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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM

Title: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2011, 04:37:04 PM
How does it reach the pedals? 
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
So just an elaborate way to rip apart an innocent animal?

Classy!

You know they say serial killers start with small mammals when they are young.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 10, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 10, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

No I didn't know that.  That's actually quite cool. :)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: hooplala on May 10, 2011, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 10, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

I assume you mean spelled in English?
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 10, 2011, 05:18:58 PM
Yes :)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2011, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 10, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

That may begin to describe their dark crafts. 
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

Almost as much as Dr Cowass, IIRC ("Those people" need to get jobs and stop pushing ebonics on our kids.").  And Bhode, "We have to kill 11/12ths of the human race to save the dolphins.  But not me, because I have bitchin' survival skills."
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Jasper on May 10, 2011, 05:36:27 PM
Plan has 3+ elements, will definitely fail.

Also, isn't actually that funny.  Not that sadistic shit isn't funny, but the delivery was off.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:36:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

Almost as much as Dr Cowass, IIRC ("Those people" need to get jobs and stop pushing ebonics on our kids.").  And Bhode, "We have to kill 11/12ths of the human race to save the dolphins.  But not me, because I have bitchin' survival skills."

Exactly.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2011, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

But I haz no stoop!  What am I to do?  
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:41:24 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 10, 2011, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 10, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

But I haz no stoop!  What am I to do?  

The stoop is low on the list of priorities here, just eat the damn cat in front of people. Show'em how it's done. ~Wisdom Courtesy of The Lamanite.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Eve Hill on May 10, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

:x

Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
On a second thought this cat should not be judged sooo harshly, it should be given 50 posts of contempt, BEFORE preforming the piece, to extract its MOST passionate virtuosity.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 07:34:45 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
On a second thought this cat should not be judged sooo harshly, it should be given 50 posts of contempt, BEFORE preforming the piece, to extract its MOST passionate virtuosity.

You're not actually funny.

Just saying.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 07:34:45 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
On a second thought this cat should not be judged sooo harshly, it should be given 50 posts of contempt, BEFORE preforming the piece, to extract its MOST passionate virtuosity.

You're not actually funny.

Just saying.

People posting in his thread is attention...  For some, I suppose, any attention is better than none...
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 07:34:45 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
On a second thought this cat should not be judged sooo harshly, it should be given 50 posts of contempt, BEFORE preforming the piece, to extract its MOST passionate virtuosity.

You're not actually funny.

Just saying.

People posting in his thread is attention...  For some, I suppose, any attention is better than none...

Subtract 8 has always been a wanker.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:02:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 07:34:45 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
On a second thought this cat should not be judged sooo harshly, it should be given 50 posts of contempt, BEFORE preforming the piece, to extract its MOST passionate virtuosity.

You're not actually funny.

Just saying.

People posting in his thread is attention...  For some, I suppose, any attention is better than none...

Subtract 8 has always been a wanker.

He'd have to, I suppose.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:10:21 PM
Yes it was stupid.

That is why I was asking if we could put him on the rabid horse thing.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...

News to me.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 10:27:41 PM
Guys guys slow down I can't handle every truth at once. Okay? I mean, well just do it gently, nevermind go ahead.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...

News to me.

Remember his OKCupid thread....  Richter spoke kind of for him.....  kind of...
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 10, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
I don't remember that, my identity here is greatly exaggerated to lengths of which none can reasonably understand you see.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...

News to me.

Remember his OKCupid thread....  Richter spoke kind of for him.....  kind of...

That was Saturnine, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 12:13:05 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...

News to me.

Remember his OKCupid thread....  Richter spoke kind of for him.....  kind of...

That was Saturnine, wasn't it?

Hmmm so I've been nice for no reason? 
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 02:15:21 AM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 12:13:05 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:06:37 PM
Do not put kitty on horse pull apart contraption.

I think maybe we tie Sub-8 up to those rabid horses instead?

It wasn't even witty or funny or anything.  It was just stupid.

But it was Sub8, so I guess that was to be expected.

If it had been slightly humorous, I would have not been a snark bitch making serial killer references... 

I've learned that Sub8 sometimes seems to really try, but he just doesn't deosn't know how to have a good time.

No, he doesn't try.  He comes here with the INTENTION of getting butthurt, so he can spend a week or so being emo.

You know I've wondered that but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he does or did hang out with the east coast crew...

News to me.

Remember his OKCupid thread....  Richter spoke kind of for him.....  kind of...

That was Saturnine, wasn't it?

Hmmm so I've been nice for no reason? 

I suspect so.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.

One of mine ate most of my tuna fish sammich last night.  I made my sammich, took 5 steps away to get my chips and came back to cat scarfing said sammich....  I didn't smack her, she gave me that look... I'm a mush.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:40:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.

Except for the one that, ya know, has no eyeballs.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
THIS ONE?

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/closeblinky.jpg)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAeew
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:55:22 PM
YAY! BLINKY!
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
My first reaction was:  :lulz:
Then I was all like:  :?
And then I:  :oops:
And then it was:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Don Coyote on May 11, 2011, 04:00:27 PM
That mad me have a sad.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
http://tinychat.com/dirt
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 04:08:21 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 11, 2011, 04:00:27 PM
That mad me have a sad.

why? this cat is like 6 years old and really healthy.
she's a happy kitty.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/aawwww.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 04:10:10 PM
Oh, she's adorable.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ecekia.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:13:32 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 10, 2011, 04:37:04 PM
How does it reach the pedals? 
She employs a team of highly specialized levers and pulleys to reach the mechanisms of the pedals.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
So how did she lose her eyes?

She is so cute.. *Squeeeee*
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:34:10 PM
i will find her later on and introduce her her name is Maya you can meet her!
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:35:16 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ecekia.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:44:46 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
So how did she lose her eyes?

She is so cute.. *Squeeeee*

From what I understand, she was born without them. Squid can tell you the whole story I'm sure.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
she will be back sometime in the later days i will introduce everyone to everyone

roger can knight the cat
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
she will be back sometime in the later days i will introduce everyone to everyone

roger can knight the cat

Your thread had gotten a bit interesting, that is until you started posting in it again....
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 05:03:26 PM
indeed!

but i did have other duties to attend to most definitely
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 05:03:26 PM
indeed!

but i did have other duties to attend to most definitely

Don't let us keep you....
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
i will show her pretty face her name is MAYA
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 11, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
Maya is a bee. Everybody knows that!
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:31:56 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
she will be back sometime in the later days i will introduce everyone to everyone

roger can knight the cat

And you can kiss my arse.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:33:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.

THIS.  Damned furry fucks always lookin too damned cute to grind up for meat.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.
I am HE.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 07:37:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:33:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.

THIS.  Damned furry fucks always lookin too damned cute to grind up for meat.

If they didn't, I'd have new fuzzy slippers, I swear.

But, they keep me company when I'm sad, so, they live.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
I tend to hate people but am a big ol' softy when it comes to cats.  I recently saved a kitten who had a bad, bad virus in one eye.  My vet and I managed to save her but not the vision in that eye.  Now she has one dark eye and one good eye.  She a fuckin' princess and gets canned food twice a day.......just cause she's so adorable and has this sweet little mew.  Godamnit, I'm so weak.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 09:50:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
I tend to hate people but am a big ol' softy when it comes to cats.  I recently saved a kitten who had a bad, bad virus in one eye.  My vet and I managed to save her but not the vision in that eye.  Now she has one dark eye and one good eye.  She a fuckin' princess and gets canned food twice a day.......just cause she's so adorable and has this sweet little mew.  Godamnit, I'm so weak.

Mine get canned food ONLY as a treat.  They barf it back up, anyway because they scarf it down so fast.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:54:51 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Then get a dawg.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:54:51 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Then get a dawg.

Already have three.

1. Hubby's dog, like 15 years old. GOD I HATE HIM.

2. Little yap dog.

3. 75 pound black lab.

Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 11:02:20 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That, there, is love.

Any animal considerate enough to mess on easily cleaned porcelain (rather than, oh, CARPET) is a good critter.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 11:07:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 11, 2011, 11:02:20 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That, there, is love.

Any animal considerate enough to mess on easily cleaned porcelain (rather than, oh, CARPET) is a good critter.

He was the best cat EVAR.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 01:01:51 AM
I hate cats, they drive me fucking crazy. Especially kittens.

Which is why I somehow always end up rescuing the fuckers when someone finds a feral litter and feeding them mush off my fingers every two hours 24 hours a day and then keeping the most retarded/damaged one when I can't find a good home for it.  :x

Fucking cats.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2011, 01:05:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.

I thought S8 has been here ages before Yatto. But he does have the same "voice" yeah.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 01:06:28 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 12, 2011, 01:05:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.

I thought S8 has been here ages before Yatto. But he does have the same "voice" yeah.

It's not Yatto.

It's some other retard.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 12, 2011, 02:20:06 AM
sorry guys it was all just ramblings right

i actually to have a pretty kitty shes maya and bright yellow

she was on cam like earlier in the thread  but she ran away, me and a few of my friend were watching the webcam of her

i have spent a looong time posting on forums

this is definitely my favourite or highly regarded one since i use sptnikmusicforums mainly.

im 21 i bought illuminatis qwhen i was 14 my life was changed at that point i quickly found this place and had a few accounts i would always check in to see what was happening, everything here has been very valuable to me, i have taken a HUGE amount of knowledge and wisdom and advice and mcusic and ideas, this is probably the most significantly creative part of the internet on the world

but seriously all i want to be is funny and that is all i will do i am loner yes but i always end with positive sprits no matter what, those months in the psych ward  have done me well.

here is my music, my only redeeming fact.

i try to get by without but its my crutch i guess, i cant do without it

http://soundcloud.com/exquisiteghost

Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 02:46:41 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 12, 2011, 02:20:06 AM
i have spent a looong time posting on forums

im 21


These two statements are mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Freeky on May 12, 2011, 03:12:53 AM
I dunno, Nigel, I was cybering on the interbutts since I was 12. :lol:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 12, 2011, 03:25:03 AM
i was born may 31 1989 in winnipeg manitoba i live at 1322 alexander avenue in the house my grandfather bought and raised his family in it is the house i am in now and the house i will cherish until the day i day
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 12, 2011, 03:56:04 AM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/ndohac.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 03:59:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 12, 2011, 03:12:53 AM
I dunno, Nigel, I was cybering on the interbutts since I was 12. :lol:

I've been online longer than you've been alive.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:01:28 AM
GIT OFF MAH LAWN!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 12, 2011, 06:56:15 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
So how did she lose her eyes?

She is so cute.. *Squeeeee*

Her parents, like most couples in Florida, are related. She was born tarded special
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 12, 2011, 06:56:15 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
So how did she lose her eyes?

She is so cute.. *Squeeeee*

Her parents, like most couples in Florida, are related. She was born tarded special

:lulz:
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 12, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
-8 that is an adorable kitteh!!!

Also her placement by the keyboard explains your intelligent posts to me now!!!
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 07:50:47 PM
Cute pic.

I thought 'Can I haz Ceezeburger' as soon as I saw it
Title: Re: Cats.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 12, 2011, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 07:50:47 PM
Cute pic.

I thought 'Can I haz Ceezeburger' as soon as I saw it

I don't think she was asking  :wink:

Sometimes kittehs rule more than they should..... 

Just nobody tell mine that because it would hurt their feelings.....  They think they run everything in my house.