Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on May 10, 2011, 04:18:36 AM

Title: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 10, 2011, 04:18:36 AM
You can't walk the walk if you can talk the walk.

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You believe? I GARAUNTEE!

One horse doesn't ride the other, and a camel doesn't hump itself (more of a question, really).  Why should you? WHY NOT! An infinity within a singularity! UNBELIEVABLE! Too real to be true. Too weird to be just a bad idea. Really, that is the question.

And what's your answer? I tell you: a cat named Larry. Believe it. The whole sky in a dot, a speck the size of THE WHOLE DAMN THING! Put down the strings and let Her show you what She's made of. She will, just not on the first date, Larry. She's made of things you wouldn't believe.

Fnord spore and steven yeahs a ghost, Amen. Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean the Truth is real, and just because the truth is wrong is no reason not to believe it. Tricky. A cat named Larry, in a box, maybe he's still breathing, maybe he's on a spaceship to the moon. Ah, well. Just roll the dice. Falling down forever aint so bad, because you might as well be flying up (hint: "up" is "up"?).

Take a bite outta time. 
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 04:31:54 AM
Can I have some of that acid?
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 10, 2011, 05:27:15 AM
None to speak of, but then again, why even speak!?
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 10, 2011, 05:32:00 AM
Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon.

Water and diamonds. Maybe people too?

Stuff from the stars, no doubt.

The plot, it thickens, it does... .. .
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 10, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
I speak in no certain terms.

I assure you.

There are no certain terms.
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 05:53:18 AM
Are you OK?
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 02:46:37 PM
Oh, okay, so it's Dimo who stole my cactus.

There will be an accounting.
Title: Re: Useless Tree, No Good for Wood.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 10, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
The take a bite out of time line had me chuckling, since I heard it in McGruff the Crime dog's voice.