(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Hotsauce1.jpg)
You know you want some! You know your bleeding sinuses can never get enough! You know you want your girlfriend to have as much hair on her chest as Richter has! Be the envy of all your friends, and the very best friend your ENT Doctor ever had! GET UP OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GO GET SOME RIGHT NOW, BEFORE RICHTER GETS ANGRY! BECAUSE IF RICHTER AIN'T HAPPY, NOBODY IS HAPPY!
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Hotsauce2.jpg)
Made exclusively by lifelong craftsmen in Anhui Province, China!
That 2nd one..LOL
Also: The first thing I thought of was "Get a second bottle FREE! Just pay S&H!"
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Hotsauce3.jpg)
Oh my dearie me TGRR, you go too far. You of all people should know that any sauce that is as part of the realm of Richter cannot be appeased. Pray for salvation, Reverend that thou art. For the RICHTure will come, and it will not be kind to any that mocked or attempted to marginalize it. That's the point, after all-call it the last being put first if you will, but their memory never fades. My sinuses have bled for months, and I'm fucking family. WHAT WILL IT DO TO YOU? I CAN ONLY WEEP.
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o...m...g... lmfao :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Oh, fuck... can't breathe... :lulz:
OH MY GOD :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
OW THE LAUGHTER, IT HURTS MY FACE!
This is some crazy goddamn genius shit.
"Now in spermicide flavor" !! :vom: :lulz:
:lulz: mega-win
:mittens: :lulz: Very nice.
HOLY HELL.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:javascript:void(0);
Ofuck, the pain..Got hit in the ribs and you fuckers are making me laugh :lulz:
:mittens:
Quote from: leln on May 04, 2011, 01:27:16 AM
Oh my dearie me TGRR, you go too far. You of all people should know that any sauce that is as part of the realm of Richter cannot be appeased. Pray for salvation, Reverend that thou art. For the RICHTure will come, and it will not be kind to any that mocked or attempted to marginalize it. That's the point, after all-call it the last being put first if you will, but their memory never fades. My sinuses have bled for months, and I'm fucking family. WHAT WILL IT DO TO YOU? I CAN ONLY WEEP.
:mittens:
Flavor!? Fuck's sake you're supposed to eat that stuff?
I've been using it to heal gangrenous wounds and strip the paint off of furniture I'm refurbishing.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 04, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
Flavor!? Fuck's sake you're supposed to eat that stuff?
I've been using it to heal gangrenous wounds and strip the paint off of furniture I'm refurbishing.
We use it to kill wood scorpions and brown ticks.
And it makes a great BBQ sauce!
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:26:32 AM
"Now in spermicide flavor" !! :vom: :lulz:
That was 169% Freeky.
This made me smile even though I'm in an incredibly crappy mood! Thanks Richter Sauce!
Richter Sauce: It's what ghost chilis dare each other to drink.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 04:02:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:26:32 AM
"Now in spermicide flavor" !! :vom: :lulz:
That was 169% Freeky.
That was totally me. 169%. :lulz:
TEAMWORK FOR GREAT JUSTICE! :awesome:
Quote from: Richter on May 04, 2011, 03:36:15 AM
:lulz:javascript:void(0);
THIS. a 1000x THIS!!!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I just got a vision of a whole like of PD foods. (A horrible, horrible vision...)
Richter Sauce...
LMNO Teas...
Freeky Flakes...
Quote from: Luna on May 04, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
I just got a vision of a whole like of PD foods. (A horrible, horrible vision...)
Richter Sauce...
LMNO Peas...
Freeky Flakes...
Don't waste a
good questionable joke.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 04, 2011, 02:57:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 04, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
I just got a vision of a whole like of PD foods. (A horrible, horrible vision...)
Richter Sauce...
LMNO Peas...
Freeky Flakes...
Don't waste a good questionable joke.
Only so much humor in peas. You drink enough tea, however, you get all the P you could want...
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS????
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 24, 2011, 05:37:32 AM
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS????
You gotta pay attention...
Yo, Richter, we're gonna need another couple bottles of the stuff for this weekend...
Quote from: Luna on May 04, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
I just got a vision of a whole like of PD foods. (A horrible, horrible vision...)
Richter Sauce...
LMNO Teas...
Freeky Flakes...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Y3WTz9nQL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Hotsauce7.jpg)
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:vom::1fap: :lulz:
Quote from: Your Mom on May 30, 2011, 06:56:09 PM
:vom::1fap: :lulz:
You know, sometimes I begin to worry about my head, but then the angel of apathy comes by and makes everything okay again.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Hotsauce9.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz:
Epic.
I need to make some!
Quote from: Richter on May 31, 2011, 03:05:56 AM
:lulz:
Epic.
I need to make some!
You make it, I'll write the ads. :lulz:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2011, 03:11:31 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 31, 2011, 03:05:56 AM
:lulz:
Epic.
I need to make some!
You make it, I'll write the ads. :lulz:
I nominate EoC to write the obituaries. :wink:
Bump.
Best new ad gets a special treat from Roger.
Holy shit these are great!
OH DAMNIT :lulz:
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Will have to wait until I get home. Cannot see jack shit. :argh!:
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all of this :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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:lulz:
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:lulz:
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Quote from: Pæs on January 25, 2013, 02:01:56 AM
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All of them :lulz:, but this one is genius.
Oh my god. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
bump
FACT: RICHTER SAUCE ONCE THE ENTIRE CITY OF SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN, AND THOSE FUCKED LOVED IT.
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Quote from: The Suu on June 04, 2014, 08:19:22 PM
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I'm never gonna live that down. :lulz:
It's sort of my trademark now.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Rbnr3X.jpg)
I wonder what would happen if I butt-chugged Richter Sauce?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 09:23:00 PM
I wonder what would happen if I butt-chugged Richter Sauce?
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 09:23:00 PM
I wonder what would happen if I butt-chugged Richter Sauce?
(http://i.imgur.com/DzxsU9Z.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 09:23:00 PM
I wonder what would happen if I butt-chugged Richter Sauce?
Keep that bung pointed west comrade.
Quote from: The Suu on June 04, 2014, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 09:23:00 PM
I wonder what would happen if I butt-chugged Richter Sauce?
(http://i.imgur.com/DzxsU9Z.jpg)
suu is on a roll today.
Butt chugging Richter Sauce is a klismaphiliac lie. After the first few seconds you can only pour more on the gapping chemical burn.