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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:57:46 PM

Title: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:57:46 PM
Listen, being from Boston does NOT give you a license to run around being Irish all day, you baked-bean eating, low-rent congenital terrorist.  Put down the fucking corned beef and get back to work, jackass. 

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
You spelled my name right!  :banana:
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:59:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
You spelled my name right!  :banana:

NOT THE FUCKING POINT!  :crankey:

Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

They say that Englishmen spontaneously prolapse when standing within 10 yards of Twiddleton.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:04:22 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

Okay, I kinda can't argue with that one.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

They say that Englishmen spontaneously prolapse when standing within 10 yards of Twiddleton.

Some have said that sure, but whether 'tis true or not, ye shouldn't be looking at a man's stout like that, like.

The prolapsing is the new rumor going around now, yeah? Can't confirm or deny that sure, unless the Englishman weren't wearing his trousers like.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

They say that Englishmen spontaneously prolapse when standing within 10 yards of Twiddleton.

Some have said that sure, but whether 'tis true or not, ye shouldn't be looking at a man's stout like that, like.

The prolapsing is the new rumor going around now, yeah? Can't confirm or deny that sure, unless the Englishman weren't wearing his trousers like.

We call THAT a "Scotsman".
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

They say that Englishmen spontaneously prolapse when standing within 10 yards of Twiddleton.

Some have said that sure, but whether 'tis true or not, ye shouldn't be looking at a man's stout like that, like.

The prolapsing is the new rumor going around now, yeah? Can't confirm or deny that sure, unless the Englishman weren't wearing his trousers like.

We call THAT a "Scotsman".

:spittake:
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?

Tell that to the polack.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

They say that Englishmen spontaneously prolapse when standing within 10 yards of Twiddleton.

Some have said that sure, but whether 'tis true or not, ye shouldn't be looking at a man's stout like that, like.

The prolapsing is the new rumor going around now, yeah? Can't confirm or deny that sure, unless the Englishman weren't wearing his trousers like.

We call THAT a "Scotsman".

:spittake:

Pretty sure I'm gonna die for that.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?

Tell that to the polack.

They had to put him in like. He fought them Nazis, sure.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?

Tell that to the polack.

They had to put him in like. He fought them Nazis, sure.

And so Ratzinger was just put in for balance, or was that more of a Sith takeover?

I should have gotten that job, by the way.  I performed two miracles and everything, but they gave it to the Nazi, and HE gets all the Vatican hootchies.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:15:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:02:48 PM
As for the rest of it, I got my license from the Irish consulate on Boylston St, which while located in Boston, doesn't directly involve being from Boston. This license of course does give me permission to do such things as end declarative sentences with "like" and "sure", interrogative sentences with "yeah?" and to veil everything else I say in either hyperbole or understatement.

And I hate corned beef.

And you plot against Dimo for no reason.  WTF?  He's Italian, which means he's Catholic, too.

We're still mad that there hasn't been an Irish Pope yet like, outside of Discardyanism sure.

It's the Italians fault like. They basically stack the college of cardinals, yeah?

Tell that to the polack.

They had to put him in like. He fought them Nazis, sure.

And so Ratzinger was just put in for balance, or was that more of a Sith takeover?

I should have gotten that job, by the way.  I performed two miracles and everything, but they gave it to the Nazi, and HE gets all the Vatican hootchies.

Whell, I can't say for certain whether twas a Sith take over or not. I rather like to tink of JP Jr. as a Jedi take over that went horribly wrong, like.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/twid5thgrade.jpg)
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 02:21:21 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
 :lulz:

Awesome!
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Luna on June 28, 2011, 10:45:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.

If you're taking the time to LOOK at it, you're doing it wrong.

If Twid left it sitting around long enough for it to be looked at, HE was doing it wrong.

Down the hatch. 
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2011, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 28, 2011, 10:45:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 28, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
I heard that Twid once sucker punched some random schlub because he "looked at my [Twid's] Guinness the wrong way."

When I was in the UK, I tried looking at Guinness the right way, but I just couldn't work it out.

If you're taking the time to LOOK at it, you're doing it wrong.

If Twid left it sitting around long enough for it to be looked at, HE was doing it wrong.

Down the hatch. 

Sure enough! Ye can't have another Guinness til ye finish the one you have like.

You want another Guinness, sure, yeah?


:Gives Trip a Guinness:

Now.*


*I forgot to mention this part. My Irish license also gives me permission to say "now" instead of "here you go."
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 11:50:03 PM
Thanks for the Guinne
Title: Re: Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 11:50:27 PM
Well there you have it--I looked at it the wrong way.