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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: bob-o on September 10, 2004, 10:43:12 PM

Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: bob-o on September 10, 2004, 10:43:12 PM
i was talking to this girl i met on penpalworld.com on AIM... the conversation shows how much todays children are...uhm...stupid.

(TheMadMailler is me, i deleted the other person's SN for obvious reasons)
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TheMadMailler (5:30:33 PM):  it it the "eat and talk and socialize" kinda party, or the "there's no parents around so lets get piss drunk" kinda party?
person(5:31:12 PM): #2
TheMadMailler (5:31:40 PM): what the fuck is up with todays kids
person(5:31:50 PM): y?
person (5:31:56 PM): whats the prob
TheMadMailler (5:32:02 PM): you're fucking underage
person (5:32:06 PM): is it supposed to b the second 1
person (5:32:09 PM): soooo
person  (5:32:12 PM): ur point
person  (5:32:18 PM): i d/ get it
person  (5:32:26 PM): u dont do nothin do u
TheMadMailler (5:32:36 PM): my point is underage drinking is illegal
person  (5:32:45 PM): i know
person  (5:32:48 PM): we all do
person  (5:32:52 PM): but u dont do u
person  (5:32:57 PM): obviousley
person  (5:33:02 PM): there r worse things
TheMadMailler (5:33:04 PM): WTF?
person  (5:33:13 PM): at least im not gettin pregnant
TheMadMailler (5:33:18 PM): i know it's illegal, what are you talking about?
TheMadMailler (5:33:34 PM): p-hah! parties like that get people preganat
person  (5:33:55 PM): i know its illeagal
person  (5:34:00 PM): not me
person  (5:34:10 PM): i do it all the time the parties
person  (5:34:18 PM): not the other thing
TheMadMailler (5:34:20 PM): like it's a good thing?
person  (5:34:26 PM): waht
person  (5:34:28 PM): what
person  (5:34:34 PM): lets just not talk bout this
TheMadMailler (5:34:39 PM): person (5:34:10 PM): i do it all the time the parties
TheMadMailler (5:34:44 PM): that
person  (5:34:52 PM): o not that its good
TheMadMailler (5:34:55 PM): you act as if it's an ok thing to do
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*sigh*...i wonder what kids will be like 30 years from now...

what do you people say?

~bob-o
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 10, 2004, 11:13:42 PM
thanks to ADD and the banning of dodgeball, in 30 years were going to have a bunch of stupid pussies running around.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: The Commander on September 10, 2004, 11:54:51 PM
Um...I'm confused...she shouldn't drink because it is against the law and not because of some moral thingymabob.

I say drink up.

Prost!

The commander
DIA
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: namu on September 11, 2004, 12:43:19 AM
The society as a whole is infantilizing everyone. The media are just the most obvious part of that, and the rest of the iceberg strolls around unnoticed by the general public. But we've seen the Fnords, we know it's happening, we noticed the trends.

Nowadays even grown-ups expect no responsibilities and no choice. They assume the rest of the world is out there to protect them and to pave the way for them. Just look at the more and more common rallying cries of "think of the children" or "this is offending, somebody call the Police!".

People are AFRAID of their lives. They're trying to stay in the present, Peter Pan-style, they can't face changes anymore. The slightest risk of everyday life is scrutinized, analysed, expertized and measures are taken by The Powers That Be,Ñ¢, the figure of parenthood that looms over everyone, squashing freedom under the oppressive weight of its authority.

Accidents make headlines. Incidents make headlines. What's next ? I'll tell you what's next: everyday life's trivial struggle makes headlines too, unfolding right now (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=index&cid=787).

The GRRRRayness is over my country :evil: Saotradur zo war ma bro.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 04:49:46 AM
Quote from: namuThe society as a whole is infantilizing everyone. The media are just the most obvious part of that, and the rest of the iceberg strolls around unnoticed by the general public. But we've seen the Fnords, we know it's happening, we noticed the trends.

Nowadays even grown-ups expect no responsibilities and no choice. They assume the rest of the world is out there to protect them and to pave the way for them. Just look at the more and more common rallying cries of "think of the children" or "this is offending, somebody call the Police!".

People are AFRAID of their lives. They're trying to stay in the present, Peter Pan-style, they can't face changes anymore. The slightest risk of everyday life is scrutinized, analysed, expertized and measures are taken by The Powers That Be,Ñ¢, the figure of parenthood that looms over everyone, squashing freedom under the oppressive weight of its authority.

