Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 07:42:59 AM

Title: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
...I spent two hours siccing facebook apps on all of you bastards.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 14, 2011, 07:47:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
...I spent two hours siccing facebook apps on all of you bastards.

IMMUNE!!!!!!

Because you are somehow not a friend on fb. :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Lies on May 14, 2011, 08:49:11 AM
And all those apps went into the black hole of my apps that I never bother looking at ever.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Luna on May 14, 2011, 11:19:43 AM
Aw, fuck.

But I had an excuse!  I was getting drunk with Richter and EoC!
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 14, 2011, 12:36:23 PM
I have blocked so many apps now that I did not receive a single one. I think I win.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Lies on May 14, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.
That never stops being weird.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Payne on May 14, 2011, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 14, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.
That never stops being weird.

What doesn't?
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.

My mother posts on my FB telling me to tone down my profanity.

Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Kai on May 17, 2011, 03:38:48 AM
My facebook automatically blocks apps.
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 17, 2011, 03:52:05 AM
I don't have a facebook, you fucks!

:magick:
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.

My mother posts on my FB telling me to tone down my profanity.



My 15 year old sister said she tried to look at my facebook profile and asked me why she couldn't see my wall. I told her she had to friend me in order to do that, to which she responded, "oh, right... that means that you would be able to see my wall too..." Needless to say, I never got that friend request. :lulz:
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2011, 08:29:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 17, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.

My mother posts on my FB telling me to tone down my profanity.



My 15 year old sister said she tried to look at my facebook profile and asked me why she couldn't see my wall. I told her she had to friend me in order to do that, to which she responded, "oh, right... that means that you would be able to see my wall too..." Needless to say, I never got that friend request. :lulz:

:lulz:

My little sister has me and a few of my highschool friends on her FB. :lulz:
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 10:06:10 PM
My Dad went on a search of my social networking stuff... needless to say he was quite disturbed.


"Uh, are you really this Ratathing person?"
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 17, 2011, 10:08:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:29:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 17, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 14, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
I haven't blocked any apps and received none.

My HolinessTM must have deflected them.

On the other hand, my dad posted at me on FB.

My mother posts on my FB telling me to tone down my profanity.



My 15 year old sister said she tried to look at my facebook profile and asked me why she couldn't see my wall. I told her she had to friend me in order to do that, to which she responded, "oh, right... that means that you would be able to see my wall too..." Needless to say, I never got that friend request. :lulz:

:lulz:

My little sister has me and a few of my highschool friends on her FB. :lulz:

My little sister (20) added me, read my wall, and quickly deleted me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Since you have all allowed me to get bored...
Post by: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 10:09:59 AM
Thanks for the fantastic apps Rog, loving every minute of them. They are so much fun, all those great surveys you can do as well! I never had anyone want my opinion so badly before. I feel important now. I can bitch about Supermarkets not having my favorite pineapple chunks in stock, ugly unhelpful shop shelf trolls, the way the place is set out, slag off their shitnipple Security Guards for  following me around every time I go into Lidls, (despite never having shoplifted in there) I can go on and on, and they thank me with special offers for "valued research operatives". I'm a fucking bigshot now!

I get Double Nectar points, (whatever the fuck that means) coins to spend on pointless facebook shit, questionaires about all my facebook people, what they have said about me,  I'm having so much fucking fun, I don't think I can contain myself. It's like Xmas, and all my birthday blowjobs came at once to have a party, with me as the VIP Guest of honour! Yay me!

Later on, I'm going to be entered in a fuckton of big cash prize draws, and my inbox has never been so full up. Someone gave me a length of fucking fencing yesterday for my Farmville thing, it's great! I might have to employ a thick homeschooling  kid to help manage all my online activities now, Soon I hope to be earning points and shit with every mouse click. I've already had to change the batteries in the fucker twice. I never knew the internet could be so much fun, and make me so points rich too! You really are the bestest FB Buddy in the world! Now I need to go and lie down for a bit, because I've got carpel tunnel syndrome IN MY VISUAL FUCKING CORTEX! (Self diagnosed with my "Online Doctor" App. Wowsa!)


Did I overdo the sarcasm a bit here?   :fap: Because if anything, I think I underdid it!