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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM

Title: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.

AIM FOR INNOCENT BYSTANDER
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2011, 08:23:13 PM
BELAY THAT - NO ONE IS INNOCENT.

PROCEED WITHOUT CAUTION.
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 10, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
Wont help
Every time you destroy one printer
ANOTHER ONE POPS UP TO TAKE IT'S PLACE
:argh!:
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2011, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.

I'll stop you, just long enough to throw in some C4 and boot up the video camera. 

SCIENCE!
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 08:45:57 PM
SCIENCE!

No really, the papers are done. Fuckers. Now the printer is being a cunt.
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
Isn't it amazing.  The crazy, shiny technology we have these days and we still can't make printers that don't jam up when you so much as breathe on them wrong. 
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:56:41 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 10, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
Isn't it amazing.  The crazy, shiny technology we have these days and we still can't make printers that don't jam up when you so much as breathe on them wrong. 

Tell me about it.

<-- just spent 20 minutes digging shreds of check stock out of a printer.
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
This isn't exactly the newest printer, but I know it's still within 5 years, it has to be. Sure, I've abused the shit out of it, but REALLY? You gotta shit out DURING MY FINALS?!
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
This isn't exactly the newest printer, but I know it's still within 5 years, it has to be. Sure, I've abused the shit out of it, but REALLY? You gotta shit out DURING MY FINALS?!

Of course.  If it went any other time, it wouldn't drive you bugshit.   :|
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:17:11 AM
there's a bat on the passenger side floor board in my car.
come get it
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 08:27:30 AM
Sounds like someones got a case of the mondays.
Title: Re: ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 08:27:30 AM
Sounds like someones got a case of the mondays.

:lulz: