Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 03:53:59 AM

Title: What the....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 03:53:59 AM
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Man_tricked_into_being_given_an_enema

Jenne, explain the customs of your state. They sound strange to me.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Richter on May 18, 2011, 03:56:21 AM
The good, the bad, the weird.   :lulz:
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Freeky on May 18, 2011, 03:57:43 AM
This decade is hardly begun, AND IT'S ALREADY THE FUNNIEST YET!
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 03:59:05 AM
I'm wondering if when he said ok, she was thinking, "whoa, wait, this seriously is working?!?!"
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Don Coyote on May 18, 2011, 03:59:42 AM
What the crap?
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Phox on May 18, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
LOLWUT.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2011, 04:01:53 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 18, 2011, 03:59:42 AM
What the crap?

Indeed.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

That's probably the best explanation for it. I just..... still......
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Luna on May 18, 2011, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

Apparently, she rolls on the glove.

Can't imagine why the police think there's a case, though.  She offered, he said yes, it's not really HER fault he thought it was part of his surgery...
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 18, 2011, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:03:54 AM
SO say it was jsut a prank.  You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it.  Maybe you even have the kit as a prop.  You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies.  Really what else do you do?  Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?

Apparently, she rolls on the glove.

Can't imagine why the police think there's a case, though.  She offered, he said yes, it's not really HER fault he thought it was part of his surgery...

I get the sense from the article that the cops don't really know what to do with it either.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2011, 04:15:01 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.

Ofuk...
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Luna on May 18, 2011, 04:16:59 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.

True.  

Then there's this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/that-enema-just-about-killed-me,16337/
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 18, 2011, 02:59:40 PM
That would definately be a crappy way to die....
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 18, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
 :lulz:

Some people pay money for that kind of service... maybe she's planning on getting people hooked


"The first one is free!"
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 18, 2011, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none.  Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health.  A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.

You know Id be ok if people remembered that as the way I died. Killed by a mad enema fetishist.
Title: Re: What the....
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 18, 2011, 05:25:08 PM

Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 04:12:42 AM
"Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large"

Also, Newsfeed.