Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I'm HELPING!
Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit. Why else would we need the gunpowder?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
I'm HELPING!
Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit. Why else would we need the gunpowder?
I'M REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT ISN'T PROPER PROCEDURE. AND YOU OWE ME A CAT.
I filled out a form.
...No, I scratched that bit out there. See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.
What? It's initialed and current dated. It passed muster with Change Control...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I filled out a form.
...No, I scratched that bit out there. See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.
What? It's initialed and current dated. It passed muster with Change Control...
You fed my cat pulque? :crankey:
He'll be shitting in my boots for a week. :tgrr:
Not if it's still in the plumbing.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.
KITTY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Guys, we just got a call from the New York MTA. They want their orange cones and staplers back. What should I tell them?
That we just need a little more time to get them shiny and clean.
After you ask them how to get access to an industrial sized vats of bleach and peroxide.
I can't help it, I'm malfunctioning. (http://www.pfulkestic.us/forum/index.php)
I'm sorry! The light is out in my kitchen and I didn't realize I put milk of magnesia in my damn cream sauce!
It's not my fault... I blame society... or something
YALL JUST NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL!!!!!!
Also, I think I have someone else's pants.
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on June 28, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
I can't help it, I'm malfunctioning. (http://www.pfulkestic.us/forum/index.php)
:lulz: You just made me register on that forum.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Get your own bag.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Get your own bag.
i would if you told me who you buy it from!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Get your own bag.
i would if you told me who you buy it from!
I don't buy it. That would be illegal.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Get your own bag.
i would if you told me who you buy it from!
I don't buy it. That would be illegal.
:argh!:
And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future.
Enabler should put a leash on you.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off. What the HELL is wrong with you?
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME? :crankey:
Get your own bag.
i would if you told me who you buy it from!
I don't buy it. That would be illegal.
:argh!:
And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future.
Enabler should put a leash on you.
Um, that was Saturday, and involved the better part of a bottle of bourbon.
Dude, you should SEE my neighbors! You'd understand then. They're like your golfers, except they set off fireworks at ass-fucking-o'clock. They deserve every little bit of what I do to them!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.
KITTY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh... Wait... Hold on.....
Ah. You're in luck!
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187373-1/Pipe_kitten_rescued.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.
KITTY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh... Wait... Hold on.....
Ah. You're in luck!
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187373-1/Pipe_kitten_rescued.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)
:x
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 28, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
YALL JUST NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL!!!!!!
Also, I think I have someone else's pants.
:lulz: