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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: LMNO on May 09, 2011, 01:12:59 PM

Title: Dear ECH,
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2011, 01:12:59 PM
I Can Haz Ramps.

Please to instruct on proper recipe.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 09, 2011, 11:17:43 PM
I hate to admit to being stumped, but...

I'm stumped. I've never had the chance to use them in a commercial kitchen. I frequently see them pureed (or something along those lines), but my personal opinion is that getting the flavor without the texture is a waste when it comes to something so awesome.

I'd probably just serve them as a side dish, lightly sauteed in butter and seasoned to taste with s&p. Shit that good (that has a very short season, no less) is usually better with as simple a treatment as possible, IMO.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 09, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
what are you guise talking aboot?
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 09, 2011, 11:37:53 PM
Have you been foraging or do you just have an awesome farmers market?

I haven't had them in years but my grandmother used to make what she called potato casserole with them. Basically just thin sliced potatoes layered with the ramps, cream and butter.

Also, they are awesome pickled. Sounds insane but yum.   
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Luna on May 09, 2011, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 09, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
what are you guise talking aboot?

These:

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1981446,00.html

Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 11:44:10 PM
It's like a green onion or leek.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 10, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
but more garlicky in aroma and flavor. Basically, it's the most delicious member of the allium family.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 10, 2011, 12:14:49 AM
cool. we dont get them over here.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 10, 2011, 12:20:26 AM
I think one of the terms of the Peace of Westphalia was that the UK wasn't allowed to grow anything with flavor in it.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 02:01:38 AM
I feel about  ramps about the same way I feel about fiddleheads.

Also, when they're in season is about the same time my chives are budding, so fuck ramps.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Dysnomia on May 10, 2011, 02:50:32 AM
http://southernfood.about.com/cs/ramps/a/ramps.htm

maybe you could also add them to a kickass stew or soup?  Perhaps with beef tips?  I don't know why I thought of that though, since I've never had them and haven't had beef tips in years.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:24:27 AM
make a soup.
maybe a chilled soup
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 01:21:38 PM
Funny you should say that.  I chopped them, sweated them with a bit of onion and a ton of garlic, then added a spoonful of tomato paste, some chicken stock, cannelli beans, ground smoked serrano pepper, a handful of chopped kale, and a dozen or so small (1/2" diameter) lamb meatballs (ground lamb, breadcrumbs, ricotta, salt, pepper).  Finished with parmesean cheese and a drizzle of high quality olive oil.

The ramps added an amazing depth of flavor, leek-like, but darker, earthier.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 01:21:38 PM
Funny you should say that.  I chopped them, sweated them with a bit of onion and a ton of garlic, then added a spoonful of tomato paste, some chicken stock, cannelli beans, ground smoked serrano pepper, a handful of chopped kale, and a dozen or so small (1/2" diameter) lamb meatballs (ground lamb, breadcrumbs, ricotta, salt, pepper).  Finished with parmesean cheese and a drizzle of high quality olive oil.

The ramps added an amazing depth of flavor, leek-like, but darker, earthier.

God that sounds so good.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2011, 04:17:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 01:21:38 PM
Funny you should say that.  I chopped them, sweated them with a bit of onion and a ton of garlic, then added a spoonful of tomato paste, some chicken stock, cannelli beans, ground smoked serrano pepper, a handful of chopped kale, and a dozen or so small (1/2" diameter) lamb meatballs (ground lamb, breadcrumbs, ricotta, salt, pepper).  Finished with parmesean cheese and a drizzle of high quality olive oil.

The ramps added an amazing depth of flavor, leek-like, but darker, earthier.

WHY DO YOU RUIN RAMPS WITH SUCH A BUSY DISH? IN FACT, I WOULD ASK THE SAME QUESTION ABOUT THE LAMB. :argh!:
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 04:32:51 PM
Hush.  It tasted good.  And yes, you could taste the ramps.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2011, 11:59:00 PM
It doesn't sound horrible, I guess. I'd probably leave out the onions, garlic, and kale if I were to do it, but the lamb meatballs and the ground smoked serrano sound like excellent counterpoints to the ramps.
Title: Re: Dear ECH,
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 01:33:49 PM
Yeah, I'd probably nix the onions, and maybe back off on the garlic.  A little.

I'd also suggest lightly grilling the ramps, as well.