who wants to call my mom for me?
I sent my mom a rose bush and Skyped her this morning.
My job is done.
I need to call Mom more often. Getting two months' worth of bad family news in one bite sucks.
Kid of friends of my parents that I grew up with died, no idea what happened...
And my grandmother's mind is fading, to the point that when I can visit in August, she is likely to not know me at all, if she is even aware if I am there.
Teamed up with my sister cook a brunch for our mother and her mother-in-law.
Hash browns, eggs florentine, coffee cake, fruit salad, and ham with coffee and mimosas.
One of the better meals I've ever contributed to, a FUCKTON of work, but a great success.
my mom made me go on a 14 mile hike with her WHY CANT I HAVE A NORMAL MOTHER WHO WANTS TO GO TO BRUNCH AND STUFF.
We made croissant sandwiches with poached eggs and a BACON LATTICE. It was amazing.
Now I'm making scratch pizza for dinner.
Haven't gotten to gifts, if I ever will. I haven't had any time to, and I don't exactly have much money.
Well I guess it's time to bite the bullet and call. Haven't spoken to her since Christmas and then last Christmas before that, and she lives only 10 minutes away from here
:lulz:
I sent my mom an e-mail.
MOTHERS DAY WAS WEEKS AGO!
NOT IN THE CANADIAN STATES OF MEXICO!
I have 3 mothers and my grandmother to send cards to and call. Which is still less than the 3 dads, 1 father-in-law and 1 grandfather I deal with for Fathers day.
Divorce sucks.
On the upside...I usually score pretty well on my Birthday. :)
I sent my mom a FB message. FEEL THE LOVE`
I had to call and borrow money for food. Happy mother's day, I'm broke, send me cash.
It's a wonderful old world, innit. :horrormirth:
I exhausted my credit in the First Bank of Parent last year. I'm waiting on my paperwork for summer food stamps since I no longer have financial aid to survive on until September and I still kinda wanna sorta have a life. You pay taxes, you're entitled.
we had take out brunch quiches and now my stomach is full of RAGE
Then I went shopping with my mom and nothing fit right. :| Then again, it's not like H&M makes great clothes anyways.
Quiche always makes my stomach :vom: .
H&M is tailored to fit women in Sweden shaped like 13 year old boys.
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny". Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days. Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs. I like them. I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg
I wanted skinny jeans before it was cool.
I hated skinny jeans in the 80s, and I still fucking hate them.
I caved and sent my mom an e-card. That's as good as it gets, though.
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny". Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days. Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs. I like them. I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg
Wtf I was eating :argh!:
that's what you get for clicking while eating.
my mom is yelling at the sharks game. :lulz:
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 03:28:18 AM
that's what you get for clicking while eating.
my mom is yelling at the sharks game. :lulz:
lol
I should know better shouldn't I? :lulz:
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
seriously, or "coke hipster skinny". Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days. Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs. I like them. I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg
I do. D:
Nast,
T&A on the inside
I made eggs benedict with asparagus. My mom made blueberry macadamia nut pancakes. The food was delicious, but there was the incident of my nana almost choking to death. -.-
In the end she was alright, but it was really scary.
Made soup & sandwiches (& cake!) for the folks. Stepmom really appreciated it. Apparently her sons ignored her again this year. We had a nice visit over lunch. Played some scrabble afterwards. Then they talked about how I needed Jesus in my life. :argh!:
I took another Vicodin, waited 10 minutes, and found myself liking them again.
I don't talk to my mom anymore. But my son made me (a delicious) breakfast, and then I hung out with my kids all day, and then I went to a Mark Growden concert, and it was all lovely!
I bought my wife a toilet for Mother's Day.
Yep. We have this ugly pinkish thing we've had since we bought the house. Never really got around to replacing it mostly because the sink is the same color, and fuck me if I'm going to mess around with that shit.
So she was joking one day a couple weeks ago that she's like a nice normal white toilet for Mother's Day.
Today my wife learned never to joke about those sorts of things around me ever again. :evil:
:lulz:
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 01:12:47 PM
I bought my wife a toilet for Mother's Day.
Yep. We have this ugly pinkish thing we've had since we bought the house. Never really got around to replacing it mostly because the sink is the same color, and fuck me if I'm going to mess around with that shit.
So she was joking one day a couple weeks ago that she's like a nice normal white toilet for Mother's Day.
Today my wife learned never to joke about those sorts of things around me ever again. :evil:
:lulz:
You evil man R.W.H.N. LoL
Mother's Day is all fine and dandy on the Sunday-But Fuck All-the next day is just doubled the stuff that needs to be done-due to taking "a day off".
I say the hell with Mother's day.
:argh!:
Careful with that. It's a little known fact that Hallmark is in cahoots with the NSA. You go dissing one of their money-makers and you'll be wearing boot-treads on your face.