THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I MAKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN OUT OF SAND.
LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY.
OWNED!
FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.
OH, IS IT TO HOT FOR THEM TO COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME? IS THAT WHY THEY CALLED THE PO-PO TO CRUISE THE BLOCK? BETA-MALE OPIEZ.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME MOONBOOTS, MITTENS CONNECTED AROUND THE SHOULDER WITH A STRING (LOSING MITTENS IS NOT AN OPTION), JAPANESE KAMIKAZE SKULL CAP AND A KNEE LENGTH HOT PINK COLUMBIA JACKET (YES IT IS REVERSIBLE, NO YOU CAN NOT AFFORD).
STEP TO ME WHEN YOU ARE READY, ME AND FROSTY WILL BE HERE ON THE COLICHE, SHARING AN 8 MASHMELLOW HOT CHOCOLATE, 3 OTTER POPS AND A MONEYBELT FULL OF LICORICE LAUGHING AT THE WOMANISH MAN GLARING AT US FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS.
DOK,
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT OF SNOWMEN
Are you taunting the golfers again, Rog? :lulz: Awesomesauce. You need to keep an online blog of pix of things you do to annoy them. Of course, this might lead to prosecution, but if it's all done on your own property...not sure you're actually liable.
Bitches don't know about Dok's pitching wedge!
NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I ROCK A KOOL AID MOUSTACHE FOR SPAGBOOK.
OH, YOU HAVE A WET 'N WIPE? GOOD FOR YOU. COME NEAR ME AND WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING 'WHERE'S WALDO' GLASSES.
NO, I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY HELMET, AND YES, I WILL BE EATING THIS BOX OF TWINKIES AND THAT BAG OF CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS.
OH, MY DANCE MOVES ARE GETTING YOU THE LIGHTING YOU ARE LOOKING FOR?
FUCKING DEAL.
THESE ARE ACTION SHOTS.
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE PICTURE, BEFORE I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR BACHELORS DEGREE IN ENGLISH LIT YOU FUCKING AVEDON WANNA-BE.
DOK,
I'M A FESTIVAL.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I MAKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN OUT OF SAND.
LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY.
OWNED!
FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.
OH, IS IT TO HOT FOR THEM TO COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME? IS THAT WHY THEY CALLED THE PO-PO TO CRUISE THE BLOCK? BETA-MALE OPIEZ.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME MOONBOOTS, MITTENS CONNECTED AROUND THE SHOULDER WITH A STRING (LOSING MITTENS IS NOT AN OPTION), JAPANESE KAMIKAZE SKULL CAP AND A KNEE LENGTH HOT PINK COLUMBIA JACKET (YES IT IS REVERSIBLE, NO YOU CAN NOT AFFORD).
STEP TO ME WHEN YOU ARE READY, ME AND FROSTY WILL BE HERE ON THE COLICHE, SHARING AN 8 MASHMELLOW HOT CHOCOLATE, 3 OTTER POPS AND A MONEYBELT FULL OF LICORICE LAUGHING AT THE WOMANISH MAN GLARING AT US FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS.
DOK,
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT OF SNOWMEN
:lulz: WOW.
:lulz: It's an MRH day. :lulz: I'm serious about the pictures.
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:27:00 PM
:lulz: It's an MRH day. :lulz: I'm serious about the pictures.
IF ANYONE WANTS ME, I'LL BE IN THE BEAN BAG SECTION IN THE BACK OF THE LIBRARY, LOUNGING WITH THE LADIES, GETTING DIGITS, AND PASSING GAS.
Cactus?
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 24, 2011, 08:32:30 PM
Cactus?
Pills & too much coffee.
DOK,
SCREAMING LIKE A MAN WHILE THEY SCREAM LIKE GIRLS.
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.
Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight. SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be. I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.
Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight. SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be. I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.
My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen. I can feel the spirit moving me.
Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal. I can feel the hate trying to get loose.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.
Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight. SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be. I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.
My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen. I can feel the spirit moving me.
Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal. I can feel the hate trying to get loose.
