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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Telarus on May 20, 2011, 09:21:32 AM

Title: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Telarus on May 20, 2011, 09:21:32 AM
http://news.discovery.com/tech/rainbow-poo-110426.html?fb_ref=fb2&fb_source=home_oneline

Rainbow Poo Coming to a Toilet Bowl Near You
(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef014e88162907970d-800wi)

Though its certainly not filled with gold, turns out there is a pot at the end of the rainbow, and it's made of porcelain.

For years, sagely, health-conscious individuals have read the contents of toilet bowls, seeking oracles of good or bad health. But never before has this practice been more colorful.

Scientists have genetically engineered E. coli bacteria to work safely as a biosensor that can detect the presence of toxins and secret an indicator pigment. The synthetically engineered bacteria (which has had its bad bacteria parts removed) could be used to test water or air samples for pollutants such as arsenic or carbon dioxide. Arsenic in the water, the sample turn blue, for example. But that's not all.

By the year 2039, the scientists -- who hail from Cambridge University (http://www.cam.ac.uk/) --think that their so-called E. Chromi (http://www.echromi.com/) could be mixed in with a special probiotic yogurt, which when eaten, would colonize the bowels and release pigments in the presence of diseases such as cancer, stomach ulcers and salmonella. If your poo was green, for example, you might have an ulcer, or if it turned orange, you may want to get tested for colon cancer.

The scientists designed E. Chomi using standardized sequences of DNA, known as BioBricks, and inserted them into E. coli bacteria. In 2009, they won the Grand Prize at the International Genetically Engineered Machine Competition (http://ung.igem.org/Main_Page) (iGEM). Since then, the original team from Cambridge University in the UK has  joined with designers Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg and James King to explore  the possibilities of their technology.

If E.Chromi's vision of future pans out, can you imagine the Double Rainbow guy's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI&playnext=1&list=PLFB5AAA911FADF219) reaction?

E. chromi from Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/19759432
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 09:53:07 AM
 :lulz: :awesome:
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Reeducation on May 20, 2011, 10:08:13 AM
Everybody is posting shit these days. :lulz:
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2011, 04:18:53 PM
 :lulz: This is GREAT!
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:20:04 PM
I am weeping openly.

Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2011, 05:21:32 PM
...and the sewers of Tuscon began oozing green...
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:22:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 20, 2011, 05:21:32 PM
...and the sewers of Tuscon began oozing green...

They already do.

It's just that now I won't feel so all alone.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM
SHIT THE RAINBOW!
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM
SHIT THE RAINBOW!

Yeah, those commercials never really say where all that colorful shit comes from, do they?

The awful truth involves a Rain God and chicken vindaloo.

TASTE MY RAINBOW, FUCKERS!  TASTE MY RAINBOW!
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2011, 05:59:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM
SHIT THE RAINBOW!

Yeah, those commercials never really say where all that colorful shit comes from, do they?

The awful truth involves a Rain God and chicken vindaloo.

TASTE MY RAINBOW, FUCKERS!  TASTE MY RAINBOW!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM
SHIT THE RAINBOW!

Yeah, those commercials never really say where all that colorful shit comes from, do they?

The awful truth involves a Rain God and chicken vindaloo.

TASTE MY RAINBOW, FUCKERS!  TASTE MY RAINBOW!

I haven't made vindaloo in a while.

I also haven't made BBQ beef in a while.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM
SHIT THE RAINBOW!

Yeah, those commercials never really say where all that colorful shit comes from, do they?

The awful truth involves a Rain God and chicken vindaloo.

TASTE MY RAINBOW, FUCKERS!  TASTE MY RAINBOW!

I haven't made vindaloo in a while.

I also haven't made BBQ beef in a while.

No beef for Roger.  :(

But I'm all about the vindaloo.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
I also haven't made wat in forever.  So many delicious things to make, so little time. :cry:
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Jasper on May 20, 2011, 07:41:10 PM
It's been a while since I've seen a product my life can't be complete without.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 20, 2011, 07:45:51 PM
So why is it that we associate poomphf with PD so strongly? :lulz:

And damn it I want my poomp to change colors.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 20, 2011, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
I also haven't made wat in forever.  So many delicious things to make, so little time. :cry:

HUH?

We have until October right?
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 20, 2011, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
I also haven't made wat in forever.  So many delicious things to make, so little time. :cry:

HUH?

We have until October right?

Yeah, but there's only so many special dishes I can make in any one month
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2011, 11:05:21 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts-stock/shittles-taste-the-asshole/?xid=d185ca8e-9c3d-e004-4d06-f454de20c224
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: Kai on May 21, 2011, 02:17:57 AM
Oh, this is totally AWESOME. The mad scientist in me approves heartily.
Title: Re: Why did this make me think of PD immediately?
Post by: President Television on May 21, 2011, 06:59:02 PM
I, for one, won't be satisfied until they come out with a glow-in-the-dark variety.