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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 15, 2004, 01:28:31 PM

Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 15, 2004, 01:28:31 PM
Here are the facts,

The black power ranger was black, and didn't even get an actual dinosaur as his zord.
The yellow ranger was asian, and also didn't have a dinosaur as her zord.
The green ranger was Irish.
The red ranger was native american.
the pink ranger (who later became a porn star) was your standard preppie american gal, and also didn't get an actual dinosaur for her zord.
The white power ranger was the most powerful.

there was never a rainbow ranger, which obviously shoes the discrimination against the homosexual community.

they killed the blue ranger, who was a nerd...showing their discrimination aganst the geek community.


Cool dudes with attitudes... Or prejudice androids and a floating head?! You be the judge.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2004, 03:45:12 PM
Amy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.  

You can see her on VH1's "I Love the 90's".
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: CannedLizard on September 15, 2004, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: LMNOAmy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really? (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2004, 08:52:05 PM
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: LMNOAmy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really? (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

Really.  Unless that's a broken link.  The google search came back negative.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 15, 2004, 09:02:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: LMNOAmy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really? (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

Really.  Unless that's a broken link.  The google search came back negative.

Not a broken link. Definately porn.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Schweinepriester G. on September 15, 2004, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: LMNOAmy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really? (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

Really.  Unless that's a broken link.  The google search came back negative.

Perhaps, just perhaps you should deactivate google 'safe search' ??FEATURE??

like here (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&output=search)
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 15, 2004, 09:38:23 PM
be carefull i clciked on what looked like a decent power rangers screenshot of her and my antivirus bot slaughtered a legion of th emicrosopic bits of code.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Trollax on September 16, 2004, 03:36:37 AM
I think I'm gonna have to agree with hotsuma there.

mainly because they're teaching kids how to make distinctions between different sub-categories of poeple (and laregly unimportant subcategories at that) in a very insidious fashion
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2004, 10:03:21 AM
i bet they meant to empower those different groups in one way or another. my little brother used to love that shit.

thoi said the same thing the artcicle does when i saw it as a kid.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 16, 2004, 10:37:10 AM
I love the Power Rangers.

The ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS.

The six of them.

Not after they fucked it over.

And I love Amy Jo Johnson.  She owns me for all time.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2004, 10:38:50 AM
power ranger always sucked.

rocket robinhood would smack them bitches upside they heads.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 16, 2004, 10:39:36 AM
Earthworm Jim owns anyone but Freakazoid!, who is UnOwnable do to the fact that he drives the villians crazy.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: cockroachfactor on September 16, 2004, 12:42:22 PM
amy jo johnson is hawt.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 16, 2004, 01:05:32 PM
If I said I agreed...I'd be telling the truth.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 16, 2004, 01:17:02 PM
Quote from: Marl Fublewonker
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: LMNOAmy Jo Johnson never became a porn star... unfortuately.

Really? (http://images.google.com/images?q=Amy+Jo+Johnson+nude&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

Really.  Unless that's a broken link.  The google search came back negative.

Not a broken link. Definately porn.


To my highly trained eye, those pics definately look like FAKES.  If you can find me definitive proof, please contact me immediately.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2004, 10:00:37 PM
there are lots of nonfakes in the first page.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 17, 2004, 01:10:26 PM
You call that porn?


In that definition, Shannon Dohrety is a porn star, too.  And so is Jane Seymour.



By the way, they still look like fakes.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 17, 2004, 02:49:25 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou call that porn?


In that definition, Shannon Dohrety is a porn star, too.  And so is Jane Seymour.



By the way, they still look like fakes.

And so am I.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: gnimbley on September 17, 2004, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: LMNOYou call that porn?


In that definition, Shannon Dohrety is a porn star, too.  And so is Jane Seymour.



By the way, they still look like fakes.

And so am I.

You're a fake?

I guess we should have known.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 17, 2004, 03:06:55 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: LMNOYou call that porn?


In that definition, Shannon Dohrety is a porn star, too.  And so is Jane Seymour.



By the way, they still look like fakes.

And so am I.

You're a fake?

I guess we should have known.

Yes, Gnimbly.  I faked every orgasm.  And right now, Scott Baio is doing some chick he doesn't care about.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 17, 2004, 03:58:15 PM
But is he a real fake, or just faking the fake?
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 17, 2004, 05:59:58 PM
Quote from: LMNOBut is he a real fake, or just faking the fake?

I fake the fakeness and thus do I become a fake real fake.
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: LMNO on September 17, 2004, 06:08:01 PM
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: LMNOBut is he a real fake, or just faking the fake?

I fake the fakeness and thus do I become a fake real fake.


For real?


Really?
Title: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 17, 2004, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: LMNOBut is he a real fake, or just faking the fake?

I fake the fakeness and thus do I become a fake real fake.


For real?


Really?

Mu.  Fnord.  Wave with it.
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2010, 01:13:46 PM
Bump
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: AFK on December 07, 2010, 01:45:46 PM
That bump looks kinda fake to me. 
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Phox on December 08, 2010, 02:38:57 AM
This thread makes me a porn star.  :oops:
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2010, 05:25:08 AM
Quote from: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 15, 2004, 01:28:31 PM
Here are the facts,

The black power ranger was black, and didn't even get an actual dinosaur as his zord.
The yellow ranger was asian, and also didn't have a dinosaur as her zord.
The green ranger was Irish.
The red ranger was native american.
the pink ranger (who later became a porn star) was your standard preppie american gal, and also didn't get an actual dinosaur for her zord.
The white power ranger was the most powerful.

there was never a rainbow ranger, which obviously shoes the discrimination against the homosexual community.

they killed the blue ranger, who was a nerd...showing their discrimination aganst the geek community.


Cool dudes with attitudes... Or prejudice androids and a floating head?! You be the judge.

What happens with Irish people who don't like green?
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 08, 2010, 05:26:07 AM
That's what North Ireland is for  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2010, 05:28:28 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 08, 2010, 05:26:07 AM
That's what North Ireland is for  :lulz:

Hush. Stop killing my rhetorical questions.

Blight,
Actually really likes green regardless of connotation
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Rumckle on December 08, 2010, 07:40:25 AM
Quote from: Phox on December 08, 2010, 02:38:57 AM
This thread makes me a porn star.  :oops:

:lulz: :lulz:

:postpics:
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Phox on December 08, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 08, 2010, 05:28:28 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 08, 2010, 05:26:07 AM
That's what North Ireland is for  :lulz:

Hush. Stop killing my rhetorical questions.

Blight,
Actually really likes green regardless of connotation

The green power ranger became the white power ranger. So, obviously, Irish people who don't like green are white supremacists.
Title: Re: The Power Rangers are RACIST!
Post by: Cain on December 08, 2010, 02:29:43 PM
Given how many Protestant militants have links with the UK far right, that is scarily accurate.

Power Rangers: a morality play on the Troubles?