Accidents make headlines. Incidents make headlines. What's next ? I'll tell you what's next: everyday life's trivial struggle makes headlines too, unfolding right now (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=index&cid=787).

The GRRRRayness is over my country :evil: Saotradur zo war ma bro.

The disgusting thing for me is when people can be paid millions of dollars for doing stupid things. Some 19 year old kid in sydney (he was 14 at the time) got paid 11 million dollars by the state goverment after he was found to not be at fault when he forced open the doors of a train mid-travel stuck his stupid head out the door and got made stupider by a steel pylon. People shouldn't have to protect you from your own stupidity, and now with the indemnity scene the way it is, you can't even protect yourself against the negligence of others.
If you're going to go deep diving off a bridge over a creek that's just flooded you're going to have to think. "hmmn, I wonder if that twig is actually a dislodged tree floating beneath this murky surface."
Honestly If I'd ever met that asshole I would have said I was sorry he was in the wheelchair but it's your own dumbassed fault and you've got to deal with it with no help from the state.

edit: and as long as I'm on the subject, another 19 year old kid (who lives about a holf-hour from here) has a brain tumor that gets operated on and then they end up throwing the pice of skull away, and it takes the damn health service 3 months and a week of padgering by a current affairs program to admit that there's actually an issue! Fuck me! what are you stupid? Yeah sure. it was just an improvement to have nothing but skin between your brain and the outside world.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 11, 2004, 08:36:02 AM
QuoteYeah sure. it was just an improvement to have nothing but skin between your brain and the outside world.

Unless they can put some kind of dataport there, he's better off just getting a new skull.

We shouldnt reward people for stupidity, ever. As a matter of fact, I'm a little distressed at the serious lack of natural selection in this country, I wont be happy until we either get a better education system to counter for this or else we live in a place where we fight for our lives against killer-robots programmed to hate all human life.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 08:41:56 AM
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
QuoteYeah sure. it was just an improvement to have nothing but skin between your brain and the outside world.

Unless they can put some kind of dataport there, he's better off just getting a new skull.

they replaced it with some kevlar/polyethelene compund. stronger than the original
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 11, 2004, 08:43:37 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
QuoteYeah sure. it was just an improvement to have nothing but skin between your brain and the outside world.

Unless they can put some kind of dataport there, he's better off just getting a new skull.

they replaced it with some kevlar/polyethelene compund. stronger than the original

Thats a good deal, but the big problem there is that while the new compound is probably much stronger than the original bone tissue... its still going to be weak at the seams.

Unless they did the whole skull cap, which would be awesome. So awesome that I'd be willing to have that surgery done on myself even if it is completely unnecessary. I'd headbutt everything, twice as much as I already do.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 08:47:28 AM
oh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 11, 2004, 08:49:52 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDoh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays

So he's probably got some ghastly and intimidating mound on the front or side of his head. Thats awesome.

Someone needs to sponsor me for heavy body modification, and give me a cortex bomb.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDoh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays

So he's probably got some ghastly and intimidating mound on the front or side of his head. Thats awesome.

I'd definately an antler drilled into it.

nope. no ghastly marks, aside from the staples which they'd have taken out by now.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 11, 2004, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDoh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays

So he's probably got some ghastly and intimidating mound on the front or side of his head. Thats awesome.

I'd definately an antler drilled into it.

nope. no ghastly marks, aside from the staples which they'd have taken out by now.

How thick is this new material?
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 08:57:55 AM
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDoh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays

So he's probably got some ghastly and intimidating mound on the front or side of his head. Thats awesome.

I'd definately an antler drilled into it.

nope. no ghastly marks, aside from the staples which they'd have taken out by now.

How thick is this new material?

about the same as the origina, i'ts built with a recess though si it's extra thick ehere the bone is and it was coated with some stull to encourage the bone to grow a bit.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 11, 2004, 09:02:11 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Eighteen Buddha Strike
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDoh no. it was clamped and screwed in :twisted: and there was a healthy amount of overlap, I saw the x-rays

So he's probably got some ghastly and intimidating mound on the front or side of his head. Thats awesome.

I'd definately an antler drilled into it.

nope. no ghastly marks, aside from the staples which they'd have taken out by now.

