Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2011, 08:14:48 PM

Title: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Sounds like a gas.  A real shot in the arm for those sick of life
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 03, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

Damn.  I actually know people who'd probably get in line for this.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

What, simulantaneously being crushed and effectively exsanguinated?

The guy who invented this is a bit of a psycho.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
For some of the coaster freaks I know?  If they knew the cancer was gonna get 'em, they'd buy a ticket for this ride.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2011, 08:55:40 PM
The most popular ride at the Salazorian county fair.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 03, 2011, 08:57:28 PM
Fuck this dude, I had this same concept in 8th grade.  No shit.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2011, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 03, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.

I agree with this.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

Incorrect.  A heart attack lasts for approximately one million years.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:51:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 

The boneyard is selling that shit, cheap.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 

That... would be awesome...
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Richter on May 03, 2011, 10:12:02 PM
One wing is the front walk, the other wing is the deck over the lake.

Seriously, I need one.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 10:59:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

Incorrect.  A heart attack lasts for approximately one million years.

I have a feeling that the 30 seconds before you lost consciousness on deathcoaster is the same way...
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2011, 11:07:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.

the shitty part is that frequently it gets that bad while you still have your mind mostly intact.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 03, 2011, 11:07:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.

the shitty part is that frequently it gets that bad while you still have your mind mostly intact.

Yeah... you lose the lucidity mostly because they have to pump you with so many opiates to dull the pain. Then the opiates gradually stop working and they start giving you drugs that make you sleep most of the time. My grandma died of bone cancer when I was 13... her mind would have been fine until the end except for the pain and the drugs.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Jasper on May 04, 2011, 04:30:07 AM
I'd prefer a novelty death over a dignified or painless one, but I'm just a nice guy who likes to provide entertainment.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 04:33:47 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 04, 2011, 04:30:07 AM
I'd prefer a novelty death over a dignified or painless one, but I'm just a nice guy who likes to provide entertainment.

I'd prefer to not be there at the time.
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Jasper on May 04, 2011, 04:36:33 AM
Me neither, but c'est la vie.  :lol:
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: BadBeast on May 04, 2011, 04:57:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVpcZOYHXf0
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 04, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
If I'm ever dying of cancer, I'm going to make a concerted effort to die in the lobby of some powerful medical insurance company.

"Sir, can I help you?"

"Apparently not, asshole!" wheeze
Title: Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 04, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 04, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
If I'm ever dying of cancer, I'm going to make a concerted effort to die in the lobby of some powerful medical insurance company.

"Sir, can I help you?"

"Apparently not, asshole!" wheeze
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: