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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 18, 2011, 12:38:35 AM

Title: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 18, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 18, 2011, 12:41:55 AM
:vom:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 18, 2011, 12:52:22 AM
Goddammit.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Xooxe on May 18, 2011, 01:18:14 AM
THREAD CONFIRMED.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
Oh, I fucking hate you all REALLY HARD.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Lies on May 18, 2011, 02:41:46 AM
The times, they are a gettin weirder.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Freeky on May 18, 2011, 03:33:55 AM
NO WAY.  NO FUCKIN WAY.  :lulz: 
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Richter on May 18, 2011, 03:51:58 AM
This made my day.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 18, 2011, 03:52:10 AM
"... I look at the ceiling and see all the black stuff come out, and I said "Oh my God, what is this?""

That poor guy...
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Phox on May 18, 2011, 04:50:36 AM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2011, 05:20:38 AM
What. The. Fuck.  :horrormirth:  :vom:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2011, 06:56:41 AM
AUGH! Oh that poor dude. And the other people who lived in that building.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 18, 2011, 02:55:25 PM
 :horrormirth:   :vom:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 18, 2011, 03:02:04 PM
The other building residents should all be allowed to get one swing on the guy with a bat. 

Or the added punishment could be hourly rides on the bungee port-o-let like on jackass only with used toilets from a Ren Fair....  :evil:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 18, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
Lesson fro today:

DO NEVAR PISS OFF THE JENKEM DEALER
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 18, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.

:vom:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Cain on May 18, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.

Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 18, 2011, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.

Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....
:lulz:

... or this guy had some other weird fetish :D
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Luna on May 18, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 18, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.

:vom:

Yep.

What people will do to fuck themselves up boggles the mind.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 18, 2011, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?
:lulz:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Freeky on May 19, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?

Life imitates art imitates troll.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Freeky on May 19, 2011, 08:26:27 AM
Also, I feel kind of bad at how totally stoked I am to find that Jenkem is real. 

Out there, somewhere, are a pack of fart sniffers, and they really love what they do.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 19, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order. 
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 19, 2011, 09:24:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 19, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order. 

This is the correct methane powered motorcycle  :lulz:
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.


Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.

Who said that about Africans? David Duke?
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Nadezhda on May 20, 2011, 01:03:18 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
African Shamans

OH REALLY
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 20, 2011, 01:41:11 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.


Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.

Who said that about Africans? David Duke?

Emil Steiner actually.
Title: Re: Jenkem Lab busted
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 02:02:22 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Steiner
"On November 6, 2007 Washington Post columnist Emil Steiner in his OFF/beat blog [6] reported on the emerging menace/hoax of Jenkem an African drug made from the fumes of raw sewage. In his article "Jenkem Madness?" [7] he cited "a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Agency [who] insists that 'there are people in America trying [Jenkem].'" The unnamed DEA spokesman stated that the agency had yet to test Jenkem, however volunteering a theory that "hallucinations from methane fumes" are involved. He also labeled any use of Jenkem "dangerous, bad and stupid."

In May 2008, Steiner moved his OFF/beat blog from washingtonpost.com to the online tabloid expressnightout.com"

:lol: :lol: :lol: