An 18-year-old man dressed in a cow costume stole 26 gallons of milk from a Virginia Walmart
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/04/man_in_cow_cost.php
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26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
Fuck no! I'd be too busy taking video.
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
Fuck no! I'd be too busy taking video.
This. I'd just stand there and bask in the weirdness.
Wal Mart's policy is to not deter the crime while in progress. Seems they're afraid of being sued for accusing someone prematurely.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
No, I would definitely look the udder way.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 06:54:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
No, I would definitely look the udder way.
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Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 06:53:20 PM
Wal Mart's policy is to not deter the crime while in progress. Seems they're afraid of being sued for accusing someone prematurely.
That's AWESOME. Because it had to have taken a WHILE for him to get all that milk outside. On all fours. I mean, that's like, oh shit, crime in progress for an hour!
If I ever want to do any super-crazy performance art, I'll dress up in pink latex and have someone surreptitiously record me dancing out of wal-mart with, oh I don't know, 50 bags of pretzels, one at a time, between my teeth.
I will then, upon completion of the act, pay for it all so they can't prosecute me. I'll just say it's my unique style of shopping.
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:59:14 PM
If I ever want to do any super-crazy performance art, I'll dress up in pink latex and have someone surreptitiously record me dancing out of wal-mart with, oh I don't know, 50 bags of pretzels, one at a time, between my teeth.
I will then, upon completion of the act, pay for it all so they can't prosecute me. I'll just say it's my unique style of shopping.
Get the method published in the next version of the Principia Discordia... and sue 'em for infringing on your religious freedom. :wink:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:44:29 PM
26 gallons? TWENTY-SIX GALLONS?
So, somehow a guy in a cow suit managed to remove 26 GALLONS of milk from a store on his hands and knees... without anyone stopping him?
I mean, did they just not notice until he got to the last gallon?
Or :?
If YOU were the clerk, would YOU stop him?
Only if I had a lasso.
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 06:53:20 PM
Wal Mart's policy is to not deter the crime while in progress. Seems they're afraid of being sued for accusing someone prematurely.
Or of overzealous security holding the suspect against hot pavement until they die.
Again.
QuoteAfterward, a man who seemed to match the description of the milk thief was seen in a local McDonald's, but he was not in a cow suit.
Wait..... What?
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 05, 2011, 11:01:37 PM
QuoteAfterward, a man who seemed to match the description of the milk thief was seen in a local McDonald's, but he was not in a cow suit.
Wait..... What?
Yeah, that part puzzles me too.
Fitting the description could be as simple as "he looks like the kind of asshole who'd Robin Hood a bunch of milk dressed like a cow".