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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:43:50 PM

Title: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:43:50 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:48:32 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Freeky on July 01, 2011, 09:58:32 PM
I can't tell if  :lulz: or :horrormirth: But they are full of win anyway.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 10:01:02 PM
I would agree with this thread.... but then I would sound like Niall Ferguson... and I would have to punch myself in the face.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:01:59 PM
Not at all.  I'm just inviting everyone into the cesspool that is my brain.

Tell us all about how the war didn't actually end when they said it did.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 10:03:48 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Luna on July 01, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
Shades of Matrix...

Explains how Richter magically has any frippin' thing he (or anyone else around him) needs either in his bag or in his car, though...
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2011, 10:10:03 PM
Whoa
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2011, 10:18:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:01:59 PM
Not at all.  I'm just inviting everyone into the cesspool that is my brain.

Tell us all about how the war didn't actually end when they said it did.

There is something to be said that the war caused a shock wave that carried on pass the Western Front, IE most famously in Russia and the Ottoman Empire - but mostly it was a shot at Ferguson cause I can't stand him. One of the few history books I had to put down due it's ability to make me want to lobotomize myself to rid myself of it's memory. If I wasn't struggling sit up (the flue is winning this battle) I would go into more details. But suffice to say I see him a lot on BBC debates, but I have yet to meet someone who actually read his books yet. They get good review somehow and they are best sellers apparently.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 11:12:31 PM
Well, they had to put people in stasis, right?  Build an artificial world, while some people still had viable genetics...So that, you know, after the war (hahaha after, like it's EVER going to end), there'd be people to re-inhabit what's left. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2011, 03:15:19 AM
Bump for Richter
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Suu on July 02, 2011, 03:15:12 PM
He's visiting his family this weekend in a no/minimal-internet zone.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Payne on July 02, 2011, 07:24:47 PM
As soon as they filled up a zeppelin with crude grenade sized bombs and threw them by hand over the side at unsuspecting English country farmers, the war was destined to never end. I mean sure, there was the so called "Inter War" years, but which wars where they supposed to be Inter-ing? The fighting has never ended. The spirit of the offensive, indeed, has filtered down to the very roots of what we laughably think of as the solid though slowly changing entity we call 'Humanity'.

I recently discovered that it is theoretically possible for a distinct species to form within just two or so generations. I am praying for Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Richter on July 02, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
im a few miles offshore with only a fraction of the tools needed to be a proper viking.

will get im on this when i have higher tech than a kindle

...and :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Luna on July 02, 2011, 09:00:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 02, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
im a few miles offshore with only a fraction of the tools needed to be a proper viking.

will get im on this when i have higher tech than a kindle

...and :lulz:

Should've taken your swords.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Richter on July 03, 2011, 02:43:35 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 02, 2011, 07:24:47 PM
As soon as they filled up a zeppelin with crude grenade sized bombs and threw them by hand over the side at unsuspecting English country farmers, the war was destined to never end. I mean sure, there was the so called "Inter War" years, but which wars where they supposed to be Inter-ing? The fighting has never ended. The spirit of the offensive, indeed, has filtered down to the very roots of what we laughably think of as the solid though slowly changing entity we call 'Humanity'.

I recently discovered that it is theoretically possible for a distinct species to form within just two or so generations. I am praying for Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

Evolution is a looser bid.  Just look at what's happening Payne.  For fukcin' paynesake....for YOUR sake, Homo Sapiens Sapiens has shown up, and gotten itself blown into kibble along the Danube and the Euphrates.  The better, the stronger, the faster...still not faster than a speeding bullet or smarter than a cruise missile.  Senseless shit whacked each and every one of them as soon as they were firm and fighting fit.  Mom got their medals, fuck all for the future.

"Evolution MIGHT give us a breed better than the weapons" is senseless optimism, and doesn't account for Mother Nature's slacker tendencies.  Nature works slow and sideways, along paths of least resistance.  We're just getting a breed who can't be arsed to fight. 

We could get lucky, and unless statistics lie, get more Olaf  (more brave than me more blonde than you).
Then again Olaf had CHARACTER.  A quality that has yet to have an assigned hormone or chromosome. 

Who's going to teach it to the rest of them, Payne?
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Richter on July 03, 2011, 02:57:20 AM
It's the color of Clint's poncho this month.  I don't know either, so don't ask.  Official party line told me the holy relic enshrined in the Encino Cathedral is green, and the brown was only film degradation.

To be honest with you, I give less than a fuck.

I joined up.  Sure. 
Three weeks of running around an old sadist's "camp" in my skivvies (I don't know who the 'YMCA' were, but they must've been some hardcore shitheads to do make those places back during the fat times), primer on the Chemo Thermo Organic Negator Mk. 3 weapon, then off to the trenches.  It's better than the reconstructed remnants housing projects of old Milwaukee.  No Fan - gangs, no vegan kill squads looking for use for fertilizer. 

Nope, just the joys of taking fire from standardized mass produced weapons coming from only one direction at a time.  Some of the boys from agricultural segments crack up, but for me, it's just like the city.  A different kind of noise is all.

Hey, keep your damn head DOWN, it's rude to die when you're talking to someone.

Anyways, the web guys keep pitching shit back and forth about it, and telling us what the cause is.  IT doesn't so much matter WHY we fight now, just that we fight.  With so many people, it may as well be their game.  For me, it's just life.  You got a better idea for me?

I liked the crusade of St. Bird the Big better.  It actually felt like something when we stomped the purple T-rex's horde.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Richter on July 06, 2011, 03:41:26 AM
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Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Suu on July 06, 2011, 03:42:34 AM
OMG. Cram in that one KILLS me.
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 04:15:17 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 03:42:34 AM
OMG. Cram in that one KILLS me.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, RICHTER
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 02:00:07 PM
This thread is full of win.   :lulz: