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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 06:35:04 AM

Title: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 06:35:04 AM
REALLY?

http://networkedblogs.com/i7J3X?ref=nf

(http://www.portlandonline.com/shared/cfm/image.cfm?id=349819)
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2011, 06:36:40 AM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 21, 2011, 06:45:42 AM
Is that Pedo bear?
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 06:51:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 21, 2011, 06:45:42 AM
Is that Pedo bear?

It's close enough to make that the FIRST THING EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT.
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.

I believe it.

I grew up with Fred Bear.

And yet, Fred Bear never existed quite like this, and the first thing that has come to the mind of EVERYONE I've asked about it is "pedobear".
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 07:21:38 AM
INCLUDING MY KIDS BTW
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:25:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 21, 2011, 07:21:38 AM
INCLUDING MY KIDS BTW

:lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 21, 2011, 08:21:00 AM
The boyfriend said "Pedobear? But they're all too old."
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 21, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
Pedobear has ruined all of ursinekind for me.
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 21, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 21, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
Pedobear has ruined all of ursinekind for me.
i read as URINE-SKINNED
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2011, 08:36:20 PM
Quote from: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.

Fred's a bear?
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 21, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
duh im a bear. everyone knows that.
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 21, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
duh im a bear. everyone knows that.
UR A BIG HARIY GAY MAN??????? :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 21, 2011, 11:32:14 PM
Really, what is Yogi doing spending all that time with Booboo? What's going on there? Should we be calling CPS? Is "pic-a-nic basket" a euphemism? Is Ranger Smith's cabin full of recording equipment?

The people deserve answers.
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
WTF were they thinking?
Title: Re: Oh, Portland. Really?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2011, 11:46:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 21, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
WTF were they thinking?

I really. Just don't even.

My daughter's theory is "Most older people aren't that hip with the internets". But... it was the least-hip-with-the-internets 42-year-old person I know who sent me the article in the first place.