Hm...hard to SHIT hate from the top of your head. Best let loose and wild as fast as you can before your head explodes from the neck up.
We lost TGRR, I'd hate to lose Dok Howl, too. Spread 'em wide and let the river flow, man, before it's too late.
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 24, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
20 cups of coffee, Kids, 20 cups.
Rog, sometimes I don't know how you stand up straight. SHEER POWER OF WILL, it must be. I'd be in the fetal position on the floor, alternately mewling and sobbing.
My guts are forming fractal patterns in my abdomen. I can feel the spirit moving me.
Also, the top of my head seems to be under more pressure than normal. I can feel the hate trying to get loose.
Hm...hard to SHIT hate from the top of your head. Best let loose and wild as fast as you can before your head explodes from the neck up.
We lost TGRR, I'd hate to lose Dok Howl, too. Spread 'em wide and let the river flow, man, before it's too late.
My current acid reflux could result in a China Syndrome event. Be warned.
JUST DRESSED UP LIKE GODZILLA, OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF ENABLER'S PORCELAIN VILLAGE
THOSE LITTLE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME EVERY DAY, SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WREAKED FUCKING HAVOC.
GREEN FINGERPAINT APPLIED: CHECK
SKI GOGGLES: CHECK
OVEN MITS: CHECK
CAPE: CHECK (IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CAPE 24/7, WAYSA?)
STOMPIN BOOTS: CHECK (PETER LIMMER OWNS YOU SON)
CELEBRATION WILL INCLUDE 1 BOTTLE MARTINELLI'S APPLE CIDER, CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A BIG HUNK.
HOPE YOU HAMMERED OUT THOSE COMPS IN TIME.
DOK,
MOONWALKED OVER THE PORCELAIN FRAGMENTS LIKE SCIPIO
I got an umbrella. Am forwarned/forearmed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 08:47:06 PM
JUST DRESSED UP LIKE GODZILLA, OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF ENABLER'S PORCELAIN VILLAGE
THOSE LITTLE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME EVERY DAY, SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WREAKED FUCKING HAVOC.
GREEN FINGERPAINT APPLIED: CHECK
SKI GOGGLES: CHECK
OVEN MITS: CHECK
CAPE: CHECK (IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CAPE 24/7, WAYSA?)
STOMPIN BOOTS: CHECK (PETER LIMMER OWNS YOU SON)
CELEBRATION WILL INCLUDE 1 BOTTLE MARTINELLI'S APPLE CIDER, CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A BIG HUNK.
HOPE YOU HAMMERED OUT THOSE COMPS IN TIME.
DOK,
MOONWALKED OVER THE PORCELAIN FRAGMENTS LIKE SCIPIO
:mittens: "porcelain village"? :lulz:
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.
I'm going downtown after work. I don't think this will help the public good.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.
I'm going downtown after work. I don't think this will help the public good.
I suppose it's possible that my definition of "good" is a bit unique.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.
I'm going downtown after work. I don't think this will help the public good.
As long as we have a good analysis of the state of the Public Good before and after you try to have a good time, it's all purely Scientific.
Also, your signature is the bane of all that is sacred in this world.
Quote from: Cainad on June 24, 2011, 10:23:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2011, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 24, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
I like the "too much coffee" incarnation of Dok.
But I also hope it doesn't lead to aneurism.
Doin' this shit for SCIENCE!
AND THE PUBLIC GOOD. DON'T FORGET THE PUBLIC GOOD.
I'm going downtown after work. I don't think this will help the public good.
As long as we have a good analysis of the state of the Public Good before and after you try to have a good time, it's all purely Scientific.
Also, your signature is the bane of all that is sacred in this world.
Um.
I AM the villain.
Bump.
Dok,
Needs more coffee.
Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:35:49 PM
Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.
No. But Goddammit, if another one of my schticks turns out to have happened already, I'm gonna SHIT MY PANCE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:35:49 PM
Have you people seen the movie Hesher? This whole thread is like that.
No. But Goddammit, if another one of my schticks turns out to have happened already, I'm gonna SHIT MY PANCE.
Oh, I'm sure you're safe. I've never seen such things articulated with words before now.