CUM RAKE.
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
:lulz:
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
GoddAMNIT Suu. There was still Cumrake on my mess tools at work today. You didn't evne bother to give them a dedicated licking did you?
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on May 24, 2011, 04:30:36 AM
GoddAMNIT Suu. There was still Cumrake on my mess tools at work today. You didn't evne bother to give them a dedicated licking did you?
I told you I was putting your tools back dirty, don't listen to me!
And I *DID* lick them, damnit, the stuff is just that sticky!
My coworkers smelled the odor of cumrake seeping form my bag and around my person like the suqamous tentacles of some eldrich being of disgrace and poor life choices. They now consider me a freak to be avoided and not provoked.
I am OK with this. The flavor of unexpected cumrake mingling with my thrice reheated supermarket pizza brought an indescribable quality to my day.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
Thread delivers. Would read again. A++
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.
That's more of a plunger, I think.
Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.
There are many versions. One is a lot like a .45 bore snake attached to a dremel tool
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.
That's more of a plunger, I think.
Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.
CUMRAKE VS VAGINADENTATA! WHO WILL WIN?!?
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:17:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 24, 2011, 04:23:23 AM
I know this isn't addressed to me, but
....
WHAT?! :aaa: :x
It's a tool used to remove the crooked-ass broken sperm. It ensures health children with un-withered limbs and proper values.
They dump the dross in Tucson sperm banks. The bastards.
That sounds like some evolutionary psychology right there. Whereas Evo-psych = bullshit.
No, they really have these tiny rakes, see...
No, see, it reminds me of an evo-psych paper that Requia probably read about the head of the phallus being mushroom shaped so it can scoop out sperm.
That's more of a plunger, I think.
Although the idea of tines on the end of my johnson has its appeal.
CUMRAKE VS VAGINADENTATA! WHO WILL WIN?!?
THE DUTCH!
:lulz:
They need to rake out the fast-swimming fuckers that are hitting the eggs and making politicians, CEOs and teevee preachers.
Byron says he's going to send us all cum rakes for Christmas.
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
Byron says he's going to send us all cum rakes for Christmas.
Awesome. :lulz: