Listen up, you bastards, because I'm only gonna spew this once! You fuckers have been getting up my ass with your Goddamn secular humanist Keep "Bob" Out of the Classroom shit, and your incessant monkey breeding and your piss-poor driving.
Deny it all you like, but it was YOU that cut me off in the fast lane, and then drove a mere 65MPH. THE SPEED LIMIT IS FOR THE RIGHT TWO LANES. And it's YOU strolling around in the mall, groaning like zombies and clogging the fucking place up. I'm just here for the fucking bookstore, and you need to GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.
I can't get away from you fucks, no matter how fast you get yourselves killed in stupid ways. It's shoulder to fucking shoulder, primates wall to wall, and there needs to be about 5 billion less of you, at the least. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM, ALL OF YOU. 24 hours a day. It's the only way to be safe.
Oh, I think you know who I'm talking about, Mister "I was doing this before it was cool" SIR! Ms "We need to censor Youtube for the children", MA'AM! Mister "Sorry for reporting you to the HOA, but there was A weed in your front yard", SIR! Goddammit, I hate you all. I've had it with your shit...and I'm going to kill you all, one fine day. Soon.
It's not that I WANT to...I mean, that's a lot of work. I would have to kill 200 people a minute, just to break even. But it's not like you've given me much choice, is it? No, you insist on spousal battery, letting your brats run loose, and Taylor fucking Swift. If it were up to me, it would be legal to kick unattended children into traffic, and Taylor Swift would be fed into a laundry-folding machine, feet first.
I hate your music, I hate your awful TV programming, I hate you talking about your TV programming, I hate your fucking Earth Day, your Quiverful bastards that insist on pumping out 18 fucking children, I hate your inability to do YOUR job, and stop worrying about MINE. I most especially hate your STINKING FACES, mister fucking subhuman slack-jawed, no-chin, "White supremacy" inbred little fuckwads. The fact that God didn't reach down and tear your mother's uterus out is just more proof that he's not really all that benevolent, isn't it?
So stop coming up to me, whimpering about "fursecution", before you I bludgeon you. Nobody in America is being persecuted right now, by any previous standards of persecution. Not the Muslims, not the Gays, NOBODY. Sure, you're being shat on, everyone can see that, but that's not "persecution". Ask the Polish Jews in 1939 what "persecution" is...And besides, who's putting up with the little rabbit pellets of poop dropping on your head? Oh, yeah, YOU. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"...When you start kicking peoples' teeth in for messing with you, THEN you'll have my sympathy.
And it's not just America. England, you better get your shit straight. Why are you putting up with CCTV everywhere you fucking go? Why are you putting up with laws that throw you in the fucking can for speaking your mind anywhere near the parliament building? Why are you putting up with Belgians running around loose just a stone's throw away? What the hell is WRONG with you? Last time I checked, the English chopped off peoples' heads for that sort of shit. Remember King Charles? Remember when you'd make a fucker's eyes bleed, just for leaning on you?
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
What the fucking hell is wrong with you? All of you! America, England, Europe, EVERYONE! Get off your fucking asses and stop whining about "persecution", and DO something about it. You'll never see a Yeti whining about persecution, because a Yeti will put a Phelpstien choke-hold on anyone who fucking thinks about putting the arm on us.
WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT?
Why do you put up with what passes for "politics", these days? Why do you put up with your governments TORTURING people for "your safety"? If they do it for a GOOD reason, then one day they'll do it for a BAD reason, and when they're pulling your son's fingernails off to get him to give up the guy that sold him a joint, don't come crying to me. Why do you put up with THEIR religion creeping into YOUR government? Hell, "creeping" isn't the word, is it? No, it's more like "stomping around your government like a rabid buffalo", right? And there you sit, with your face buried in a pail of junk food, watching that Goddamn Celebrity Apprentice.
I fucking hate you. I hate you all. Oh, Goddammit.
Just shut up. All of you.
Or Kill Me
HOLY SHIT!
Roger, bringing it back OLD SCHOOL!
Yeah, well, I got that rage gland blockage thing worked out.
I see the rage is 10% more visceral now too. Did you get it upgraded?
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 06:17:42 PM
I see the rage is 10% more visceral now too. Did you get it upgraded?
No, I think that's just the effect of the blockage coming loose. It's like when someone gets an intestinal blockage...Fix the problem, drown in poop.
Also, I've been under a bit of stress, recently.
Yes fucking yes fucking yes. "Bob" bless you, Roger.
There was a somewhat terrifying holding-onto-the-handlebars-of-an-out-of-control-Ducati edge to this that I haven't seen in a little while.
I enjoyed it immensly.
Awesome sauce!
QuoteWEAR A FUCKING CONDOM, ALL OF YOU. 24 hours a day. It's the only way to be safe.
This is the best thing I've read all day :D
AH OBJEKT TAH YR TONE OF VOICE, SAH!
/
:redneck2:
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 06:20:57 PM
There was a somewhat terrifying holding-onto-the-handlebars-of-an-out-of-control-Ducati edge to this that I haven't seen in a little while.
I enjoyed it immensly.
Yeah, well, I had a lot of time to build up. And it builds up faster than it did in the 34 years before I tripped across PD.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:23:57 PM
AH OBJEKT TAH YR TONE OF VOICE, SAH!
/
:redneck2:
Heh.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOr Kill Me.
Quote from: Nigel on May 09, 2011, 06:20:53 PM
Yes fucking yes fucking yes. "Bob" bless you, Roger.
Ouch.
"Bob's" blessings come in 55 gallon barrels, and he usually can't be arsed to take 'em out before he showers them down on you.
I JUST GOT A WARM FUZZY FEELING OF NOSTALGIA.
AND THEN I REALIZED I PISSED MYSELF.
:mittens:
Yes.
(Except I LIKE Taylor Swift. Fuck ya, I can like her if I want to, my fuckhead ex doesn't get to decide what I listen to, neither do y'all.)
TGRR voices what I've been feeling but could never convey with such forceful eloquence.
Wow Roger! I haven't see you spew hate like this in quite a while. Fucking RAH!!!
:mittens: :mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
What the fucking hell is wrong with you? All of you! America, England, Europe, EVERYONE! Get off your fucking asses and stop whining about "persecution", and DO something about it. You'll never see a Yeti whining about persecution, because a Yeti will put a Phelpstien choke-hold on anyone who fucking thinks about putting the arm on us.
WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT?
Why do you put up with what passes for "politics", these days? Why do you put up with your governments TORTURING people for "your safety"? If they do it for a GOOD reason, then one day they'll do it for a BAD reason, and when they're pulling your son's fingernails off to get him to give up the guy that sold him a joint, don't come crying to me. Why do you put up with THEIR religion creeping into YOUR government? Hell, "creeping" isn't the word, is it? No, it's more like "stomping around your government like a rabid buffalo", right? And there you sit, with your face buried in a pail of junk food, watching that Goddamn Celebrity Apprentice.
I ask myself these questions all the time. I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.
Excellent rant!!!!
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:29:10 PM
Yes.
(Except I LIKE Taylor Swift. Fuck ya, I can like her if I want to, my fuckhead ex doesn't get to decide what I listen to, neither do y'all.)
Well, enjoy an eternity of her, when you kick off. An eternity of listening to her cloying, fake-ass "Georgia accent" (she's from PA, for fuck's sake). An eternity of listening to the lyrics of
Teardrops on My Guitar, which make ME want to punch myself in the balls until my testicles look like bruised cantelopes.
You shall cry for mercy, but no mercy shall be forthcoming. You will sit and listen to her every hour of every day, in the downpour that isn't rain...No, it's Johnny Cash and Hank Sr and Buck Owen PISSING ON YOUR SOUL.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
TGRR voices what I've been feeling but could never convey with such forceful eloquence.
You just have to tickle the back of your soul's throat with a feather.
Quote from: Khara on May 09, 2011, 06:33:52 PM
I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.
Hope? What the fuck is this "hope" thing?
The irrational belief that things are just going to work out the way you want them to work out? They're not.
Pandora's Box was a lie. The story implies that "hope" was the cure for all the evils of the world.
It wasn't. It was the last thing out of the box because the biggest evil had settled to the bottom.
Yes, Luna is in a mood.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:35:21 PM
Well, enjoy an eternity of her, when you kick off. An eternity of listening to her cloying, fake-ass "Georgia accent" (she's from PA, for fuck's sake). An eternity of listening to the lyrics of Teardrops on My Guitar, which make ME want to punch myself in the balls until my testicles look like bruised cantelopes.
You shall cry for mercy, but no mercy shall be forthcoming. You will sit and listen to her every hour of every day, in the downpour that isn't rain...No, it's Johnny Cash and Hank Sr and Buck Owen PISSING ON YOUR SOUL.
Kid's got my respect for pulling off what has at the age most drones are sitting on their asses playing video games. And if everyone had the same taste in music, we'd all still be listening to Mozart.
There was no hope in Pandora's Box. There was no concept of it in antiquity as we have it today. There was a concept of an end, but it wasn't a positive one, just death, really. It was later translations that put in "hope".
:mittens:
Rah!
Also,
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system)
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/)
(http://i.imgur.com/u5JiX.jpg)
^^This is exactly what is looks like^^
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:42:35 PM
Kid's got my respect for pulling off what has at the age most drones are sitting on their asses playing video games. And if everyone had the same taste in music, we'd all still be listening to Mozart.
That's like saying "At least Pol Pot didn't just sit on his ass."
And there's loads of variety in music. We don't have to stretch the definition to allow hideous shit like Taylor Swift, Billy Ray Cyrus (or his fucking kid), or Led Zepplin.
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Quote from: Remington on May 09, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
:mittens:
Rah!
Also,
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system)
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/)
:crankey:
Quote from: from the second linkOn Sunday, Sen. Chuck Schumer proposed a "no-ride list" for Amtrak trains, similar to the no-fly list for air travel. The Democrat from New York cited news that Osama bin Laden had been eyeing trains as possible targets for terrorist attacks, including one on the 10th anniversary of the Sept 11, 2001 attacks.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:35:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:29:10 PM
Yes.
(Except I LIKE Taylor Swift. Fuck ya, I can like her if I want to, my fuckhead ex doesn't get to decide what I listen to, neither do y'all.)
Well, enjoy an eternity of her, when you kick off. An eternity of listening to her cloying, fake-ass "Georgia accent" (she's from PA, for fuck's sake). An eternity of listening to the lyrics of Teardrops on My Guitar, which make ME want to punch myself in the balls until my testicles look like bruised cantelopes.
You shall cry for mercy, but no mercy shall be forthcoming. You will sit and listen to her every hour of every day, in the downpour that isn't rain...No, it's Johnny Cash and Hank Sr and Buck Owen PISSING ON YOUR SOUL.
Nothing personal to Luna, but I find that mental picture oddly comforting in these dark times.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT.
Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that
Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Heh, looks like ole Chuckie got spooked by the train plot thing.
I'm just remembering a really great rant you did a couple of years ago that only briefly mentioned Roy Orbison, and subsequently turned into a music thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
I'm with you on the Trumptard's Jerkoff Spectacular and Hannah Montana, actually.
I wonder, sometimes, if the people running the no-fly and no-ride shit realize that they're doing the work of the terrorists for them...
:mittens: to the OP! Love it!
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
I'm with you on the Trumptard's Jerkoff Spectacular and Hannah Montana, actually.
I wonder, sometimes, if the people running the no-fly and no-ride shit realize that they're doing the work of the terrorists for them...
Doesn't matter either way because the American people are too stupid to figure it out, and just go along with it.
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Listen up, you bastards, because I'm only gonna spew this once! You fuckers have been getting up my ass with your Goddamn secular humanist Keep "Bob" Out of the Classroom shit, and your incessant monkey breeding and your piss-poor driving.
Deny it all you like, but it was YOU that cut me off in the fast lane, and then drove a mere 65MPH. THE SPEED LIMIT IS FOR THE RIGHT TWO LANES. And it's YOU strolling around in the mall, groaning like zombies and clogging the fucking place up. I'm just here for the fucking bookstore, and you need to GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.
I can't get away from you fucks, no matter how fast you get yourselves killed in stupid ways. It's shoulder to fucking shoulder, primates wall to wall, and there needs to be about 5 billion less of you, at the least. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM, ALL OF YOU. 24 hours a day. It's the only way to be safe.
Oh, I think you know who I'm talking about, Mister "I was doing this before it was cool" SIR! Ms "We need to censor Youtube for the children", MA'AM! Mister "Sorry for reporting you to the HOA, but there was A weed in your front yard", SIR! Goddammit, I hate you all. I've had it with your shit...and I'm going to kill you all, one fine day. Soon.
It's not that I WANT to...I mean, that's a lot of work. I would have to kill 200 people a minute, just to break even. But it's not like you've given me much choice, is it? No, you insist on spousal battery, letting your brats run loose, and Taylor fucking Swift. If it were up to me, it would be legal to kick unattended children into traffic, and Taylor Swift would be fed into a laundry-folding machine, feet first.
I hate your music, I hate your awful TV programming, I hate you talking about your TV programming, I hate your fucking Earth Day, your Quiverful bastards that insist on pumping out 18 fucking children, I hate your inability to do YOUR job, and stop worrying about MINE. I most especially hate your STINKING FACES, mister fucking subhuman slack-jawed, no-chin, "White supremacy" inbred little fuckwads. The fact that God didn't reach down and tear your mother's uterus out is just more proof that he's not really all that benevolent, isn't it?
So stop coming up to me, whimpering about "fursecution", before you I bludgeon you. Nobody in America is being persecuted right now, by any previous standards of persecution. Not the Muslims, not the Gays, NOBODY. Sure, you're being shat on, everyone can see that, but that's not "persecution". Ask the Polish Jews in 1939 what "persecution" is...And besides, who's putting up with the little rabbit pellets of poop dropping on your head? Oh, yeah, YOU. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"...When you start kicking peoples' teeth in for messing with you, THEN you'll have my sympathy.
And it's not just America. England, you better get your shit straight. Why are you putting up with CCTV everywhere you fucking go? Why are you putting up with laws that throw you in the fucking can for speaking your mind anywhere near the parliament building? Why are you putting up with Belgians running around loose just a stone's throw away? What the hell is WRONG with you? Last time I checked, the English chopped off peoples' heads for that sort of shit. Remember King Charles? Remember when you'd make a fucker's eyes bleed, just for leaning on you?
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
What the fucking hell is wrong with you? All of you! America, England, Europe, EVERYONE! Get off your fucking asses and stop whining about "persecution", and DO something about it. You'll never see a Yeti whining about persecution, because a Yeti will put a Phelpstien choke-hold on anyone who fucking thinks about putting the arm on us.
WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT?
Why do you put up with what passes for "politics", these days? Why do you put up with your governments TORTURING people for "your safety"? If they do it for a GOOD reason, then one day they'll do it for a BAD reason, and when they're pulling your son's fingernails off to get him to give up the guy that sold him a joint, don't come crying to me. Why do you put up with THEIR religion creeping into YOUR government? Hell, "creeping" isn't the word, is it? No, it's more like "stomping around your government like a rabid buffalo", right? And there you sit, with your face buried in a pail of junk food, watching that Goddamn Celebrity Apprentice.
I fucking hate you. I hate you all. Oh, Goddammit.
Just shut up. All of you.
Or Kill Me
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
It all comes down to self hate. We are what we eat, and we eat human on a daily basis, we breathe it, we drink it, it's all around us. Hell, we're MADE of human, meat bags to the core. The aliens from Terry Bisson's story didn't want anything to do with us, and honestly, neither do we! But we're here, stuffed onto this too small rock for our birth rates and you can't go two feet without walking on some ape's foot. But there are no solutions to the problem except total anihilation, and even THEN some would get away like cockroaches and it would start all over again. The whole of the "epic" of humans is like that, over and over.
So we sit here spewing hate on ourselves and each other and everyone because that's the only last defense, cause rats in a sinking ship can't do anything except bite and claw at each other until the thing drops beneath the waves and you know, that iceberg was known all along. And the mall rats and the hipsters and the rednecks and EVERYONE, they're all just fucking symptoms of an imperfect neural network that was designed by optimizing Natural Selection for fucking. And more fucking.
And we all put up with it because brains are stupid like that.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 06:57:30 PM
Heh, looks like ole Chuckie got spooked by the train plot thing.
Bullshit. It's just another excuse to clamp down.
Fucking fatass useless congress shitbags should all be tarred & feathered, run out on a rail, and fed to wild dogs. Stupid bastards who demand more legislation as a condition of voting for them should all be stuffed in a sack with a dozen cats and be thrown down the stairs, too.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Hanna Montana, fast food, Walmart, teevee...different heads, same monster.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:42:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 09, 2011, 06:33:52 PM
I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.
Hope? What the fuck is this "hope" thing?
The irrational belief that things are just going to work out the way you want them to work out? They're not.
Pandora's Box was a lie. The story implies that "hope" was the cure for all the evils of the world.
It wasn't. It was the last thing out of the box because the biggest evil had settled to the bottom.
Yes, Luna is in a mood.
WTF?
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
Good man.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
Am not.
Add Ms "Fucktard who's worked at this place for ten years, STILL doesn't know how her vacation time works, and has to call and interrupt MY fucking day to ask stupid questions about it" to the list.
:argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
"random searches"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
Good man.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
Am not.
Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.
See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 09, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.
Nashville is the FIRST place that takes it in the neck. Even before Disney. I've had it up to HERE with those jackasses. Especially that fat fuck Hank Jr, who spends all his time pissing on his father's grave and sucking up to the Grand Ole Opry crowd. Hell, he even contaminated Big 7 Rich, who - while not exactly paragons of talent - at least remembered what country music IS.
And that Goddamn "Dollywood", too.
But it's not JUST the music, is it? No, the whole IDEA of country has devolved from what little introspection America had, to being a fucking pom-pom squad for the very same "Big Government" they claim they despise. Fuck them all, drop the whole Southeast into the shitter, after we get our people out.
Quote from: Khara on May 09, 2011, 07:03:35 PM
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Quote from: Khara on May 09, 2011, 06:33:52 PM
I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.
Hope? What the fuck is this "hope" thing?
The irrational belief that things are just going to work out the way you want them to work out? They're not.
Pandora's Box was a lie. The story implies that "hope" was the cure for all the evils of the world.
It wasn't. It was the last thing out of the box because the biggest evil had settled to the bottom.
Yes, Luna is in a mood.
WTF?
Not aimed at you, Khara, I'm just tired of hoping for things, getting nothing, and I'm realizing that hope is pretty goddamn useless most days. I'll snap out of the mood before too long.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
Good man.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
Am not.
Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.
See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.
Well, then, I guess we just wasted 8 years, didn't we?
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
"random searches"
Do they wear old raincoats while they do it? I mean, that IS the traditional bus station pervert uniform.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 09, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.
What they call "country" IS pop.
If you want country, sometimes you can hear it on an "americana" station.
Fuckin doublespeak everywhere.
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
"random searches"
Do they wear old raincoats while they do it? I mean, that IS the traditional bus station pervert uniform.
Oh no, these fuckers are official. They often have the Providence PD and a Fed with them.
TBH, I think they're looking for someone. This place has been CRAWLING with Feds and DHS agents lately. The State Police are lining the highways...some shit is about to go down. Could be mafia again, could be terrorists, or, it could be them being utterly bored. Who knows.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
"random searches"
Do they wear old raincoats while they do it? I mean, that IS the traditional bus station pervert uniform.
Oh no, these fuckers are official. They often have the Providence PD and a Fed with them.
TBH, I think they're looking for someone. This place has been CRAWLING with Feds and DHS agents lately. The State Police are lining the highways...some shit is about to go down. Could be mafia again, could be terrorists, or, it could be them being utterly bored. Who knows.
I think it's more of a "we have to justify our funding" mixed with "because we can" thing.
Great 'get your head outta your ass' rant, TGRR.
I wish I knew why we put up with it.
Quote from: maphdet on May 09, 2011, 07:18:34 PM
Great 'get your head outta your ass' rant, TGRR.
I wish I knew why we put up with it.
I am told we're humans, just like the mall zombies. I am told we are no better than them. I am told I am gutless, stupid, and slack-jawed.
Obviously, I reject all of the above, but that's what I'm told.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:08:24 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 09, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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IT'S ALL PART OF IT. Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!
Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.
Nashville is the FIRST place that takes it in the neck. Even before Disney. I've had it up to HERE with those jackasses. Especially that fat fuck Hank Jr, who spends all his time pissing on his father's grave and sucking up to the Grand Ole Opry crowd. Hell, he even contaminated Big 7 Rich, who - while not exactly paragons of talent - at least remembered what country music IS.
And that Goddamn "Dollywood", too.
But it's not JUST the music, is it? No, the whole IDEA of country has devolved from what little introspection America had, to being a fucking pom-pom squad for the very same "Big Government" they claim they despise. Fuck them all, drop the whole Southeast into the shitter, after we get our people out.
It's also a big infomercial to sell 4 wheel drive pickups to people who only drive in town.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
Good man.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
Am not.
Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.
See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.
Well, then, I guess we just wasted 8 years, didn't we?
Just ranting on what I'm feeling. I guess I'm doing it wrong.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 07:21:34 PM
It's also a big infomercial to sell 4 wheel drive pickups to people who only drive in town.
Oh, don't get me started. unnnnnnnnnn
SHIT------->FAN
When you destroy Nashville make sure not to spill your anus hate too wide. I'm just 3-4 hrs W of there. :horrormirth:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
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Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:21:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.
