Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM

Title: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
"Yeah, and I'm like the Osama Bin Laden of Discordia.  I'm going to jihad your ass right here!"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Faust on May 20, 2011, 11:39:49 AM
"Yeah man, I love mac products. I'm all about the executives."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2011, 12:51:39 PM
"Looks like it's time to call an airstrike on Saratoga Springs."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2011, 01:46:04 PM
"Oh hey, that reminds me, have you ever read Ayn Rand? I am SO into her."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2011, 01:50:14 PM
"Hey have you heard about the guy who was winged for asking stupid questions?  Isn't that a thing that YOU'RE into?"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 20, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
>>>REQUIRED<<<<

"I could tell you but......"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Lies on May 20, 2011, 02:21:50 PM
I'm not sure if I'm required to kill or recruit you now before it's too late.
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2011, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

...MAKE YOUR TIME, INFIDEL!
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: President Television on May 20, 2011, 04:07:00 PM
"The Rupture is kicking off as planned, I see. Good."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Adios on May 20, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
"I don't know what you're talking about, I was out postergasming."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
"Yeah.  But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack.  They put goddamned oil in the water.  Heartless Monsters!"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Adios on May 20, 2011, 04:14:35 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 20, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
"Yeah.  But that was small potatoes compare to what those guys did to The Spaghetti Shack.  They put goddamned oil in the water.  Heartless Monsters!"

:lulz:
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Jenne on May 20, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
"I'm not like those other spags, I've already broken out of my Black Iron Prison."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 20, 2011, 07:42:30 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

"whatever. Anything that reduces the number of Apple employees is a good thing in my book."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2011, 11:16:53 PM
"I never drink coffee."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 20, 2011, 11:19:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2011, 11:16:53 PM
"I never drink coffee."

Winner.
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Adios on May 20, 2011, 11:19:47 PM
"Yeah, you might want to remember that the next time you go to grab my girls ass."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Freeky on May 21, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
"I just wanted my red tapler."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 21, 2011, 05:56:09 AM
"MORE LIKE GENIUS BAM!  AMIRITE?"

"I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."

Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2011, 06:59:46 AM
"Fuck. I was supposed to get a free coffee today"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 21, 2011, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

"Balls deep."
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
Discordia? Get the fuck out out. Blowing up coffee shops? Yeah, you got me there.
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Cain on May 21, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
"So, anyway, could I have my books back now?"
Title: Re: An explosion at a coffee shop...
Post by: Freeky on May 21, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
"Nah, I'm more into the poisoned koolaid scene."