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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2011, 10:54:10 PM

Title: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2011, 10:54:10 PM
"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos"

QuoteOn 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes


:lulz: :lulz:


its a pdf if anyone wants it
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 29, 2011, 11:09:19 PM
FRED'S GOTTA STOP FAPPING TO NECROPHILIAC DUCK PRON

:lulz:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2011, 11:15:28 PM
NO YOU CANT MAKE ME  :argh!:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Chairman Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:21:59 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:lulz:  wheeze   :lulz:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2011, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:potd:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 30, 2011, 02:31:25 AM
well he seemed to work at a NATURE MUSEUM so it goes with his job
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:34:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.

Seriously, how do you get a job where you can stand, stare out a window for 75 minutes, and, if your boss walks by and asks why the fuck you aren't at your desk, be able to answer, "watching a homosexual necrophiliac duck get his freak on out there" without getting fired?  Fucker probably got paid extra for that writeup.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:39:11 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:34:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 02:29:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 30, 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Quote from: Risus on June 30, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:13:06 AM
75 minutes?   :lulz:

Someone throw some cold fucking water on that duck.

NO GOOD. RIGHT OFF ITS BACK.

:spittake:

Seriously, though...  This guy stood there and WATCHED a duck rape a dead duck for over an hour?  WHILE AT WORK?  What kind of fucking job is that??

The best job in the world.  That's what kind.

Seriously, how do you get a job where you can stand, stare out a window for 75 minutes, and, if your boss walks by and asks why the fuck you aren't at your desk, be able to answer, "watching a homosexual necrophiliac duck get his freak on out there" without getting fired?  Fucker probably got paid extra for that writeup.

I took a 2 hour nap at my desk today.  Does that count?
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 03:06:06 AM
This thread is  :lulz:+:mittens:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Phox on June 30, 2011, 03:22:47 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2011, 10:54:10 PM
"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos"

QuoteOn 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes


:lulz: :lulz:


its a pdf if anyone wants it
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: notathing on June 30, 2011, 04:37:13 AM
i already knew that ducks were gangbangers, but this completely shatters my worldview.  :x
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 30, 2011, 04:36:55 PM
IN OTHER BIRD NEWS: CROWS = BIKER GANG WITH WINGS

http://io9.com/5816511/science-shows-that-crows-are-the-biker-gangs-of-the-sky
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
That's one I can believe.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 05:18:51 PM
I buy all my meth from crows
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2011, 05:39:50 PM
I'd be pissed if I was a crow too.  I mean look, they get used in some lame, emo 90s flick that was only popular because the guy died halfway through the film.  Then there's the Jim Crow laws.  That shitty song by Toad the Wet Sprocket. Sheryl fucking Crow.  All of those Bugs Bunny cartoons where they are always portrayed as a bunch of loser corn-on-the-cob munchers.   

Ravens, on the other hand.  Ravens are in one of the most well known poems written by fuckin Edgar Allen Poe.   
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 05:41:12 PM
Crows can suck my dong.  They are too smart for their own good, and they are disease spreaders and mean-ass'd motherfuckers.

They may be bad ass and all in the bird world, but they're just flying rats, like seagulls, to me.

Fuck crows.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 05:44:05 PM
fuck I'm glad most everyone called out today.  this thread has me in stitches.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
Crows are crafty fucking bitches.  Only bird that recognizes faces in the bird universe.

Mean ass crow sees you comin', and he knows he can't get nothing from you he wants, he'll fucking turn the other way till you're gone.

Grubby, dirty, garbage-eatin, trash-talking mother fuckers.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
I like crows.

Never heard anything about them being significant disease vectors.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 06:46:30 PM
Meh.  I've always hated them since I was a child.  And  yeah, they can carry diseases like West Nile and some swine viruses in wetlands, etc.

I have a hate-on for seagulls too.

But they poop on me.  

Crows just bitch at me as soon as they see me comin.

Jenne,

Crow Enemy Extraordinaire
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2011, 08:54:32 PM
Any animal can carry diseases... I don't think crows are a common vector though.

Crows like me, and I like them back. I think they can tell, so it reinforces their like. It's amazing how their demeanor changes when you acknowledge them.

I think they tend to assume humans are all dicks.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:56:50 PM
That's true--if they made friends with me it would be a different story.  But I swear to god the fuckers would follow me from home to school and back as a kid, yelling at me to leave their fruit trees alone.  I used to pick the windfall of the nut trees as I walked by, they mostly had worms...I digress.

I dunno, they eat motherfucking dead shit and trash.  That tends to spell DISEASE to me.  But then I don't have to worry too much as I avoid them more often than not.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Your missing the important question here

If a biker crow kills another crow will a mallard fuck the body for 45 minutes?

Fred got on that will ya.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:54:32 PM
Any animal can carry diseases... I don't think crows are a common vector though.

Crows like me, and I like them back. I think they can tell, so it reinforces their like. It's amazing how their demeanor changes when you acknowledge them.

I think they tend to assume humans are all dicks.

Indeed, they are wise birds.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 08:54:32 PM
Any animal can carry diseases... I don't think crows are a common vector though.

Crows like me, and I like them back. I think they can tell, so it reinforces their like. It's amazing how their demeanor changes when you acknowledge them.

I think they tend to assume humans are all dicks.

Indeed, they are wise birds.

:lulz:  I never said they were dumb.

Fuckers are too crafty for their own good.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Your missing the important question here

If a biker crow kills another crow will a mallard fuck the body for 45 minutes?

Fred got on that will ya.

If it were a goose the crow might at least take a gander. 

Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Freckleback on June 30, 2011, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 30, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Your missing the important question here

If a biker crow kills another crow will a mallard fuck the body for 45 minutes?

Fred got on that will ya.

If it were a goose the crow might at least take a gander. 



:x
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 01, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 30, 2011, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 30, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Your missing the important question here

If a biker crow kills another crow will a mallard fuck the body for 45 minutes?

Fred got on that will ya.

If it were a goose the crow might at least take a gander. 



:x

That's just fowl.
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Phox on July 01, 2011, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 01, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 30, 2011, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 30, 2011, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Your missing the important question here

If a biker crow kills another crow will a mallard fuck the body for 45 minutes?

Fred got on that will ya.

If it were a goose the crow might at least take a gander. 



:x

That's just fowl.
:crankey:
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2011, 01:40:47 AM
 :|
Title: Re: I was just linked to a wonderful article...
Post by: Don Coyote on July 01, 2011, 01:50:29 AM
Corvidae are rad.