Stop. Just fucking quit it. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mister Cafe Druid, Ms Suburban Shaman, Mister High Priest. Knock it the fuck off. You're wasting your life chasing something that doesn't exist, and you're wasting MY valuable time on Earth when you try to explain yourself.
STOP babbling about quantum mechanics as they relate to shamanism. They don't.
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage". There were no Native Americans in England, Germany, or Poland, so KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. We all know you're just going to sell the Native American's bits at the gem show anyway, you sick fuck.
STOP - for that matter - pretending you have Native American blood. You're 100% Florida Jew (I'm talking to YOU, Maurine), though I have to say that it is humorous watching you stagger/waddle around in your mumu, losing track of whether or not you observe kosher rules.
STOP using faux-archaic expressions like "merry meet". I'm fucking serious about this one. I have a bad habit of slapping people who pull that shit IRL, and it's no better online.
STOP claiming to be a 12th generation witch, unless you also happen to be Mormon.
STOP cluttering up the park in the daytime, when innocent children are subjected to your patchouli-stink and your ridiculous outfits and your laughable "rites". Yes, we're laughing at you. Yes, we're making fun of both you and your religion. You didn't think that crowd gathering had your best interests at heart, did you, you fucking simpleton?
STOP going "skyclad", you fat fuck. Unless your name happens to be Marissa Miller, there's absolutely NO FUCKING EXCUSE. Put some fucking clothes on before Captain Ahab comes along.
STOP stinking up the local coffee shop with whatever mix of "oils" you insist on rubbing on yourself to cover your inability to shower. Stop loudly "talking" about your beliefs, in the hope of drawing me into your conversation. The results will not be pleasant.
That is all. You may now return to your Ravenhard Silverwolfmoon bullshit.
Or Kill Me.
:lulz: That pretty much covers it all.
Hell yes. May they all die naked in their own fire.
:mittens: Oh god, ESPECIALLY the "Merry meet" part. What the fuck IS that, anyway? And "Bright blessings"?
Also, the loud talking. Sweet merciful shitfuckdamn. NOBODY CARES. Nobody is going to be impressed to overhear you talking about your stupid fucking rituals and religion. NOBODY is going to be all, oooooh, she's a witch! NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP.
But Nigel, it isn't their fault there aren't any more witch burnings. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGHT THE POWER, MAN.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 17, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
But Nigel, it isn't their fault there aren't any more witch burnings. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGHT THE POWER, MAN.
:lulz:
:mittens: :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 06:55:51 PM
:mittens: Oh god, ESPECIALLY the "Merry meet" part. What the fuck IS that, anyway? And "Bright blessings"?
Also, the loud talking. Sweet merciful shitfuckdamn. NOBODY CARES. Nobody is going to be impressed to overhear you talking about your stupid fucking rituals and religion. NOBODY is going to be all, oooooh, she's a witch! NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP.
We need to come up with our own.
Vile Blessings.
Condescending Meet!
*punch in the face* <--- This is actually traditional among my ancestors, and if you can't handle that, then you must be on some kind of judgemental trip.
Merry meet, stinky feet.
Well said Roger!
I mean if people feel some need for a 'spiritual' aspect to their life... then more power to the poor fools. However, don't try to make it more than a fantasy being used to help cope with reality :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 06:55:51 PM
:mittens: Oh god, ESPECIALLY the "Merry meet" part. What the fuck IS that, anyway? And "Bright blessings"?
Also, the loud talking. Sweet merciful shitfuckdamn. NOBODY CARES. Nobody is going to be impressed to overhear you talking about your stupid fucking rituals and religion. NOBODY is going to be all, oooooh, she's a witch! NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP.
We need to come up with our own.
Vile Blessings.
Condescending Meet!
*punch in the face* <--- This is actually traditional among my ancestors, and if you can't handle that, then you must be on some kind of judgemental trip.
I've been telling people "May Tucson smile upon you." It's a curse. I like it.
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Well said Roger!
I mean if people feel some need for a 'spiritual' aspect to their life... then more power to the poor fools. However, don't try to make it more than a fantasy being used to help cope with reality :D
Why bash Christians like that? :)
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Well said Roger!
I mean if people feel some need for a 'spiritual' aspect to their life... then more power to the poor fools. However, don't try to make it more than a fantasy being used to help cope with reality :D
Balls. Let them have all the spirituality they like, if it helps them get through the night. Just don't make me smell it.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 17, 2011, 07:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Well said Roger!
I mean if people feel some need for a 'spiritual' aspect to their life... then more power to the poor fools. However, don't try to make it more than a fantasy being used to help cope with reality :D
Why bash Christians like that? :)
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 07:36:24 PM
Balls. Let them have all the spirituality they like, if it helps them get through the night. Just don't make me smell it.
100% TROOF
"Condescending meet" has me giggling like a ninny!
Also, "May Tucson smile upon you". :horrormirth:
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 07:38:30 PM
"Condescending meet" has me giggling like a ninny!
Also, "May Tucson smile upon you". :horrormirth:
Fact: I've actually used that to my ex's face. didn't feel weird at all either! :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 06:55:51 PM
:mittens: Oh god, ESPECIALLY the "Merry meet" part. What the fuck IS that, anyway? And "Bright blessings"?
Also, the loud talking. Sweet merciful shitfuckdamn. NOBODY CARES. Nobody is going to be impressed to overhear you talking about your stupid fucking rituals and religion. NOBODY is going to be all, oooooh, she's a witch! NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP.
We need to come up with our own.
Vile Blessings.
Condescending Meet!
*punch in the face* <--- This is actually traditional among my ancestors, and if you can't handle that, then you must be on some kind of judgemental trip.
I prefer a low growl, with a curled lip and a frown.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 17, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 06:55:51 PM
:mittens: Oh god, ESPECIALLY the "Merry meet" part. What the fuck IS that, anyway? And "Bright blessings"?
Also, the loud talking. Sweet merciful shitfuckdamn. NOBODY CARES. Nobody is going to be impressed to overhear you talking about your stupid fucking rituals and religion. NOBODY is going to be all, oooooh, she's a witch! NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP.
We need to come up with our own.
Vile Blessings.
Condescending Meet!
*punch in the face* <--- This is actually traditional among my ancestors, and if you can't handle that, then you must be on some kind of judgemental trip.
I prefer a low growl, with a curled lip and a frown.
I just point and start screaming "WITCH!!!!"
I have to admit, I did join in a pagan May Day ritual a few years ago... after expressly telling the people asking that they probably wouldn't want my goddess there... and dropping hints as everyone was getting ready that Eris would probably make something bad happen. I kept looking up at the sky nervously, looking around as though something terrible was about to happen and, as planned, that unease spread.
About halfway through the ritual, the skies opened up and dumped a torrent of rain on all of them. They never invited me to join them for another ritual. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
This is why the grave of Cochise will never be found.
Yeah, "Contract Archaeology" is very big in BC, since there are so many archaeological sites. Before any digging anywhere happens, an Archaeologist has to come in and check for any remains... Since most places are built over old settlements anyway, lots of arguments happen. In Oak Bay on Vancouver Island, there's a ridiculous lawsuit happening about a woman who is upset that her water heater had to be on a main floor instead of in a basement (which she wasn't allowed due to the human remains there.)
TL;DR: What TGRR said.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
And this could just as easily be a metaphor for the whole of America.
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
And this could just as easily be a metaphor for the whole of America.
Yep. I've said this before. We built this nation on bones.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
And this could just as easily be a metaphor for the whole of America.
Yep. I've said this before. We built this nation on bones.
O'er the land of the free and the bones of the brave!
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:teabagger1:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 10:03:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
And this could just as easily be a metaphor for the whole of America.
Yep. I've said this before. We built this nation on bones.
O'er the land of the free and the bones of the braves!
\
:teabagger1:
Fixed, though by no means a complete list.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 10:04:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 10:03:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM
STOP digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with your heritage".
What about digging up dead Native Americans to "get in touch with" our human "heritage" anthropologically? Or at least anthropology is my excuse to dig up people and study their bones.
There's not really a whole lot of good reasons to go digging up indian graves.
Old settlements, however, are plenty interesting.
Around here, they do dig at burials, and they get a lot of information out of them (mostly from the really old tribes, like the Hohokum).
When they're done, they carefully place everything back exactly where it was, and bury the site.
A friend of mine out here is an archaelogist, and her job is to determine whether or not a find at a construction site is "significant". If it isn't, then the backhoes come in, the grave goes into fill, and the WalMart goes up.
And this could just as easily be a metaphor for the whole of America.
Yep. I've said this before. We built this nation on bones.
O'er the land of the free and the bones of the braves!
\
:teabagger1:
Fixed, though by no means a complete list.
I almost did that and just couldn't quite :D
:mittens: I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself. :lulz:
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CITY ON!
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(http://f41.aaa.livedoor.jp/~starship/sw.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 18, 2011, 12:09:30 AM
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CITY ON!
/
(http://f41.aaa.livedoor.jp/~starship/sw.jpg)
:lol:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 08:04:55 PM
I have to admit, I did join in a pagan May Day ritual a few years ago... after expressly telling the people asking that they probably wouldn't want my goddess there... and dropping hints as everyone was getting ready that Eris would probably make something bad happen. I kept looking up at the sky nervously, looking around as though something terrible was about to happen and, as planned, that unease spread.
About halfway through the ritual, the skies opened up and dumped a torrent of rain on all of them. They never invited me to join them for another ritual. :lulz:
What, they're not going to credit Thor or Zeus for that? That is their domain, after all. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens: I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself. :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.
I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me. Also you could probably beat me up.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens: I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself. :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.
I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me. Also you could probably beat me up.
She could. No probably about it.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens: I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself. :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.
I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me. Also you could probably beat me up.
She could. No probably about it.
She WOULD, after that post and given half a chance.
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
:? How do you reach that conclusion?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
Not true.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
What?
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
She's okay in my book.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 18, 2011, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
She's okay in my book.
Didn't get very good sleep last night. I'm in the process of finding a new place to live in a short amount of time. Probably not thinking too clearly. My apologies, Nadezhda.
:D It's all good! I may prove you right eventually, don't get your hopes up :)
Also, I think part of the reason I didn't start posting until now (I signed this account up three years ago or something) is that I was afraid of the big, bad, scary discordians. So like, super serial dudes, wtf is this shit.
PS
Seriously though, I can overlook that the magical dinosaur has tiny little fluffy wings, but they are WAY TOO far back on his body! His face should be plummeting to the earth!
PPS
On topic
For one of my Cult. Anth. classes last year, I wrote a paper on the origins, approprition, and misappropriation of the word "Shaman," first by dumbass touristoscholars and then by the modern neopoopin movement. It ended up being a big judgmental-fest but I ended up being a bit-more-than-an-armchair-expert on it... But when you have someone who is trying to claim that they are a Shaman because they have a shitty plastic drum and use a guided meditation CD, and you try to educate them that they are
1)not practising anything remotely SiberoRussian or
2)NOT A SHAMAN
they get insulted.
"Caffiene is a drug that will help my consciousness reach the otherworlds" they say, tapping away on their netbook on the free wifi, looking at one of the many neo-urban-shamsicle ezines or whatever that have popped up these days.
I love the climate here, but I'm really starting to hate a lot of the people in this town.
I still, to this day, have to have that argument about the difference in terms of "Wiccan" and "Witch," WHY DO THESE PEOPLE STILL EXIST.
Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.
Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:
1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 07:11:35 PM
Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.
Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:
1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia
Don't forget Planet Crash and Planet Refill.
Last November, I must have hit my terminal velocity of inter-dimensional caffeine travel, as I suddenly was unable to drink more than half a cup of coffee before I'd start jittering like a heroin junkie. The only time last semester that I tried to drink my usual muddy jug of happiness pre-all-nighter, I started bawling like a little girl and stayed up all night feeling bad about myself. It was like a pre-crash crash.
It's okay though, I can drink coffee again.
I have never gotten the jitters from too much caffeine. I've SEEN it happen... but I can't seem to drink enough to do it. :|
The more coffee I drink the more tired I become, so the more coffee I drink.
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 07:11:35 PM
Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.
Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:
1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia
Is me atm.
Ran out of real coffee yesterday so I made myself a huge cup of that horrible instant coffee.
Apparently I put way too much instant in the cup. It was thick and nasty as all hell. I drank it anyways. Now my hand and head are twitching around at light speed, making it damned hard to type or stay focused on something for more than 2 mins at at time.
I once had several pro-plus in an energy drink, on top of several strong black coffees.
I actually had heart palpitations, I think, and had a medical student check me over to make me sure I wasn't dying.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I wish a med student would 'check me over.' All the boys in Anthropology here are skinny hipsters, and goddamn do not want. I should start doing my homework in the Engineering building again :D
Whenever I have heart palpitations, I'm usually already in the 'paranoid' phase of a caffeine high, so... good times. That or I'm on (prescription) drugs and in no state to be doing homework anyway.