Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM

Title: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
I'm HELPING!


Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit.  Why else would we need the gunpowder?
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:55:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
I'm HELPING!


Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit.  Why else would we need the gunpowder?

I'M REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT ISN'T PROPER PROCEDURE.  AND YOU OWE ME A CAT.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I filled out a form.





...No, I scratched that bit out there.  See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.




What? It's initialed and current dated.  It passed muster with Change Control...


Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:05:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I filled out a form.





...No, I scratched that bit out there.  See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.




What? It's initialed and current dated.  It passed muster with Change Control...




You fed my cat pulque?  :crankey:

He'll be shitting in my boots for a week.  :tgrr:
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

KITTY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 28, 2011, 02:30:26 PM
Guys, we just got a call from the New York MTA. They want their orange cones and staplers back. What should I tell them?
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: AFK on June 28, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
That we just need a little more time to get them shiny and clean.

After you ask them how to get access to an industrial sized vats of bleach and peroxide. 
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on June 28, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
I can't help it, I'm malfunctioning. (http://www.pfulkestic.us/forum/index.php)
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Suu on June 28, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
I'm sorry! The light is out in my kitchen and I didn't realize I put milk of magnesia in my damn cream sauce!
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 28, 2011, 03:35:18 PM
It's not my fault... I blame society... or something
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Don Coyote on June 28, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
YALL JUST NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL!!!!!!

Also, I think I have someone else's pants.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 28, 2011, 03:41:16 PM
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on June 28, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
I can't help it, I'm malfunctioning. (http://www.pfulkestic.us/forum/index.php)

:lulz: You just made me register on that forum.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Freeky on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Freeky on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.

Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Freeky on June 28, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.


:argh!:

And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future. 

Enabler should put a leash on you.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 06:01:57 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 05:53:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:

Get your own bag.

i would if you told me who you buy it from!

I don't buy it.  That would be illegal.


:argh!:

And what was with Sunday night anyway? I know for a FACT that you were out, but you were running up the golf course naked, chasing the golfers, and shrieking about the future. 

Enabler should put a leash on you.

Um, that was Saturday, and involved the better part of a bottle of bourbon.
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Juana on June 28, 2011, 06:32:32 PM
Dude, you should SEE my neighbors! You'd understand then. They're like your golfers, except they set off fireworks at ass-fucking-o'clock. They deserve every little bit of what I do to them!
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2011, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

KITTY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh... Wait... Hold on.....




Ah.  You're in luck!


(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187373-1/Pipe_kitten_rescued.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Luna on June 28, 2011, 10:46:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

KITTY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh... Wait... Hold on.....




Ah.  You're in luck!


(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187373-1/Pipe_kitten_rescued.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)

:x
Title: Re: HEY, YOU!
Post by: Telarus on June 28, 2011, 11:35:32 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 28, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
YALL JUST NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL!!!!!!

Also, I think I have someone else's pants.

:lulz: