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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 06:13:00 PM

Title: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 06:13:00 PM
Hey, waitaminute...

(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/05/lunarobotdog.jpg)

http://gizmodo.com/5800778/on-sale-later-this-year-luna-the-robot-can-walk-dogs-and-do-other-wink-things
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Phox on May 12, 2011, 02:02:59 AM
Meh. I'd fuck it.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Phox on May 12, 2011, 02:03:57 AM
Oh wait. Linux? Nevermind.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Jenne on May 12, 2011, 05:17:58 AM
...I read this as "Luna the Robot can WANK dogs"...

:lulz:  Might be time to turn in.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2011, 10:34:40 AM
I'm kinda wondering about the "attachments" thing...
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 02:02:59 AM
Meh. I'd fuck it.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 02:03:57 AM
Oh wait. Linux? Nevermind.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 12, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 02:03:57 AM
Oh wait. Linux? Nevermind.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 13, 2011, 02:49:29 AM
so this thing does...... nothing, yet?

it's like a Whitebox Robotics PCBot, except it's top heavy and slower...
:?
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 13, 2011, 03:18:29 AM
I think it looks like a Stair Stepper. >.>
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 13, 2011, 06:38:44 AM
Did the video seem vaguely pornographic to anyone else?
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Bruno on May 13, 2011, 10:38:11 AM
Needs moar tentacles.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: AFK on May 13, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Looks like one of those air purifier machines. 
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 13, 2011, 02:57:47 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 13, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Looks like one of those air purifier machines. 

Really?  To me it looks like EVE got on in years and gravity took over.

(http://kayray.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eve-wall-e.jpg)
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Bruno on May 13, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
Eve gots tha badonkadonk, yo.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Jasper on May 15, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
What kind of dog would ever let a robot walk it?  Dogs are terrified of animate objects that don't smell alive.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Telarus on May 15, 2011, 06:49:15 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
What kind of dog would ever let a robot walk it?  Dogs are terrified of animate objects that don't smell alive.

THIS
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
What kind of dog would ever let a robot walk it?  Dogs are terrified of animate objects that don't smell alive.

That's what the droplet-shaped lower compartment is for, you fill it with hamsters.
Title: Re: Luna the Robot Can Walk Dogs and Do Other *Wink* Things
Post by: Luna on May 15, 2011, 03:22:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
What kind of dog would ever let a robot walk it?  Dogs are terrified of animate objects that don't smell alive.

That's what the droplet-shaped lower compartment is for, you fill it with hamsters.

Genius.   :lulz: