Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 07:53:26 AM

Title: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 07:53:26 AM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20062676-503543.html
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:01:55 AM
Also: 

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 14, 2011, 08:02:48 AM
We cannot allow a porn gap.

I don't care how many billions we have to spend, I want DVDAs playing 24/7 in every home in America by this time next year. We cannot allow the terrorists to win.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: AFK on May 14, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
Perhaps they were boning up so they'd be ready for the 72 virgins. 
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Freeky on May 14, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 14, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
Perhaps they were boning up so they'd be ready for the 72 virgins. 
:lulz:
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 14, 2011, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?

Yes, although I might not want everyone else to know.  After all, who wants to have the same taste as bin laden?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:01:55 AM
Also: 

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

Oh my fucking god.  :lulz:  :horrormirth:  :argh!:
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: President Television on May 15, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 14, 2011, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?

Yes, although I might not want everyone else to know.  After all, who wants to have the same taste as bin laden?

I dunno, I could see them becoming cult classics of porn due to people looking them up either for the lulz or out of morbid curiosity.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 15, 2011, 04:19:03 AM
What if it was all furry porn?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 15, 2011, 06:20:31 AM
I'd make a joke about hardcore Muslim porn involving two people fucking through a hole in a sheet, but, welp

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7321/femmeburqafrance.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/femmeburqafrance.jpg/)
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:43:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

Yoda had the force, too...OH SHIT. Going to scrub my brain now.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Rumckle on May 15, 2011, 07:58:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

Wasn't there a video posted a couple of years back of someone doing that, not at a cafe, just the hands free fapping?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 12:09:41 PM
Yeah, it was 10 minutes of boring somebody lying around around doing nothing, and then a UHNNG and a tiny *splurp*.

It was a PD member, afaik?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 15, 2011, 12:14:02 PM
yea i remember that. I dont remember who though.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Luna on May 15, 2011, 12:14:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 15, 2011, 12:14:02 PM
yea i remember that. I dont remember who though.

I blame GIGGLES.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 15, 2011, 03:10:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

That's quite a thought.  I mean, technically since the force is the energy field created by all living things, you wouldn't be masturbating, you'd be FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Luna on May 15, 2011, 03:13:57 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 15, 2011, 03:10:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

That's quite a thought.  I mean, technically since the force is the energy field created by all living things, you wouldn't be masturbating, you'd be FUCKING EVERYTHING.

:aaa:
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2011, 06:20:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 12:09:41 PM
Yeah, it was 10 minutes of boring somebody lying around around doing nothing, and then a UHNNG and a tiny *splurp*.

It was a PD member, afaik?

Buddha's Ghost Penis? 
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:42:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 12:09:41 PM
Yeah, it was 10 minutes of boring somebody lying around around doing nothing, and then a UHNNG and a tiny *splurp*.

It was a PD member, afaik?

OMG. Yeah. That was a very uncomfortable thing to watch. Who was it?
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Jenne on May 15, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
It's in Bring & Brag...a quick jog through it would bring it up, probably.
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Jenne on May 15, 2011, 07:10:48 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22294.0

:lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Doo bee doo bee doooooooo....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 15, 2011, 07:10:48 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22294.0

:lulz: :horrormirth:

:? :x :? :x :? :x