Remington was a low-down, dirty-rotten cad, and his drinking & gambling & womanizing finally caught up to him. Even in the fleshpots of Calgary, he took things too far...Until even the corrupt officials of his iron curtain nation could no longer be bought off.
It was only a matter of time. How long could ANY people tolerate him rolling boulders down onto Regina? How long were they expected to put up with Remington dispensing pre-roofied Canadian Mist with a Supersoaker?
No, it had to end. So the lumpenproletariat of Roger's Pass threw him over the side. He froze on the way down and shattered into a million pieces on impact, which were promptly stolen by souvenir hunters, local politicians, and whores.
I shall miss Remington, as he was a true 21st Century man and - despite his perversions and his national handicap - a man of SCIENCE. Parties North of the border just won't be the same.
Goodnight, Mr Funnyface.
He was an absolute fuckstick, and an inspiration to us all. :cry:
Gone, but never forgotten.
*cries* Oh no! NOT REMMY!! :cry:
goodbye, fair young canuck...we hardly knew ye...
... and in the gutter at the scene, all that's left and ignored by everybody was a little rebar wire man, rusting away...