...nothing at all. Nothing to see here. Nothing going on.
ECH,
Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins. GONNA MAKE THE LIGHTNING LOOK LIKE POND-HOCKEY BENCHWARMERS. Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins.
OH...NO....SUH....
IT'S FUCKING ON YOU HYPOCRITICAL EXCUSE FOR A BOSTON FAN.
COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE.
THE BOLTS ARE GOING TO REMIND THE BRUINS HOW TO FUCKING CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS, THAT'S WHAT.
NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS BETTER THAN THE BRUINS. NEED I REMIND YOU OF LAST YEAR? WE GOT OUR REMINDER ALREADY, NOW IT'S TIME TO REMIND OUR WNHL OPPONENTS WHY HOCKEY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN FLORIDA.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, THE BRUINS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING IS DISTRACTING BOSTON FANS FROM HOW MEDIOCRE THE RED SOX ARE PERFORMING.
...ONCE AGAIN, TAMPA BAY IS GOING TO PUT BOSTON IN THEIR FUCKING PLACE, WHICH IS ON THEIR ASS, SULKING LIKE A BUNCH OF BITCHES.
DF: I'm sorry. We'll have to be enemies for the next week.
Me: Pssh. Lightning in 5. I'll spot you one.
DF: Um. No. Bruins in 4.
Me: The Bruins couldn't sweep the Bolts if they owned a broom.
DF: I wonder who won all their regular season meetings this year? Oh yeah...
Me: It's not regular season anymore. Different momentum. Kthx. Take your shower, I can smell your filthy Boston cooties from here. :P
DF: Your luck is that you'll only be able to have a baby that is born a Boston fan.
Me: Yeah, sorry, my uterus BROKE when I moved to New England. It went, "fuck this". and sterilized itself.
DF: I...Fuck. I got nothing.
GAME TWO.
BRING IT.
KTHX.
COCK
ASS
FUCK
Did something happen?
LMNO
-retired from sports fandom.
It's pretty evident that the Bruins are taking game 2.
Um. And?
Wait. Are you telling me some FL team is in the playoffs?
Or even more unbelievable: the Islanders are actually good again?
Wait, the Islanders were GOOD?!
Also, you're missing a fucking EPIC GAME. It's 6-5 now Bruins, 4 mins left.
I am so lost.
Okay, I think I just witnessed one of the greatest games in hockey ever.
Bruins won over Lightning, 6-5, but it was RIDICULOUS. THE WHOLE GAME WAS FUCKING NUTS. Lightning ended on an empty net.