ITT I dedicate puns to posters.
Why? Because I hate you all!
First up, for LMNO:
What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band? Husk-er Du.
For Dok Howl:
Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It's all the rage now.
For Fred:
Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville.
For Suu:
This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.
Why? Because I hate you all!
First up, for LMNO:
What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band? Husk-er Du.
You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart
For Kai:
The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects, but he did one on the fly.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 21, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
ITT I dedicate puns to posters.
Why? Because I hate you all!
First up, for LMNO:
What was the corn farmer's favorite punk band? Husk-er Du.
You have no Hart, I'll Grant you that.*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Hart
True, but no worries, they broke the Mould after they made me.
:rimshot:
For TI:
The student fretted that he wouldn't strike the right chord with his guitar instructor.
For Mangrove:
The massage therapist felt it was always important to tell his customers how much he kneaded them.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 21, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
For Suu:
This pun was especially tailored for you because I knew it would leave you in stitches.
Good thing I darted out of the way.
:mittens: to all of these!
Don't think you have dodged the bullet. I just ran out of time. But gauging the feedback I can say that more are on the way. Tomorrow.
Oh my goodness I love them all! :lulz:
For TripZero:
Where do the Dutch most often engage in oral sex?
In the two lips, of course.
:rimshot:
Yes, a very low-brow pun.
:lulz:
:lulz: Very awesome.