How thick is this new material?

about the same as the origina, i'ts built with a recess though si it's extra thick ehere the bone is and it was coated with some stull to encourage the bone to grow a bit.

Probably not much that can be done with that, too bad for that kid. On the other hand, I wonder why more people dont get their skullcaps replaced/reinforced. That has to be ten times better than any nosejob.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 11, 2004, 12:55:44 PM
#2 sounds liek the bar i go to with all the 40 year olds and what not,cept they gambele onb  buckhunter. what's wrong with that? we gotta procreate somehow damnite

i know i'm beautful but c'mon... ;)
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Schweinepriester G. on September 11, 2004, 05:18:49 PM
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Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: bob-o on September 11, 2004, 11:55:56 PM
shit.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: bob-o on September 11, 2004, 11:57:09 PM
could you do me a favor and delete the name in your post?
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 12, 2004, 12:29:31 PM
Everyone read those excerpts from Rico's time in his History and Moral Philosophy?  class in High School from the book by Robert Andson Hienlien called Starship Troopers to find out where the country is headed.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: sakredchao on September 13, 2004, 11:07:22 AM
yeah, those kids should be out getting high!

sorry to drop it to you, connor, but everyone's stupid, this isn't a new development either...

mount the cannon on your van, you'll need it.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 14, 2004, 02:38:35 AM
Quote from: sakredchaoyeah, those kids should be out getting high!

sorry to drop it to you, connor, but everyone's stupid, this isn't a new development either...

mount the cannon on your van, you'll need it.

You'll want to get a VW Bus if your planning on hardmounting any type of weapon. Most vans these days are made out of plastic and tinfoil.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 14, 2004, 03:24:06 AM
We're turning into the world of "Brave New World" IMO.  We're homogeniziing everything down so that it can't offend the biggest idiot in the world, and so that he can operate it at the same time.

My generation is a bunch of fucking idiots that thinks that thinking is only for queers, and that sex, drugs, and bad punk (I prefer to call it puke rock) is what its all about.  They need a collective mindfuck to wake up from their dilusion that everything is as easy as Highschool, and that everyone else owes them something; when in reality(tm) it's them that owes everyone else something.

Yay, rantiness!
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 14, 2004, 04:39:24 AM
you gfogot about they part wher your generation thinks it's amajor crime that they're parents want them to get good grades or clean their room. they then go on to equate such treatemnt as chidl abuse and write terribel terrible music. which is nto the same as takign too much acid seeign weird shit then finding a music prorgram and makign terrible terrible music.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 14, 2004, 05:19:33 PM
Quote from: Gigglin Buddha the PenisWe're turning into the world of "Brave New World" IMO.  We're homogeniziing everything down so that it can't offend the biggest idiot in the world, and so that he can operate it at the same time.

My generation is a bunch of fucking idiots that thinks that thinking is only for queers, and that sex, drugs, and bad punk (I prefer to call it puke rock) is what its all about.  They need a collective mindfuck to wake up from their dilusion that everything is as easy as Highschool, and that everyone else owes them something; when in reality(tm) it's them that owes everyone else something.

Yay, rantiness!
If we are turning into the brave new world wouldn't that mean we who are against the idea of homoginization of everything actually be against mandatory sex play for children the mandatory drug use (soma)... but can anybody tell me the Why we are against it when it's mandatory (drug use) but for it' because it's not Illegal?!?!?
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: namu on September 14, 2004, 09:01:16 PM
We're for it when it's a deliberate, freely initiated act. We're against it when it's forced on you by The Govn'ment or any other Grayness. Or not.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: agent compassion on September 14, 2004, 09:47:42 PM
I'm for the mandatory installing of antlers/horns into skull implants so that you can gore anyone who makes fun of you.....
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 14, 2004, 10:17:06 PM
Quote from: agent compassionI'm for the mandatory installing of antlers/horns into skull implants so that you can gore anyone who makes fun of you.....

Along with a laser that you can shoot out of your forehead, and burn them at the same time.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: bob-o on September 15, 2004, 12:40:02 AM
Quote from: sakredchaoyeah, those kids should be out getting high!

sorry to drop it to you, connor, but everyone's stupid, this isn't a new development either...

mount the cannon on your van, you'll need it.

erm...

you mean "yea, those kids shouldn't eb out getting high"?

i know, sakred. i know. i needed to express my thoughts- i never said it was new.


and it was *you* who wanted a cannon mounted on your car. i prefer an Uzi or MAC-10, or a 10g. shotgun....

~bob-o
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 15, 2004, 01:32:01 AM
drive an m1a1 instead.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 15, 2004, 01:57:31 AM
Now that the ban's been lifted, I'd go with a pistol grip shotgun. "A freakin' ten guage, what did you think?!"
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 15, 2004, 07:16:21 AM
I want my 13 inch barrel Colt 45 Long Breakaction Pistol, thank you.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: on September 17, 2004, 10:47:42 AM
I just hope the body modification trend gets pushed to an extreem that disgusts and horrifies us all.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 17, 2004, 11:04:29 AM
Quote from: Z¬?I just hope the body modification trend gets pushed to an extreem that disgusts and horrifies us all.

If I get my thirteen inch barrel colt fourty five break action pistol, be assured, there we be much that will disgust and horrify.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: sakredchao on September 18, 2004, 07:35:56 AM
i don't want guns.

i just want to play electromagnetic golf to the rules of centrifugal bungle puppy.

kim
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 18, 2004, 07:44:10 AM
We're all DOOMED anyway. What's a stronger skullcap...nevermind. It would be more amusing. But we are still DOOMED.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2004, 09:08:04 AM
nobody gets out of here alive.

the fools.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 18, 2004, 09:31:07 AM
You're all going to die down here. (http://cevk.com/music/diedownhere.mp3)
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 18, 2004, 09:42:49 AM
what about you?
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 18, 2004, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: Hotsumawhat about you?

Yeah. Him too.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2004, 09:50:33 AM
unelss he somehow becoems a celebrity, usurps lance bass adn micaheal jackson as teh premiere rich peopel who want to go into outerspace so abd they're willign to pay the russian government 20million dollars to send them off into space adn actually pay them the money. of course he'd ahve to die at soem point after actually get there.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 18, 2004, 09:54:24 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerunelss he somehow becoems a celebrity, usurps lance bass adn micaheal jackson as teh premiere rich peopel who want to go into outerspace so abd they're willign to pay the russian government 20million dollars to send them off into space adn actually pay them the money. of course he'd ahve to die at soem point after actually get there.

Unless he gets devoured by a pack of claw shrimp, then he may just have to live in eternity as someone else's bowel function, or something. I dunno, perhaps it will be like a heaven.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 18, 2004, 09:54:28 AM
thats a statistical impossiblility.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 18, 2004, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: Hotsumathats a statistical impossiblility.

statistics don't mean certainty
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 18, 2004, 09:59:43 AM
statisticly speaking, they are.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 18, 2004, 10:07:40 AM
There are three kinds of liars.

Liars.
Damned Liars.
And Statisticians.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: namu on September 18, 2004, 11:04:10 AM
You forgot advertisers, marketing people and politicians.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 18, 2004, 11:07:39 AM
Quote from: namuYou forgot advertisers, marketing people and politicians.

They're all the same.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Chef on September 18, 2004, 03:51:23 PM
Y'all and we all are ALL damned liars.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: sakredchao on September 18, 2004, 05:03:25 PM
hey it's chef,  i've missed you.  come back for your regular dose of opie?

and it looks like someone showed you where the capslock key was.  good show!

kim
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 18, 2004, 05:29:50 PM
Quote from: sakredchaohey it's chef,  i've missed you.  come back for your regular dose of opie?

and it looks like someone showed you where the capslock key was.  good show!

kim

Quit taunting it.  You may make it so cross, it will make a mistake.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: sakredchao on September 18, 2004, 09:41:07 PM
naa..  i really like chef.
he's like rain in the afternoon.  just makes a day that much better.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2004, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: sakredchaohey it's chef,  i've missed you.  come back for your regular dose of opie?

and it looks like someone showed you where the capslock key was.  good show!

kim

Quit taunting it.  You may make it so cross, it will make a mistake.

quit posting, you're makign me want to travel to florida to break skulls. and i can't afford to travel to florida, even jsut for a day to break your skull.
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Malaul on September 19, 2004, 12:00:57 AM
that wasnt very nice
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 19, 2004, 12:47:30 AM
Quote from: Malaulthat wasnt very nice

Yet the thought did entertain you, no?
Title: Rant 1: todays kids are insane.(for the most part)
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 19, 2004, 07:25:43 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Malaulthat wasnt very nice

Yet the thought did entertain you, no?

I'm still giggling.