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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM

Title: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 19, 2011, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/



Little do they suspect, all the volunteers are Satanists who are just in it for the free sacrifice victims.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 06:36:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Telarus on May 20, 2011, 07:21:23 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.


Dude, your totally picking the wrong chores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 20, 2011, 08:00:13 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:36:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:

Lip service gets yuo nothing. Jesus hated hypocrites.

If he came around the first time nowadays, I'd expect to see him down at The Machine in Kenmore Square. srsly. That's how he rolled.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Bruno on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 27, 2011, 08:50:33 PM
This one is ran by atheists, so christians can be sure they definitely won't be raptured. lol  http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ 
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 27, 2011, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their GodTM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless HeathensTM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell.  

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 27, 2011, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 27, 2011, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their GodTM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless HeathensTM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell. 

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.

There was a news story about the earth bound pets one that I linked, 259 people signed up for it.  http://wap.npr.org/news/Business/136475372
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2011, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

:lulz: Only if you think small business = government.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Jasper on May 27, 2011, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

What
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 27, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

Do you mean discrimination?  (Totally different from separation of church and state...)   :lulz:
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2011, 07:22:29 AM
Well, there's hardly any point getting people who'll get Raptured to take care of the pets, right? Because they'll be gone.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Jasper on May 29, 2011, 09:58:38 AM
So wait, this pet rapture guy...  he presumably has at least one person's pet.  

I wonder if they want their pet back.  I wonder if he bought passage to asia with a boatload of well fed dogs and enough seed money to start a canine livestock farm.

I hope so.  It'd be a silver lining to the entire embarrassing event.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 29, 2011, 10:58:58 PM
Quote from: Jasper on May 29, 2011, 09:58:38 AM
So wait, this pet rapture guy...  he presumably has at least one person's pet.  

I wonder if they want their pet back.  I wonder if he bought passage to asia with a boatload of well fed dogs and enough seed money to start a canine livestock farm.

I hope so.  It'd be a silver lining to the entire embarrassing event.

Part of his contract is that they pay him money, and then he only comes and gets their pets if the rapture actually happens.  :lulz: 
At least that's how it works with eternal earth bound pets, not sure about the other one.
Title: Re: even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.
Post by: Bruno on May 30, 2011, 05:31:51 AM
Quote from: Aloe on May 27, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?


:?

Do you mean discrimination?  (Totally different from separation of church and state...)   :lulz:

Yeah, that.

I saw a sign on some business around here saying that all their employees were Christian. I was all liek, "Is that even legal?"