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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: notathing on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM

Title: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)

JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 24, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)

JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH.


but i will bring cupcakes.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)

JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH.


but i will bring cupcakes.

OFF TO TERRORIZE HOT BITCHES ON MY BANANA SEAT BIKE.

YES, IT HAS TASSLES.

NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)

JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH.


but i will bring cupcakes.

OFF TO TERRORIZE HOT BITCHES ON MY BANANA SEAT BIKE.

YES, IT HAS TASSLES.

NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE.

:fap:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 24, 2011, 07:47:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 24, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
lol

i'm back you guys  8)

JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH.


but i will bring cupcakes.

OFF TO TERRORIZE HOT BITCHES ON MY BANANA SEAT BIKE.

YES, IT HAS TASSLES.

NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE.

ask them if they want to sit on your banana.  hah.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?

DOK
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?


DOK

YOU are Lady Crying Soul?  :lol:  Say it ain't so.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?


DOK

YOU are Lady Crying Soul?  :lol:  Say it ain't so.


Nope.  That's the former Lady Grinning Soul, who mostly posted on IRC.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: BabylonHoruv on June 24, 2011, 08:05:15 PM
welcome back mommy.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?


DOK

YOU are Lady Crying Soul?  :lol:  Say it ain't so.


Nope.  That's the former Lady Grinning Soul, who mostly posted on IRC.

Oh, she's gone emo?

Poor thing.  Hate it when that happens.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 25, 2011, 08:56:27 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
...I'm sorry, I missed the memo.  Who the hell are you again?


DOK

YOU are Lady Crying Soul?  :lol:  Say it ain't so.


lol you got trolled, son  :D

Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:05:57 PM

Oh, she's gone emo?

Poor thing.  Hate it when that happens.

I'm not emo, I'm just a sad bastard lately. there's a difference.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
Are you my mummy?
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
Are you my mummy?


i can be if you want me to  :wink: :x
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Cain on June 25, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
:mittens: for Badge
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 25, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 25, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
:mittens: for Badge

:sad:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.

Seriously.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 05:44:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 25, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
Are you my mummy?


i can be if you want me to  :wink: :x
Because I think I need changing. . . . . .
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Ah yes, she's quite fond of having that little tiny shred of power.

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears? :lulz:

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Ah yes, she's quite fond of having that little tiny shred of power.

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.

That is, actually, almost exactly what a good therapist will tell you. And it's all anyone without underlying problems needs to know.

But if she has underlying problems (serious ones) then a good therapist will make her man up and face them. Usually in a really uncomfortable way.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 08:56:27 AM


Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 24, 2011, 08:05:15 PM
welcome back mommy.

thanks, baby.  did you miss me?



I did indeed.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Dysnomia on June 25, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.

Seriously.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Dysnomia on June 25, 2011, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.


:fap:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Luna on June 25, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

That is one of the most disturbing visual images I've had in a long time.

And I've seen gifs posted by GIGGLES, and have been recently reminded of seeing The Human Centipede.

  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 06:48:39 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

This shit, right here.  If I have to watch BH in courting mode, I will lose my shit entirely.  What happened over at TSC is NOTHING compared to what's going to happen here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go puke off the cliff out back.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 06:49:23 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

Yeah.  Which one are you fantasizing about murdering, you sick fuck?
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.

Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.



:vom:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:20:55 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.



:vom:

BH is one creepy motherfucker.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 25, 2011, 10:16:12 PM
Jesus. BH is the only person that could have possibly lowered the standards of this thread any further.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 10:26:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

That is one of the most disturbing visual images I've had in a long time.

And I've seen gifs posted by GIGGLES, and have been recently reminded of seeing The Human Centipede.

  :horrormirth:

:thanks:
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: notathing on June 26, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.

thanks for the advice but why'd you condescend with caps, bro?
but you're right.
but a therapist could still be beneficial to me at this point.

Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 05:41:07 PM
Get a therapist.

Seriously.

i know. i will. 


Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 25, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 25, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.




you're all way funnier than i am  :horrormirth:

Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2011, 06:44:12 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 25, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 25, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
:mittens: for Badge

:sad:

Badge also bans if you make puns. Is very sad.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Triple Zero on June 26, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
Nah she just kicks you when she notices. It's never stopped me before.
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Luna on June 26, 2011, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 26, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
Nah she just kicks you when she notices. It's never stopped me before.

The fact that Trip can pun in a language which wasn't his first language impresses the everloving fuck out of me.   :D
Title: Re: you are now my children
Post by: Triple Zero on June 26, 2011, 05:09:54 PM
English has become nearly my second language over the years. I could probably also pun in German, but it would take much more effort, not as quickly and I lack the vocabulary to find the good ones.

Then there's cross-lingual puns too, but they are only funny to people that know both languages (like IRL friends).