "Mex" part uses a lot of lard though.  Which could be substituted with EVOO, I suppose.

If you had the inclination, you could research traditional Mexican dishes, that use spices and herbs for flavor, rather than salt and fats.

The stuff I had was just fine--not any lardier than south of the border stuff.  And I've HAD truly south of the border stuff...a lot.  The Texan Mex was not unhealthier.

Truly indigenous food ANYWHERE, btw, tends to be less spicy than its restaurant counterparts.  Most folks, it seems, rely upon condimentization when it comes to the main dishes.  There are a few exceptions (Indian being one, but if you saw how Indians from INDIA eat--they rarely pile it on...it's mostly rice rice and more rice with a small bit of their stews--or kormas--added on to flavor the rice).  As always.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 27, 2011, 03:13:08 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2011, 01:25:22 AM
...
Naw.  What passes for Tex-Mex in CALIFORNIA is an abomination.

fer shur!
wife and i went to Cali, and i got a burrito at a calimex joint.  i commented on what a strange piece of cheese it had on top, only to find out that it was a slice of orange.

Fucking Orange.
on a Burrito.
w t f
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Juana on April 27, 2011, 04:25:22 AM
:? Orange? Really? I eat Mexican food here a lot and that's new to me, too.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Don Coyote on April 27, 2011, 05:00:19 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on April 27, 2011, 04:25:22 AM
:? Orange? Really? I eat Mexican food here a lot and that's new to me, too.

Ya, I am at a total loss, maybe it was some kind of fusion restaurant.
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2011, 02:47:37 PM
:lulz:  *am not surprised*  :lulz:
Title: Re: A sample of what the board in Texas wants for science classes
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 27, 2011, 04:33:30 PM
Maybe they ran out of limes?