...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'
A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.
Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'
And you say...
"Yeah, and I'm like the Osama Bin Laden of Discordia. I'm going to jihad your ass right here!"
"Yeah man, I love mac products. I'm all about the executives."
"Looks like it's time to call an airstrike on Saratoga Springs."
"Oh hey, that reminds me, have you ever read Ayn Rand? I am SO into her."
"Hey have you heard about the guy who was winged for asking stupid questions? Isn't that a thing that YOU'RE into?"
>>>REQUIRED<<<<
"I could tell you but......"
I'm not sure if I'm required to kill or recruit you now before it's too late.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'
A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.
Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'
And you say...
...MAKE YOUR TIME, INFIDEL!
"The Rupture is kicking off as planned, I see. Good."
"I don't know what you're talking about, I was out postergasming."
"Yeah. But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack. They put goddamned oil in the water. Heartless Monsters!"
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 20, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
"Yeah. But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack. They put goddamned oil in the water. Heartless Monsters!"
:lulz:
"I'm not like those other spags, I've already broken out of my Black Iron Prison."
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'
A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.
Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'
And you say...
"whatever. Anything that reduces the number of Apple employees is a good thing in my book."
"I never drink coffee."
"Yeah, you might want to remember that the next time you go to grab my girls ass."
"I just wanted my red tapler."
"MORE LIKE GENIUS BAM! AMIRITE?"
"I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."
"Fuck. I was supposed to get a free coffee today"
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'
A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.
Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'
And you say...
"Balls deep."
Discordia? Get the fuck out out. Blowing up coffee shops? Yeah, you got me there.
"So, anyway, could I have my books back now?"
"Nah, I'm more into the poisoned koolaid scene."