Good man.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 09, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.
Am not.
Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.
See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.
Well, then, I guess we just wasted 8 years, didn't we?
Just ranting on what I'm feeling. I guess I'm doing it wrong.
You win. It's all pointless and useless, and we may as well crawl back in the sty with the other piggies, and learn to make "fag" jokes and happy slap anyone who looks suspiciously Brown or foreign, and slowly die of morbid obesity in front of the TV screen, because WE'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE HUMANS. It's all hopeless and bad, and we should really just learn to shut up, and regret all the prime TV watching we missed while posting in this thread.
TGRR,
Off to find a radio. Rush Limbaugh is on. OOK.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 09, 2011, 07:24:44 PM
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Point made. Discordianism is just another gaily-painted prison cell, and I'm wasting my fucking time here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.
Creepy fuckers. What are they up to?
"random searches"
Do they wear old raincoats while they do it? I mean, that IS the traditional bus station pervert uniform.
Oh no, these fuckers are official. They often have the Providence PD and a Fed with them.
TBH, I think they're looking for someone. This place has been CRAWLING with Feds and DHS agents lately. The State Police are lining the highways...some shit is about to go down. Could be mafia again, could be terrorists, or, it could be them being utterly bored. Who knows.
I think it's more of a "we have to justify our funding" mixed with "because we can" thing.
I still think it's fucking hysterical that as soon as Ambiguously Gay Italian Mafioso Mayor Mark II leaves office for Congress, Hispanic Super-Democrat takes over plus new Irish tax-happy governor.....HUGE crime ring fucking busted.
Taveras' mission is to get the Italians out of Providence. All of
us them.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Listen up, you bastards, because I'm only gonna spew this once! You fuckers have been getting up my ass with your Goddamn secular humanist Keep "Bob" Out of the Classroom shit, and your incessant monkey breeding and your piss-poor driving.
Deny it all you like, but it was YOU that cut me off in the fast lane, and then drove a mere 65MPH. THE SPEED LIMIT IS FOR THE RIGHT TWO LANES. And it's YOU strolling around in the mall, groaning like zombies and clogging the fucking place up. I'm just here for the fucking bookstore, and you need to GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.
I can't get away from you fucks, no matter how fast you get yourselves killed in stupid ways. It's shoulder to fucking shoulder, primates wall to wall, and there needs to be about 5 billion less of you, at the least. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM, ALL OF YOU. 24 hours a day. It's the only way to be safe.
Oh, I think you know who I'm talking about, Mister "I was doing this before it was cool" SIR! Ms "We need to censor Youtube for the children", MA'AM! Mister "Sorry for reporting you to the HOA, but there was A weed in your front yard", SIR! Goddammit, I hate you all. I've had it with your shit...and I'm going to kill you all, one fine day. Soon.
It's not that I WANT to...I mean, that's a lot of work. I would have to kill 200 people a minute, just to break even. But it's not like you've given me much choice, is it? No, you insist on spousal battery, letting your brats run loose, and Taylor fucking Swift. If it were up to me, it would be legal to kick unattended children into traffic, and Taylor Swift would be fed into a laundry-folding machine, feet first.
I hate your music, I hate your awful TV programming, I hate you talking about your TV programming, I hate your fucking Earth Day, your Quiverful bastards that insist on pumping out 18 fucking children, I hate your inability to do YOUR job, and stop worrying about MINE. I most especially hate your STINKING FACES, mister fucking subhuman slack-jawed, no-chin, "White supremacy" inbred little fuckwads. The fact that God didn't reach down and tear your mother's uterus out is just more proof that he's not really all that benevolent, isn't it?
So stop coming up to me, whimpering about "fursecution", before you I bludgeon you. Nobody in America is being persecuted right now, by any previous standards of persecution. Not the Muslims, not the Gays, NOBODY. Sure, you're being shat on, everyone can see that, but that's not "persecution". Ask the Polish Jews in 1939 what "persecution" is...And besides, who's putting up with the little rabbit pellets of poop dropping on your head? Oh, yeah, YOU. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"...When you start kicking peoples' teeth in for messing with you, THEN you'll have my sympathy.
And it's not just America. England, you better get your shit straight. Why are you putting up with CCTV everywhere you fucking go? Why are you putting up with laws that throw you in the fucking can for speaking your mind anywhere near the parliament building? Why are you putting up with Belgians running around loose just a stone's throw away? What the hell is WRONG with you? Last time I checked, the English chopped off peoples' heads for that sort of shit. Remember King Charles? Remember when you'd make a fucker's eyes bleed, just for leaning on you?
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
What the fucking hell is wrong with you? All of you! America, England, Europe, EVERYONE! Get off your fucking asses and stop whining about "persecution", and DO something about it. You'll never see a Yeti whining about persecution, because a Yeti will put a Phelpstien choke-hold on anyone who fucking thinks about putting the arm on us.
WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT?
Why do you put up with what passes for "politics", these days? Why do you put up with your governments TORTURING people for "your safety"? If they do it for a GOOD reason, then one day they'll do it for a BAD reason, and when they're pulling your son's fingernails off to get him to give up the guy that sold him a joint, don't come crying to me. Why do you put up with THEIR religion creeping into YOUR government? Hell, "creeping" isn't the word, is it? No, it's more like "stomping around your government like a rabid buffalo", right? And there you sit, with your face buried in a pail of junk food, watching that Goddamn Celebrity Apprentice.
I fucking hate you. I hate you all. Oh, Goddammit.
Just shut up. All of you.
Or Kill Me
Bump.
Roger I didn't post that image to make any point, just because I had that image lying around for quite a while and it fit so nicely with LMNO's post.
Also, your rant was AWESOME and I'm going to read it again, now.
Naw, LMNO, I was just kidding. It's far more productive to be jaded and cycnical, and not get upset over things. Keep that rage DOWN, or face the scorn of your peers who know that it's all hopeless and sticky and wrong, and that NOBODY can be anything more than po'bucker swine, AND THAT ANYONE WHO TRIES IS A "GUTLESS" COWARD OF SOME KIND.
Well, FUCK THAT. Anyone who WANTS to wallow around with the humans is free to do so, and if they feel that they need to be some kind of jaded hipster in the process, GOOD FOR THEM. But I know better, I know what the Great Lenny Bruce had to say, and I know that things AREN'T hopeless...If I DIDN'T know that, I'd just give the fuck up and stay drunk all day, because, you know, WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is shitting in his coffin, and when it finally blows up and takes out half the Goddamn cemetary, don't anyone come running to me, because I WILL KICK YOU BACK IN THE HOLE AND LET OLD KIPLING EAT WHAT PASSES FOR YOUR BRAIN.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
...OR KILL ME, YOU FUCKERS!
/
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Quote from: Triple Zero on May 09, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
Roger I didn't post that image to make any point, just because I had that image lying around for quite a while and it fit so nicely with LMNO's post.
Ah, my bad. It just came on the heels of posts about how there's no hope, and how I'm gutless for suggesting that there might be some.
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 07:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
...OR KILL ME, YOU FUCKERS!
/
(http://www.familyfoundationblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-henry.jpg)
Okay, good. I was concerned that I hadn't explained it correctly.
Also, look at the link that came from. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 07:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
...OR KILL ME, YOU FUCKERS!
/
(http://www.familyfoundationblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-henry.jpg)
Okay, good. I was concerned that I hadn't explained it correctly.
Also, look at the link that came from. :lulz:
I found that somewhat amusing myself, which is why I had to choose that particular pic.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 07:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
...OR KILL ME, YOU FUCKERS!
/
(http://www.familyfoundationblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-henry.jpg)
Okay, good. I was concerned that I hadn't explained it correctly.
Also, look at the link that came from. :lulz:
:spittake:
Now I feel all dirty.
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 09, 2011, 07:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Also, I thought I had made clear what "Or Kill Me" means. I guess not.
...OR KILL ME, YOU FUCKERS!
/
(http://www.familyfoundationblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/patrick-henry.jpg)
Okay, good. I was concerned that I hadn't explained it correctly.
Also, look at the link that came from. :lulz:
:spittake:
Now I feel all dirty.
Is preferable to that clean feeling any day Luna.
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:36:59 PM
Is preferable to that clean feeling any day Luna.
Given the website in question, I may have to actually disagree, GB.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:36:59 PM
Is preferable to that clean feeling any day Luna.
Given the website in question, I may have to actually disagree, GB.
Mm you have me there.
But I meant in general.
I'd rather have the gritty between my ass cheeks than the clean of everyday life.
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:36:59 PM
Is preferable to that clean feeling any day Luna.
Given the website in question, I may have to actually disagree, GB.
Mm you have me there.
But I meant in general.
