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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM

Title: Schizophrenia
Post by: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
I have recently come to grips with the fact that I have Schizophrenia. This is my first time publicly announcing this but I have had several mental break-downs, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts. I'm not stressed about it at all though, at most times you could say I am in ataraxia. I consider it a blessing from the Goddess. I do sometimes worry that I will be taken away and put in an institution. I do not feel that I am a threat to anyone, I am in-fact a pacifist.

Is there a way I should handle this?
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
Have you been to a doctor?
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
Have you been to a doctor?

No, not for this. I got a brain-scan not long ago to look for a tumor because my sense of smell is mysteriously gone. They still don't know why.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Triple Zero on May 16, 2011, 11:15:35 AM
So you self-diagnosed with schizophrenia, and decided to make your first-time public announcement about this "discovery" on an internet forum where nobody knows you, and then you ask them for help how to handle this.

I call troll.

Go get a real medical diagnosis and stop asking people on an internet forum for help with serious mental problems. We're not head doctors and we don't wish to be.

Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Suu on May 16, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
Go to a doctor, please. I've seen real schizophrenia...you wouldn't have the capacity to post successfully on a forum, let alone like this, without being properly treated.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: AFK on May 16, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
My diagnosis says it is attention deficit disorder. 
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Cain on May 16, 2011, 01:23:02 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 16, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
My diagnosis says it is attention deficit disorder. 

:mittens:
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Luna on May 16, 2011, 01:26:22 PM
If you seriously think you have a mental issue, go see a doctor.  It's possible you do... or possibly it's just a simple case of cranial-rectal inversion.  None of us are able (or willing) to diagnose and treat you through the net.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: AFK on May 16, 2011, 01:30:39 PM
I am.  But I must advise that my co-pays are rather steep.

College doesn't pay for itself. 
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Slyph on May 16, 2011, 01:51:31 PM
There's an ancient chinese treatment called "Finger trapping" that I think would be very beneficial

It would stop you fucking typing.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Kai on May 16, 2011, 02:18:51 PM
I thought for a second that the OP was Sigmatic.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Suu on May 16, 2011, 02:28:07 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 02:41:29 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
Have you been to a doctor?

No, not for this.

Great.  Another self-diagnosed whiner looking for attention.

Nothing to see here, folks.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
Have you been to a doctor?

No, not for this. I got a brain-scan not long ago to look for a tumor because my sense of smell is mysteriously gone. They still don't know why.

Zinc deficiency, look it up.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:53:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 02:41:29 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
Have you been to a doctor?

No, not for this.

Great.  Another self-diagnosed whiner looking for attention.

Nothing to see here, folks.

Yeah. Complete and utter obvious bullshit.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: AFK on May 16, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Just to get this out of my system, the thread title keeps making this song pop in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_bCyirfn8
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 16, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Nonsense
You just have excess thetans
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Slyph on May 16, 2011, 09:35:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdq0ABH3so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdq0ABH3so)
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 16, 2011, 09:38:47 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 16, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Nonsense
You just have excess thetans
:lulz:

Totally THIS!
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Freeky on May 16, 2011, 09:39:10 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 16, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
My diagnosis says it is attention deficit disorder. 

HEY FUCK YOU I DIED FROM HAVING ADD
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: rong on May 16, 2011, 10:59:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=leI5wUUCAPs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=leI5wUUCAPs)

Thanks to this thread, I reinterpreted ADD as a disorder where the afflicted cannot pay attention as, instead, a disorder where the afflicted suffers from a lack of and, therefore, craves attention.

Look at me!
I got A.D.D!
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Slyph on May 16, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Munchausen By Internet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_by_Internet)
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Felix on May 16, 2011, 11:24:33 PM
Go to a doctor, they say. lol
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Freeky on May 16, 2011, 11:33:07 PM
Then quit asking for help on a forum where nobody knows you. Ass.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 17, 2011, 12:01:29 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 11:24:33 PM
Go to a doctor, they say. lol

Actually, it's more like "shut the fuck up and stop spagging the place up with your imaginary problems that no one cares about", they say.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Xooxe on May 17, 2011, 06:21:12 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts.

These are common symptoms of derpes simplex.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2011, 06:28:14 AM
Quote from: Xooxe on May 17, 2011, 06:21:12 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts.

These are common symptoms of derpes simplex.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Slyph on May 17, 2011, 10:19:43 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

You already got the best advice anyone could possibly give you, "Speak to a professional".

Any scorn people lay on you now is just payment in kind.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: AFK on May 17, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

I mean really, if you are going to trust the internet to diagnose you why don't you at least go to a place like WebMD that, you know, specializes in health stuff. 
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Luna on May 17, 2011, 11:37:44 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

I mean really, if you are going to trust the internet to diagnose you why don't you at least go to a place like WebMD that, you know, specializes in health stuff. 

Because he just can't get the quality abuse there that you find here on PD.  He's loving every minute of it.

I'm through with him, can we haz a new troll to abuse, now?  This one's gotten downright dull.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Triple Zero on May 17, 2011, 11:48:33 AM
Quote from: Slyph on May 17, 2011, 10:19:43 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

You already got the best advice anyone could possibly give you, "Speak to a professional".

Any scorn people lay on you now is just payment in kind.

It's much more fun to lay down the slapping when you imagine it's the high-pitched whiny voice of that Felix character, too :D
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: AFK on May 17, 2011, 01:21:36 PM
lawl, imma gonna go to SJGames and ask if I have lupus. 
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: hooplala on May 17, 2011, 02:27:49 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-shu9QUeaKf4/TZtAGoqK0tI/AAAAAAAABOE/JgcrZ57SvGw/s1600/mossy_owl_poptart.jpg)
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Cain on May 17, 2011, 03:04:40 PM
Livejournal, for sure.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

No need for thanks, citizen.  It's what we do.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Luna on May 17, 2011, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!

Nah...  This is the Kind of Shit we Mock Mercilessly Until it Straightens Up or Leaves.
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.

He's one of the legions of n00bs who imagine that being "crazy" is a way to ingratiate himself to the Discordians.

My suggestion for such attention whores is to try Facebook.

That's because Discordianism - as advertized - is a beacon to these tards.  The real thing is a little different.  Sure, we put up with Holy Maniacs™ like Hirley0, but you can't fake that kind of thing.  You're either incomprehensible because the Gods are slamdancing in your head, or you're incomprehensible because you're a pretentious douchebag.

That's really all there is to it.

The shit we have to put up with.

This is the Kind of Shit We Have to Put Up With Department rides again!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Schizophrenia
Post by: Don Coyote on May 18, 2011, 02:56:23 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 01:21:36 PM
lawl, imma gonna go to SJGames and ask if I have lupus. 

You have cancer.