http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan. No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:46:46 PM
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
Little do they suspect, all the volunteers are Satanists who are just in it for the free sacrifice victims.
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan. No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.
Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.
So far, NOTHING.
I may not be beating him hard enough.
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.
my favorite quote.
confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.
my favorite quote.
confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.
my favorite quote.
confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan. No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.
Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.
So far, NOTHING.
I may not be beating him hard enough.
Dude, your totally picking the wrong chores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:36:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 19, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
QuoteWhen all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.
my favorite quote.
confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.
Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.
:lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
Lip service gets yuo nothing. Jesus hated hypocrites.
If he came around the first time nowadays, I'd expect to see him down at The Machine in Kenmore Square. srsly. That's how he rolled.
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
This one is ran by atheists, so christians can be sure they definitely won't be raptured. lol http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their God
TM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless Heathens
TM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell.
Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 27, 2011, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their GodTM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless HeathensTM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell.
Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.
There was a news story about the earth bound pets one that I linked, 259 people signed up for it. http://wap.npr.org/news/Business/136475372
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
:lulz: Only if you think small business = government.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
What
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
Do you mean discrimination? (Totally different from separation of church and state...) :lulz:
Well, there's hardly any point getting people who'll get Raptured to take care of the pets, right? Because they'll be gone.
So wait, this pet rapture guy... he presumably has at least one person's pet.
I wonder if they want their pet back. I wonder if he bought passage to asia with a boatload of well fed dogs and enough seed money to start a canine livestock farm.
I hope so. It'd be a silver lining to the entire embarrassing event.
Quote from: Jasper on May 29, 2011, 09:58:38 AM
So wait, this pet rapture guy... he presumably has at least one person's pet.
I wonder if they want their pet back. I wonder if he bought passage to asia with a boatload of well fed dogs and enough seed money to start a canine livestock farm.
I hope so. It'd be a silver lining to the entire embarrassing event.
Part of his contract is that they pay him money, and then he only comes and gets their pets if the rapture actually happens. :lulz:
At least that's how it works with eternal earth bound pets, not sure about the other one.
Quote from: Aloe on May 27, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 27, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Waitaminnit.
If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?
:?
Do you mean discrimination? (Totally different from separation of church and state...) :lulz:
Yeah, that.
I saw a sign on some business around here saying that all their employees were Christian. I was all liek, "Is that even legal?"