So as I mentioned a few days ago I put this drug collection thing together. Basically allowing people to drop off expired, unwanted medications. There was this story in Belfast, Maine where some guy dropped off all of his deceased Dad's meds. As they were going through the pills they found a family heirloom, a wedding band that had been passed down through generations.
Well that's nothing compared to what was brought to us. There was this one guy that brought a bag of stuff. And in one of the pill bottles was this....thing....I think it was some kind of pet or animal or something. Maybe a mouse? I dunno, but I snapped a picture of it....it really creeped us all the fuck out. Check this shit out. (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/l_ca59c41b54e762a7bd43a2b01fa42a67-1.jpg)
:argh!:
That's a Luke-warm joke, at best.
I feel violated.
I need an adult.
:mittens:
It started out innocent you know.
The fmaily probably went out and saw him somwhere, thought he was cute, and decided he'd be a good pet, so they borught him home. Teach the kids some responsibility.
SO tehy bring it in, and for awhiel he's the favorite pet. They groom him, walk him, get him fixed, and everything's shiny. Then reality sets in. THey realize they have to train him (A face like that CAN'T be housebroken), and the mess jsut gets to be a pain. They don't know how to train though, so they do somethign quick and convenient like cramming him under the sink.
WEll, one day, they decide it's sjut easier not to let him back out. After a few days the bumping stops, and that's that. They stop usign the spot under the sink. It's just left alone.
A decade or so later, the turn - in comes up, so they decide to pass him off as a bag of old drugs (accurate?), and throw him anonymously at the first person hintign amnesty. I'm surpirsed you haven't gotten more.
NOT EVEN ONCE.
Actually, the other day one of them found out where I lived and randomly wandered up and left a bag on my stoop.
So THAT'S where he's been!
Well, he's free again. Even the DEA wouldn't take him.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
So as I mentioned a few days ago I put this drug collection thing together. Basically allowing people to drop off expired, unwanted medications. There was this story in Belfast, Maine where some guy dropped off all of his deceased Dad's meds. As they were going through the pills they found a family heirloom, a wedding band that had been passed down through generations.
Well that's nothing compared to what was brought to us. There was this one guy that brought a bag of stuff. And in one of the pill bottles was this....thing....I think it was some kind of pet or animal or something. Maybe a mouse? I dunno, but I snapped a picture of it....it really creeped us all the fuck out. Check this shit out. (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/l_ca59c41b54e762a7bd43a2b01fa42a67-1.jpg)
SEAL TEAM 6 - I have your next mission....
Bury him in the Hudson, lest he be buried at the Karaoke Bar where people might build a shrine or something.
Being known and noted in your local music scene for outlandishness is strange. But not on AKK.
AKK: not even once.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 03:29:00 PM
Bury him in the Hudson, lest he be buried at the Karaoke Bar where people might build a shrine or something.
The surface of the river is too hard for affordable excavation equipment.
Okay, the Saratoga Springs then. I mean, I'm assuming if you are going to name your city Saratoga Springs there must be an actual spring or two nearby right?
Though, it wouldn't surprise me that the city he is from would do something outlandish and name their city after fictional bodies of water.
There are no springs in Tarpon Springs. There are also no tarpon in Lake Tarpon.
There are also no falls in Central Falls...
...and there is no Providence in Providence.
Apparently there was in the 1600s.
Fucking....
.....What the-
Is that?
:asplode:
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
:lulz:
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :argh!:
Who is that?
Srsly. I have noooo clue. :?
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
Dude, I hate you.
But in a way that makes me want to fistbump you and hit you with a baseball bat at the same time.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
There are no springs in Tarpon Springs. There are also no tarpon in Lake Tarpon.
There are also no falls in Central Falls...
Woooaahhhh....
You said Tarpon Springs. WTF-You around these parts???
:tinfoilhat:
And, And....your right....NO Tarpon in the lake. But I digg going to Anderson Park and looking at the gators.
::P
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
The sadder thing is, you could (who cares if they don't get it), but it'd just give him undue attention. Say you'd spam Facebook with it and he'd find out, he'd get a kick out of people using his face in a Rick-roll-type prank. He'd probably start doing it himself.
:lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
The sadder thing is, you could (who cares if they don't get it), but it'd just give him undue attention. Say you'd spam Facebook with it and he'd find out, he'd get a kick out of people using his face in a Rick-roll-type prank. He'd probably start doing it himself.
We'd accidentally turn AKK onto 'M'en 'B'ack. They'd find each other and father a Dark Childe who would destroy the WORLDE.
Quote from: Payne on May 08, 2011, 07:18:54 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
The sadder thing is, you could (who cares if they don't get it), but it'd just give him undue attention. Say you'd spam Facebook with it and he'd find out, he'd get a kick out of people using his face in a Rick-roll-type prank. He'd probably start doing it himself.
:lulz:
We'd accidentally turn AKK onto 'M'en 'B'ack. They'd find each other and father a Dark Childe who would destroy the WORLDE.
Quote from: maphdet on May 06, 2011, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
There are no springs in Tarpon Springs. There are also no tarpon in Lake Tarpon.
There are also no falls in Central Falls...
Woooaahhhh....
You said Tarpon Springs. WTF-You around these parts???
:tinfoilhat:
And, And....your right....NO Tarpon in the lake. But I digg going to Anderson Park and looking at the gators.
::P
I grew up in The 'Burg. The parentals now live in Clearwater.
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2011, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
Dude, I hate you.
But in a way that makes me want to fistbump you and hit you with a baseball bat at the same time.
I'm a little ambivalent but I'm going to go ahead and file that under success anyway.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.
Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone.
The sadder thing is, you could (who cares if they don't get it), but it'd just give him undue attention. Say you'd spam Facebook with it and he'd find out, he'd get a kick out of people using his face in a Rick-roll-type prank. He'd probably start doing it himself.
True, but then he might somehow find out that I started it and try to contact me or something. I can't be having that.