I'd rather have the gritty between my ass cheeks than the clean of everyday life.
Yes, I'm rather prone to wading through filth, myself.
You meet all the best people.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:40:56 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 07:36:59 PM
Is preferable to that clean feeling any day Luna.
Given the website in question, I may have to actually disagree, GB.
Mm you have me there.
But I meant in general.
I'd rather have the gritty between my ass cheeks than the clean of everyday life.
Yes, I'm rather prone to wading through filth, myself.
You meet all the best people.
I didn't say that was a BAD thing, now, did I? :wink:
:lulz:
Well, that was quick.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:45:50 PM
Well, that was quick.
Yeah...
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/09/midwest.flooding/index.html?eref=rss_topstories&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_topstories+%28RSS%3A+Top+Stories%29
Apparently, you're starting with the middle and working your way out?
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 08:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:45:50 PM
Well, that was quick.
Yeah...
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/09/midwest.flooding/index.html?eref=rss_topstories&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_topstories+%28RSS%3A+Top+Stories%29
Apparently, you're starting with the middle and working your way out?
Actually, I looked at the evaporation levels at the equator, and just took my hands off the wheel. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 08:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:45:50 PM
Well, that was quick.
Yeah...
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/09/midwest.flooding/index.html?eref=rss_topstories&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_topstories+%28RSS%3A+Top+Stories%29
Apparently, you're starting with the middle and working your way out?
Actually, I looked at the evaporation levels at the equator, and just took my hands off the wheel. :lulz:
Same difference, apparently.
To this day, I remember standing on the porch at the home of friends of my parents, watching flood waters roll in. I must've been 13 or 14... The house was raised up on a hill, overlooking the yard. The water overflowed the banks of the stream running through their yard and rolled EVERYWHERE.
The worst part with cleanup was draining and shoveling several feet of mud out of the in-ground swimming pool. :x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:34:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 09, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
Roger I didn't post that image to make any point, just because I had that image lying around for quite a while and it fit so nicely with LMNO's post.
Ah, my bad. It just came on the heels of posts about how there's no hope, and how I'm gutless for suggesting that there might be some.
Please don't take my post that way, it isn't how I meant it.
Quote from: Khara on May 09, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 07:34:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 09, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
Roger I didn't post that image to make any point, just because I had that image lying around for quite a while and it fit so nicely with LMNO's post.
Ah, my bad. It just came on the heels of posts about how there's no hope, and how I'm gutless for suggesting that there might be some.
Please don't take my post that way, it isn't how I meant it.
:?
I wasn't talking about your post.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 09, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
:mittens:
Rah!
Also,
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system)
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/)
:crankey:
Quote from: from the second linkOn Sunday, Sen. Chuck Schumer proposed a "no-ride list" for Amtrak trains, similar to the no-fly list for air travel. The Democrat from New York cited news that Osama bin Laden had been eyeing trains as possible targets for terrorist attacks, including one on the 10th anniversary of the Sept 11, 2001 attacks.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Oh, yeah, man. Trains are pretty easy to hijack.
:asplode:
Quote from: Nigel on May 10, 2011, 12:40:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 09, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
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Rah!
Also,
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
And those backscatter devices. Oh, yeah. That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it. It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane. It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system (http://www.csmonitor.com/World/terrorism-security/2011/0506/Bin-Laden-considered-9-11-anniversary-attack-on-US-rail-system)
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/rail-commuters-balk-proposed-no-ride-list-trains/37485/)
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Quote from: from the second linkOn Sunday, Sen. Chuck Schumer proposed a "no-ride list" for Amtrak trains, similar to the no-fly list for air travel. The Democrat from New York cited news that Osama bin Laden had been eyeing trains as possible targets for terrorist attacks, including one on the 10th anniversary of the Sept 11, 2001 attacks.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Oh, yeah, man. Trains are pretty easy to hijack.
:asplode:
TRAINS ARE BLOODY DANGEROUS, I SAW A DOCUMENTARY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unstoppable_(2010_film)) ABOUT IT LAST WEEK
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WHY ISN'T O'BUMMER DOING MORE TO STOP THESE "TERROR-TRAINS"?
Trains like these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWn3ccLnj2o&feature=related
9/11 a fraud? Monkey in action.
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
Trains like these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWn3ccLnj2o&feature=related
(http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/02/thomas_tank_terrorist_engine-thumb.jpg)
That looks like a Crazy Train, if ever I saw one.