http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM
:vom:
Goddammit.
THREAD CONFIRMED.
Oh, I fucking hate you all REALLY HARD.
The times, they are a gettin weirder.
NO WAY. NO FUCKIN WAY. :lulz:
This made my day.
"... I look at the ceiling and see all the black stuff come out, and I said "Oh my God, what is this?""
That poor guy...
:horrormirth:
What. The. Fuck. :horrormirth: :vom:
AUGH! Oh that poor dude. And the other people who lived in that building.
:horrormirth: :vom:
The other building residents should all be allowed to get one swing on the guy with a bat.
Or the added punishment could be hourly rides on the bungee port-o-let like on jackass only with used toilets from a Ren Fair.... :evil:
Lesson fro today:
DO NEVAR PISS OFF THE JENKEM DEALER
I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.
:vom:
So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.
Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.
Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....
:lulz:
... or this guy had some other weird fetish :D
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 18, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.
:vom:
Yep.
What people will do to fuck themselves up boggles the mind.
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?
Life imitates art imitates troll.
Also, I feel kind of bad at how totally stoked I am to find that Jenkem is real.
Out there, somewhere, are a pack of fart sniffers, and they really love what they do.
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.
Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 19, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order.
This is the correct methane powered motorcycle :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.
Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.
I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.
Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.
I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.
Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.
Who said that about Africans? David Duke?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.
Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.
I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.
Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.
Who said that about Africans? David Duke?
Emil Steiner actually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Steiner
"On November 6, 2007 Washington Post columnist Emil Steiner in his OFF/beat blog [6] reported on the emerging menace/hoax of Jenkem an African drug made from the fumes of raw sewage. In his article "Jenkem Madness?" [7] he cited "a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Agency [who] insists that 'there are people in America trying [Jenkem].'" The unnamed DEA spokesman stated that the agency had yet to test Jenkem, however volunteering a theory that "hallucinations from methane fumes" are involved. He also labeled any use of Jenkem "dangerous, bad and stupid."
In May 2008, Steiner moved his OFF/beat blog from washingtonpost.com to the online tabloid expressnightout.com"
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