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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM

Title: Snack Time!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM
That's right. Why don't you sit down, take a load off, and pull up a bag of this delicious treat:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Litter%20Box/Photo509.jpg)


Get yourself some Perky Turkey Jerky today! :P


I saw this the other day. I laughed my ass off because I am easily amused. And the idea of perky turkeys being made into jerky was hilarious.
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 12:54:34 AM
Is not a Perky turkey anymore   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 05:39:16 AM
*waits for wordplay* 3, 2, 1...
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Jasper on May 11, 2011, 06:29:45 AM
Perky turkey jerky ja ne ni no lurkey- TURKEY!
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
 :lol:
Don't be quirky, jerk that turkey, it's too perky..
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:46:30 PM
Horrifying mental images....
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:47:19 PM
Good god, I love Publix. I will purposely look for that jerky the next time I'm back in the homeland.
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 07:50:17 PM
I was going to get a bag and try it but the longer I stared at it, the more convinced I became that the Perky Turkeys were haunting the Jerky. Something about the bag's design is just . . . eerie.
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 08:05:53 PM
There once was a man named Perky
Whose mistress of choice was a turkey
Two reasons he had,
Turkey upkeep's not bad,
& before he'd fuck his wife he would jerky.

Hey, I tried... :p
Title: Re: Snack Time!
Post by: maphdet on May 12, 2011, 03:10:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM
That's right. Why don't you sit down, take a load off, and pull up a bag of this delicious treat:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Litter%20Box/Photo509.jpg)


Get yourself some Perky Turkey Jerky today! :P

That was Hilarious-
:lulz:

I am soooo going to the store later today.