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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:44:26 AM

Title: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:44:26 AM
(http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/assets_c/2011/05/pawlentyobits-thumb-500x284.jpg)

Yep.  His home town paper put his announcement on the obit page.   :lulz:

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/05/tim_pawlenty_presidential_announcement_obituaries.php
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:46:54 AM
Also, in a very Huckabee-esque move, the child molester he pardoned was later arrested for more of the exact same behavior:

Quotethe man Pawlenty pardoned was later arrested again for molesting his daughter more than 250 times in an eight-year span, including six years prior to his pardon.

Jeremy Giefer served 45 days in prison in 1994 after being convicted of statutory rape. However, because he married the then-14-year-old girl and stuck around to father the child they conceived together, he begged the state for an extraordinary pardon, which would no longer require Giefer to report himself as a sex offender.

The board — which includes the Minnesota attorney general, the chief justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court, and the governor (Pawlenty, at the time) — voted unanimously to pardon Giefer.

<snip>

Pawlenty's fledgling presidential campaign has already seen drama, when Benjamin Foster, a campaign consultant for Pawlenty, was arrested for trespassing and public intoxication when he vomited in an Iowa voter's yard and woke up the family's teenage daughter by banging on the back door.

Another campaign staffer, campaign manager Nick Ayers, brings a boozy whiff of controversy as well: It's widely known that he was arrested for drunk driving in 2006.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/23/tim-pawlenty-wiped-a-serial-child-molesters-record-clean-in-2008/


Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Phox on May 26, 2011, 02:48:26 AM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:49:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 26, 2011, 02:48:26 AM
:facepalm:

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST ELECTION EVER!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2011, 02:56:49 AM
OH FFS.
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:59:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 02:56:49 AM
OH FFS.


Huckabee - Grants clemency to a murderer that found Jebus, guy runs out and kills 4 state cops.

Pawlenty - Pardons a guy who impregnated a 14 year old, the guy rapes their daughter 250 times.

Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2011, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:59:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 02:56:49 AM
OH FFS.


Huckabee - Grants clemency to a murderer that found Jebus, guy runs out and kills 4 state cops.

Pawlenty - Pardons a guy who impregnated a 14 year old, the guy rapes their daughter 250 times.



Unfuckingbelievable.
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Phox on May 26, 2011, 03:23:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:59:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 02:56:49 AM
OH FFS.


Huckabee - Grants clemency to a murderer that found Jebus, guy runs out and kills 4 state cops.

Pawlenty - Pardons a guy who impregnated a 14 year old, the guy rapes their daughter 250 times.



Unfuckingbelievable.
No fucking kidding.  :|
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Cain on May 26, 2011, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:46:54 AM
Also, in a very Huckabee-esque move, the child molester he pardoned was later arrested for more of the exact same behavior:

Quotethe man Pawlenty pardoned was later arrested again for molesting his daughter more than 250 times in an eight-year span, including six years prior to his pardon.

Jeremy Giefer served 45 days in prison in 1994 after being convicted of statutory rape. However, because he married the then-14-year-old girl and stuck around to father the child they conceived together, he begged the state for an extraordinary pardon, which would no longer require Giefer to report himself as a sex offender.

The board — which includes the Minnesota attorney general, the chief justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court, and the governor (Pawlenty, at the time) — voted unanimously to pardon Giefer.

<snip>

Pawlenty's fledgling presidential campaign has already seen drama, when Benjamin Foster, a campaign consultant for Pawlenty, was arrested for trespassing and public intoxication when he vomited in an Iowa voter's yard and woke up the family's teenage daughter by banging on the back door.

Another campaign staffer, campaign manager Nick Ayers, brings a boozy whiff of controversy as well: It's widely known that he was arrested for drunk driving in 2006.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/23/tim-pawlenty-wiped-a-serial-child-molesters-record-clean-in-2008/




The fact is, it's called FAMILY VALUES.  I wouldn't expect a DHIMMICRAT supporter of the CHICAGO THUG-IN-CHIEF to understand our God-blessed Heartland ways.
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Luna on May 26, 2011, 11:28:14 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 26, 2011, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:46:54 AM
Also, in a very Huckabee-esque move, the child molester he pardoned was later arrested for more of the exact same behavior:

Quotethe man Pawlenty pardoned was later arrested again for molesting his daughter more than 250 times in an eight-year span, including six years prior to his pardon.

Jeremy Giefer served 45 days in prison in 1994 after being convicted of statutory rape. However, because he married the then-14-year-old girl and stuck around to father the child they conceived together, he begged the state for an extraordinary pardon, which would no longer require Giefer to report himself as a sex offender.

The board — which includes the Minnesota attorney general, the chief justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court, and the governor (Pawlenty, at the time) — voted unanimously to pardon Giefer.

<snip>

Pawlenty's fledgling presidential campaign has already seen drama, when Benjamin Foster, a campaign consultant for Pawlenty, was arrested for trespassing and public intoxication when he vomited in an Iowa voter's yard and woke up the family's teenage daughter by banging on the back door.

Another campaign staffer, campaign manager Nick Ayers, brings a boozy whiff of controversy as well: It's widely known that he was arrested for drunk driving in 2006.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/23/tim-pawlenty-wiped-a-serial-child-molesters-record-clean-in-2008/




The fact is, it's called FAMILY VALUES.  I wouldn't expect a DHIMMICRAT supporter of the CHICAGO THUG-IN-CHIEF to understand our God-blessed Heartland ways.

The sick part is, that could be a direct quote from some of the lackwits I've dealt with online...
Title: Re: Unlimited Pawlenty OWNAGE thread.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 26, 2011, 02:51:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2011, 02:49:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 26, 2011, 02:48:26 AM
:facepalm:

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST ELECTION EVER!   :lulz:

I, for one, am enjoying myself already and we really haven't even gotten started.  :lulz: