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Title: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2011, 10:00:37 AM

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GO!

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Rumckle on May 30, 2011, 01:04:22 PM

"Those burgers aren't like political policies, you don't need to keep flipping them."

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2011, 04:27:18 PM

Hold my tongs, willya? I have to shit.
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Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Payne on May 30, 2011, 06:52:26 PM

Whoops, I done posted mine in the bar.

Be right back...

EDIT:

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2011, 09:58:43 AM
I thought Obama was still seeing his rich, unhip white friends in Europe?

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This should so be the premise of a caption competition

Dave, I think we've gone way past the point where this informant can tell us anything. We should stick to waterboarding.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 30, 2011, 07:29:55 PM

I surprise karate-chopped the orphan like this, to make sure it's meat wasn't besmirched with fear hormones.
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I don't know Dave, I think it improves the flavor.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Bruno on May 30, 2011, 07:58:37 PM

Hey, yawanna see my impression of the muppet version of myself?
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Why sure, I'd love to... Wow, that's amazing!

(Who the fuck is this clown? I thought I was going to get to meet Kirk Cameron!)
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Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Payne on May 30, 2011, 08:08:06 PM

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Barry never could get the hang of Paper-Scissors-Rock.

"Mr. President, I really think you should move your policies just a little bit more to the right..."

There is something about world leaders holding their tools in their left hands. We're all peasants to them, only because we jack off with the wrong hand...

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2011, 08:22:38 PM

Bitches love it when I smack em on the ass Fuck yeah!
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Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 30, 2011, 08:24:07 PM

I wipe my ass with sheets of silk about this big.
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I bypass the entire wiping issue with poop forceps. *clicks tongs together*

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Jasper on May 30, 2011, 11:28:25 PM

blah immigration blah public spending blah... (...I woner if he's heard the Arisotcrats joke...)
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Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Juana on May 31, 2011, 03:16:54 AM

Aww, picture 404'd. :(

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 31, 2011, 03:23:51 AM

Quote from: Hover Cat on May 31, 2011, 03:16:54 AM
Aww, picture 404'd. :(

I can still see it.

But, I re-hosted it for you here (http://i.imgur.com/sURAA.jpg) anyways.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Juana on May 31, 2011, 04:06:47 AM

:lulz: thanks.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: AFK on May 31, 2011, 01:04:07 PM

"Yeah, I only have tartare on a rare occasion.
Heh, get it...rare? I made a pun!" "That was goddamn awful! Please stop talking!"
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Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2011, 02:16:09 PM

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 30, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
I wipe my ass with sheets of silk about this big.
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I bypass the entire wiping issue with poop forceps. *clicks tongs together*

:lol:

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Cain on May 31, 2011, 04:33:03 PM

So, then, the form head burst in on me, trousers undone and my fag blushing...
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I swear to God, if you do not stop talking, I'll show you how I killed Bin Laden with a pair of tongs, not unlike these...

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 31, 2011, 04:36:01 PM

Quote from: Cain on May 31, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
So, then, the form head burst in on me, trousers undone and my fag blushing...
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I swear to God, if you do not stop talking, I'll show you how I killed Bin Laden with a pair of tongs, not unlike these...

:lulz:

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on June 02, 2011, 10:32:40 AM

Clink.
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Clink clink.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 02, 2011, 04:42:21 PM

:lulz:

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 02, 2011, 04:44:30 PM

Yeah, I really like that one. :lol:

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2011, 04:53:37 PM

Well blow me down!
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I am what I am! TOOT! TOOT!

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Eve Hill on June 02, 2011, 05:58:26 PM

Quote from: Cain on May 30, 2011, 10:00:37 AM
Mine's this long!
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Prove it.

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: Payne on June 02, 2011, 10:44:23 PM

Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on June 02, 2011, 10:32:40 AM
Clink.
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Clink clink.

WINNAR!

Title: Re: Obama-Cameron BBQ caption competition!
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on June 03, 2011, 02:42:44 AM

:oops:

That'll teach me to second-guess my jokes I guess.

Thanks for the ego boost guys! :D

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