Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM

Title: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:30:09 PM
For Dok Howl:

Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It's all the rage now.
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:31:41 PM
For Fred:

Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville.
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
For Suu:

This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: LMNO on June 21, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du. 

You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*



















*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart


Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:38:57 PM
For Kai:

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly.
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 21, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.

Why?  Because I hate you all!

First up, for LMNO:

What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band?  Husk-er Du.  

You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*



















*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart

True, but no worries, they broke the Mould after they made me.  

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
For TI:

The student fretted that he wouldn't strike the right chord with his guitar instructor. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 05:49:12 PM
For Mangrove:

The massage therapist felt it was always important to tell his customers how much he kneaded them. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: Suu on June 21, 2011, 06:00:35 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
For Suu:

This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches. 

Good thing I darted out of the way.
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: Triple Zero on June 21, 2011, 09:00:12 PM
:mittens: to all of these!
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2011, 09:33:17 PM
Don't think you have dodged the bullet.  I just ran out of time.  But gauging the feedback I can say that more are on the way.  Tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: Eve on June 21, 2011, 09:53:41 PM
Oh my goodness I love them all!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: AFK on June 22, 2011, 07:20:05 PM
For TripZero:

Where do the Dutch most often engage in oral sex?

In the two lips, of course. 

:rimshot:

Yes, a very low-brow pun. 
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2011, 09:45:59 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Tailored Puns
Post by: Jenne on June 22, 2011, 09:57:09 PM
:lulz:  Very awesome.