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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM

Title: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.




edit: actually I'm going to go with Luna's suggestion: don't click the link. even though it's just a textual description of a horror movie, the imagery has been haunting my mind all day :|
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Luna on June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.

For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

For the sake of your sanity, do NOT attempt to track down that video.

It was shown to me.  Once.  I sat through it, for reasons I can not explain.

Just thinking back on it makes me need an adult.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
It's just a Wikipedia article! There's not even NSFW imagery in it (otherwise I'd have tagged it).

According to the Discussion page it's even being considered a candidate for Featured Article :lulz:



As far as the video concerns, I have no intention whatsoever of finding it or watching it.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Sita on June 25, 2011, 01:01:00 PM
I saw a review of that movie. The little that was allowed to be shown during the review was enough for me to not want to watch it (though I was intrigued before based on the concept)

What's worse is they are making a sequel. And supposedly the imagery is even worse than the first. Think I read somewhere that it has already been banned in at least one country.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Luna on June 25, 2011, 01:13:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
It's just a Wikipedia article! There's not even NSFW imagery in it (otherwise I'd have tagged it).

According to the Discussion page it's even being considered a candidate for Featured Article :lulz:



As far as the video concerns, I have no intention whatsoever of finding it or watching it.

Knowing anything about it will taint your brain.  Forever.

The thought of infusing this thought into the brain of GIGGLES terrifies me.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 02:57:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

Actually, I think I agree. The thought of it has been disgusting me all day so I edited the OP to reflect that.

What were the circumstances under which you were shown this movie?
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Lies on June 25, 2011, 03:15:11 PM
You only just found out about this?  :lulz:

BEST. TROLL MOVIE. EVER.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Lies on June 25, 2011, 03:16:11 PM
You do realise, people *COSPLAY* this now?
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Luna on June 25, 2011, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 02:57:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 25, 2011, 12:14:28 PM
For the love of all that is holy or UNHOLY, do NOT click on that link.

Actually, I think I agree. The thought of it has been disgusting me all day so I edited the OP to reflect that.

What were the circumstances under which you were shown this movie?

Same circumstances as a lot of the more interesting stuff that's happened, actually...  Was over at an old SCA buddy's place with Richter and Suu, if I recall correctly, and it was a, "hey, this is cool, watch this" night gone terribly, horribly wrong.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Sita on June 25, 2011, 05:44:22 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 25, 2011, 03:16:11 PM
You do realise, people *COSPLAY* this now?
:|
What's fucking wrong with people?!
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Cain on June 25, 2011, 06:07:12 PM
I saw an extended trailer for this.  I was impressed with the attention to detail with this depravity.

Also:

(http://i.imgur.com/De3HH.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/G4wkG.gif (flash)
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.




edit: actually I'm going to go with Luna's suggestion: don't click the link. even though it's just a textual description of a horror movie, the imagery has been haunting my mind all day :|

WTF.  :lulz: My favorite part is that someone had to think this up.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Cain on June 25, 2011, 06:11:28 PM
There was going to be a sequel, until the UK banned it (ostensibly for being "obscene", actually for being "crap").
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Salty on June 25, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The word "love" gets thrown around a lot. I love that movie. The ending is glorious. Just watch it, don't listen to these people, don't look it up.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
WTF.  :lulz: My favorite part is that someone had to think this up.

the wikipedia article explains:

QuoteAccording to Six, the concept of the film arose from a joke he made with friends about punishing child molesters by stitching their mouths to the anus of a "fat truck driver".
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Bruno on June 25, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e01-humancentipad

QuoteKyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 25, 2011, 10:21:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 08:35:29 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 25, 2011, 06:09:32 PM
WTF.  :lulz: My favorite part is that someone had to think this up.

the wikipedia article explains:

QuoteAccording to Six, the concept of the film arose from a joke he made with friends about punishing child molesters by stitching their mouths to the anus of a "fat truck driver".

Wow...
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2011, 10:50:15 PM
I am amazed that they were able to stretch that concept out into a 90 minute movie.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Luna on June 26, 2011, 01:46:57 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 25, 2011, 10:50:15 PM
I am amazed that they were able to stretch that concept out into a 90 minute movie.

Don't be.  It's not like it was watchable.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
...people have made tattoos and necklaces and cat toys about this movie.  

:lulz:  
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 07:30:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 25, 2011, 06:07:12 PM
I saw an extended trailer for this.  I was impressed with the attention to detail with this depravity.

Also:

(http://i.imgur.com/De3HH.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/G4wkG.gif (flash)

THIS.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Luna on June 27, 2011, 11:23:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
...people have made tattoos and necklaces and cat toys about this movie.  

:lulz:  

... cat toys?

You HAD to post there were cat toys.

Now I've gotta unplug my keyboard every time I leave the house so my damn cats don't order one of those abominations when I'm not looking.  They will, you know...  Fortunately, no opposable thumbs, so they can't plug the keyboard or mouse back in when I'm not looking.

Had to come up with SOMETHING.  The catnip bills were getting outrageous.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 27, 2011, 11:37:31 PM
this looks hilarious i must watch it   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Salty on June 27, 2011, 11:47:16 PM
I was between awe and hysterical laughter the whole time. But I'm a little funny when it comes to gore. Ive laughed the same way watching surgery videos in school.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Suu on June 28, 2011, 12:00:43 AM
Like my friend said, it can't even be good BAD horror, there's simply not enough tits.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 28, 2011, 12:02:11 AM
This has been on my watch-list for a few months now. Haven't taken the time to actually get to it, though. The trailer makes it look comical.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: GIGGLES on June 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
Whenever Roger spoke about the depravities of Dutch horror porn, I assumed he was exaggerating. At least a littlebit.

But no longer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Plot

My fellow countrymen are truly a bunch of sick fucks.




edit: actually I'm going to go with Luna's suggestion: don't click the link. even though it's just a textual description of a horror movie, the imagery has been haunting my mind all day :|

I FAPPED SO HARD TO THIS SHIT!

FUCK, DICK GETTING HARD THINKING ABOUT IT.

BRB FAPPING.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Laughin Jude on June 30, 2011, 03:53:21 AM
I watched it on Netflix a few weeks ago. It was disappointingly lame.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 03:59:11 AM
It's a movie solely based on a premise. So once you get over the premise there really isn't that much there beyond that.
It's watchable - though loses a lot on multiple viewings.
I think the major problem was they gave away the plot in the trailer so if you saw the trailer (which for small productions like this is almost a must) the shock value was lost. Also the third act felt hacked together.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 04:26:56 AM
Sorry for the thread jack here but as for dutch horror movies...
"Amsterdamned" is a pretty good though stereotypical serial killer movie. Worth checking out,
also "De Lift" sounds ridicules and it is, but it's also kind of fun in that 80's VHS horror way too (don't get the remake "Down", it sucks).
Also I have to admit "The Johnson's" is a guilty pleasure of mine, though not particularly good it is probably my favorite Dutch horror.
"Necrophobia" has it's cult following and I could see why. It's interesting for sure, unfortunately the movie suffers from it's lack of any budget.
Also check out "Sint" or "Saint" (?) Came out last year, not really good but hilarious cause it has Saint Nicholas going around killing children :lulz:
I haven't seen "Two Eyes Staring", though I heard it's a decent little ghost story, and I like ghost stories. I think it was actually part of a TV series in Holland that got a release on it's own. I don't know much about it cause I haven't seen it. Only heard of it.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: President Television on June 30, 2011, 04:50:00 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 03:59:11 AMAlso the third act felt hacked together.

:argh!: I see what you did there.

Anyway, I saw the movie. It wasn't that interesting, though the look on the face of the cop that found the victims was priceless iirc.
Title: Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 07, 2011, 05:42:41 PM
I liked "Amsterdamned", though it's more like an action movie, IIRC? I saw it many many years ago though.

I've heard "De Lift" was pretty good, for its time, but I've never seen it.

Also, if you can find an English subtitled version of "Alles is Liefde", check it out, you'll get a Dutch remake of "Love, Actually" that plays during Sinterklaas instead of Christmas :lol: [I happen to like romcoms, sometimes]