Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 06:00:46 AM

Title: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 06:00:46 AM
America's bleedin'...she's had a great time.  She partied too hard, but what she came home with ain't worth a dime.

America's bleedin', and her shit's on the lawn.  She's selling to the highest bidder, cuz momma gotta pay the rent, and the good times--they'se gone.

America's bleedin', from the nose, from the jaw.  Her pimp gave her too much blow, so she could service her Johns.  She got a lil mouthy, and that shit's just not on.

America's bleedin', this time from the ass.  You know where this is going.  Dude, you don't even hafta ask.

America's bleedin', but it ain't from her heart.  She still gots what it takes...but shitfuckdamn, it don't last.
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Meh, sorry if it blows.
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 18, 2011, 06:09:05 AM
Does not blow.  :D
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 06:20:38 AM
Thankee.  Could have better rhythm.  Might fix it later.  Might not.  I'm feeling lazy.
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 07:04:11 AM
Meh, fixed a bit.

Also, ATTN AMURRICANS:  PULL UP YOUR PANTS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Juana on June 18, 2011, 07:21:38 AM
I like it. :D
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 18, 2011, 07:40:08 AM
I see this as a spoken word piece with "The Lapdance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" by Bloodhound Gang playing quietly in the background.
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 18, 2011, 07:40:08 AM
I see this as a spoken word piece with "The Lapdance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" by Bloodhound Gang playing quietly in the background.

I haven't heard that one.  Must look it up and listen.
Title: Re: America's Bleedin'
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2011, 10:40:20 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 18, 2011, 07:21:38 AM
I like it. :D

Aw, thanks!