The guilty parties know who they are:
1. No, I don't fucking want enlightenment. If I did, I'd be a fucking Buddhist. Go pester someone else, you fucking dingbat. It's people like you that killed Merle Haggard.
2. Sorry, we don't ban people for being dicks. Nor do we erase accounts. Ergo, I have to refuse both of your "demands". Just who the fuck do you think you are? The Goddamn Weathermen?
3. Please direct all threats of IRL revenge to my alternate account, "East Coast Hustle".
4. Yes, I am a bad Discordian. I am ruining it for everyone. Someone really should do something. Please take a stand against my terrible behavior. Start a board crusade against me. That'd be new.
:lulz:
5. I happen to know you DIDN'T sleep with my mother, on account of you wouldn't be alive to send me boring-ass PMs. My mother has had to take steroids for the last 30 years for medical reasons, and is now built like Refridgerator Perry from the 1986 Chicago Bears, and she has the temper and personality of an injured wolverine. So I'm not sure whose mother you grudge-fucked. I hope it wasn't my mother's neighbor, as she has scabies and you seem like a nice young man.
6. Letters are sent to people in the following order: Those who bought an MSY1, those who wrote me back last time, those I have never written, and then those who I wrote that have never written me back. These guidelines can be changed "whenever I feel like it", and you just landed on the bottom of the list. It's bad enough when asswipes like Yatto complain about their letter, but you are complaining before I've even written it. Fuck off and die. Seriously. It's people like you that keep anything fun from happening, because you're a cunt that can't leave well enough alone.
7. No sweat, I will use the name you want on the envelope, and will even refrain from drawing dicks all over it, no matter how disappointed this will make the mailman.
8. Not clicking that. You think I was fucking born yesterday? Send it to Tripzip, he'll click anything. Also, we already have a GIGGLES. Think up your own act.
9. Because I have crabs the size of Volkswagon Beetles, that's why. They drive me barking fucking mad, and I want to share my misery with you, the users of PD. Also because you make me want to puke, you sanctimonious git. You voted for fucking Thatcher, didn't you? If you didn't, it's because you were still a nasty thought in your father's syphlitic mind. Go shit in your hat. I never liked you.
10. No, bagpipes are not acceptable at a funeral. The poor bastard is already dead, so you can't torture him, no matter how loud the digusting haggis-eater plays. I suggest instead a rebel yell, which is far more respectful.
I am giggling madly. :lol:
I WILL click anything sent to me, I guess. I might not actually look at it much, though. Also, there MIGHT be revenge.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 27, 2011, 07:16:58 PM
I WILL click anything sent to me, I guess. I might not actually look at it much, though. Also, there MIGHT be revenge.
Check your PMs
Wow. :mittens:
How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.
Quote from: Cainad on June 27, 2011, 07:51:03 PM
Wow. :mittens:
How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.
One or two go back a few weeks, the rest are all within the last 10 days.
It's like this all the time. It never fucking ends. It's horrible. I only answer the funny ones, though. The others I just bulk erase. There's a few I've saved for YEARS due to the extreme nutjobbery involved.
:lulz: I'm always cringing reading these, hoping I'm not on the shitlist. :lulz: This is some damned funny stuff, Rog.
It's astounding how much aggro you draw. I love how people line up to tell you what a fucker you are. You should be keeping score or something. You ought to be nominated for some kind of lifetime achievement award for trolling.
I suppose this explains the shitty weather we've been having here the past few days.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
I suppose this explains the shitty weather we've been having here the past few days.
Nope, that's Pixie again.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 27, 2011, 07:58:45 PM
It's astounding how much aggro you draw. I love how people line up to tell you what a fucker you are. You should be keeping score or something. You ought to be nominated for some kind of lifetime achievement award for trolling.
I can't understand it. I am but a humble country Doktor, and yet the world beats a path to my door, just to shit on my doorstep.
And it's not just on the internet. This shit happens all the time. Hell, my fucking neighbors moved just so they wouldn't be next to me. It would give a lesser man a complex.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
I suppose this explains the shitty weather we've been having here the past few days.
Nope, that's Pixie again.
Well then I would kindly ask whomever is pissing in her Wheaties to cease and desist. My lawn is going to eat my house.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 08:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
I suppose this explains the shitty weather we've been having here the past few days.
Nope, that's Pixie again.
Well then I would kindly ask whomever is pissing in her Wheaties to cease and desist. My lawn is going to eat my house.
Not sure that's her fault, actually. It's more of a "Maine" thing. The default setting on the control is "MORE FUCKING RAIN".
Well in that case I blame Paul fucking LePage.
I really hate that guy.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 08:04:33 PM
Well in that case I blame Paul fucking LePage.
I really hate that guy.
You should really write him and let him know.
Dear Paul (Can I call you Paul?),
I really hate your ass right now.
Love & Kisses,
RWHN
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 07:53:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 27, 2011, 07:51:03 PM
Wow. :mittens:
How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.
One or two go back a few weeks, the rest are all within the last 10 days.
It's like this all the time. It never fucking ends. It's horrible. I only answer the funny ones, though. The others I just bulk erase. There's a few I've saved for YEARS due to the extreme nutjobbery involved.
Dear lord. I'd be bitter to the point of dysfunction if I drew that much whackadoodle stupidity to myself.
ATTN all n00bs and dipshits: if you just can't understand why Dok hates you so much, look no further than the OP. If you are one of those people, or can easily imagine that you
could be, you now have your answer.
Quote from: Cainad on June 27, 2011, 08:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 07:53:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 27, 2011, 07:51:03 PM
Wow. :mittens:
How recent are all of these? I think I'd poomp myself inside out if I had to deal with this many Terminal Asshat Syndrome patients.
One or two go back a few weeks, the rest are all within the last 10 days.
It's like this all the time. It never fucking ends. It's horrible. I only answer the funny ones, though. The others I just bulk erase. There's a few I've saved for YEARS due to the extreme nutjobbery involved.
Dear lord. I'd be bitter to the point of dysfunction if I drew that much whackadoodle stupidity to myself.
I laugh until I can't stop screaming.
Quote from: Cainad on June 27, 2011, 08:11:40 PM
ATTN all n00bs and dipshits: if you just can't understand why Dok hates you so much, look no further than the OP. If you are one of those people, or can easily imagine that you could be, you now have your answer.
Actually, you will notice that one response wasn't hate-filled. One person I liked had PM'd me, and I thought of a funny answer involving the postman.
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Please.
Also, you aren't the only one. ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Please.
Also, you aren't the only one. ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.
What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on. :lulz: "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Please.
Also, you aren't the only one. ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.
What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on. :lulz: "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".
One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman. :lulz:
Seriously, I should stop poking them. But I can't.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Please.
Also, you aren't the only one. ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.
What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on. :lulz: "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".
One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman. :lulz:
Seriously, I should stop poking them. But I can't.
I completely disagree. You should absolutely never stop poking them... it's high entertainment, especially during the slow summer months.
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: THE LORD AND LADY OMNIBUS FUCK on June 27, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
:lulz:
You know what's funny as fuck? Sometimes I get crazy PMs about you.
I gotta start forwarding these.
Please.
Also, you aren't the only one. ECH occasionally gets some WEIRD shit concerning me.
What's funny is that it hasn't at any point seemed strange enough to comment on. :lulz: "Oh, yeah, another nutcase ranting about Dok in my PMs, whatever".
One day, I hope to have my very own Mark David Chapman. :lulz:
Seriously, I should stop poking them. But I can't.
I completely disagree. You should absolutely never stop poking them... it's high entertainment, especially during the slow summer months.
No worries. Like I said, I can't stop. If there's a meatgrinder, I HAVE to stick my junk in it, and wait to see if anyone turns the crank.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 27, 2011, 08:04:33 PM
Well in that case I blame Paul fucking LePage.
I really hate that guy.
Word.
And you know what's even worse? I fucking HATE that I have to feel conflicted about shopping at Mardens.
I laughed so much I was making noises the cats couldn't identify. Oh God. I think I wet myself. Dok, I don't know if I should feel bad for you or for these fucksticks.
:lulz:
Proper light morning reading.