Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Faust on June 19, 2011, 11:59:18 PM

Title: Congratulations
Post by: Faust on June 19, 2011, 11:59:18 PM
In recognition of your accomplishments and tireless efforts in taking from the world an aspect of Science, arts or philosophy that can never again be replaced we have found that through your diligence an irreplaceable keystone of humanity is forever lost to the ether.

For hastening the dark night of humanity by extinguishing one of its brightest lights, we the academic committee bestow upon you the the title of anti-doctorate and hope that you will go forth and endeavour to strengthen the ranks of villainy and evil science.
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2011, 02:13:01 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 19, 2011, 11:59:18 PM
In recognition of your accomplishments and tireless efforts in taking from the world an aspect of Science, arts or philosophy that can never again be replaced we have found that through your diligence an irreplaceable keystone of humanity is forever lost to the ether.

For hastening the dark night of humanity by extinguishing one of its brightest lights, we the academic committee bestow upon you the the title of anti-doctorate and hope that you will go forth and endeavour to strengthen the ranks of villainy and evil science.

muhaha
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Adios on June 20, 2011, 05:01:38 PM
anti-doctorate

I think I like it!
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 20, 2011, 05:10:41 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Faust on June 20, 2011, 07:39:24 PM
I'm thinking of getting these printed up nicely and sending these to religious figureheads and politicians.

Few people have had the courage and strength of character to stand so staunchly in the way of progress. Never has there been such a worthy foe of Knowledge and Enlightenment.
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 20, 2011, 07:53:12 PM
I really like that idea! In the form of a little certificate. Wouldn't cost much to mock up and have copies made.
Title: Re: Congratulations
Post by: Jenne on June 20, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Open Office has quite a few templates!  :D  Great idea, Faust.