*throws toast*
I heard a rumor that TGRR had passed. Being that I'm allowed back on the site and his last activity is over a week ago, that seems legit.
In this thread I pay my respects to TGRR.
He was a horrible bastard, but I learned from him what true unwarranted self importance was, and in doing so, was able to identify similar behaviors in myself and learn to lulz at my own absurd ridiculousness...
In this fashion, this back and forth of nonsense (of both fail and lail) that went on for ages (and amused me to no end) I came to touch the spirit of Eris in a completely inappropriate way (yes, there). Point is, the PD pdf was all well and good, but without something to sharpen your claws on, you can't embrace the spirit of discord. You can't rail against teh establishment unless there is an establishment, and in my eyes, as a total noob, TGGR was that establishment. All the sucklings ran to his aid and drank his pointless and poorly constructed prattling shit as gospel and I thought it was pathetic and desired nothing more than to kick him in his metaphorical balls, thereby embracing Eris.
Later my account was haxed and my IP banned and even applications years later were denied, showing me that I had truly pissed this man off, and that brought me great lulz, just knowing that.
I could never forget about those days... seriously, every fucking noob that came through here (and occasionally I ran into you old fuckers, you know who you are) had to go and find me and make some dumb ass fail comment and then run back to PD. Ugh. It was... tedious, but not like TGRR was tedious <3 . They didn't hate me, they hated the idea of me because they were supposed to. TGRR hated me personally with every fiber in his body... and he was an awful shitneck... but he was the establishment, and that establishment gave me something to wreak discord upon.
Later I took what I learned here and expanded to torment other site admins all over the net and honed my style and craft of pissing people off. Got banned from every respectable and dis-respectable forum I visited (at least once) except FB because they didn't seem to give a shit no matter how fucked up I was acting, which is nice, but I am looking forward to seeing google+ I digress...
I hadn't been trolling in a good while, probably a year or more, and I ran into dr. howl on a chance meeting where I was slapping some pantywaste all over some crappy anon group an aquintance 23Fnord lured me to with the promise of lulz. And now I'm here, about to have a pint of Guinness in honor of a massive, miserable, cocksucking, motherfucking, faggot-douche <insert additional offensive slurs until satisfied>.
Here's to YOU, TGRR. Rest in Peace and best wishes to your family.
Thanks for teaching me to be a Discordian, it meant a lot to me.
Fucking signed.
:boring:
oh yeah, this shit again...
I am thoroughly offended that you did not shower me with praise and proclaim me Jesus Christ, Superstar.
That took like ten WHOLE minutes. You should be amazed by my greatness.
:facepalm:
It wasn't meant to be fuckin' Shakespeare. Just sayin' somethin' nice about a dead man. You go ahead and mock it if you want to, but you're kinda bein' a dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G43dEenLvA
hur hur, did a little research. shows Dr. Howl and TGRR podcasts look surprisingly similar on youtube. Got suspicious when you shit on those kids in the FB group boyo, references to the 70's gave it away. Nice one. *hats off*
Honor to you good sir, I'm glad you're still with us.
If it makes you feel any better I meant every word and had a nice feeling something of the sort was coming. :mrgreen:
Disclaimer: Just in case there is another twist here and the man is actually passed, I did mean everything thing I said. TGRR was a good dude. A total USI asshole, but a good one.
I guess my only question for Doc Howl is: "Are we cool this time dawg?" I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and choose to trust you, you know, handshakes over fists and that nonsense.
Just watch out for the tomahawks!
Who's the fucking asshole that left the back door fucking open overnight?
Have we IP checked him yet?
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 03, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Have we IP checked him yet?
The OP sounds exactly like who his username says he is. Still full of unbearable fail.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 06:02:46 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 03, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Have we IP checked him yet?
The OP sounds exactly like who his username says he is. Still full of unbearable fail.
You wan 2 tuch mah preenish?
Hi AKK welcome. I first showed up after you left. You've provided me with many lulz over the years witout even being around. So thanks for being the convienant butt of PD jokes. Wompers write the history book you know. I checked your own board once to see the suck ups and ass kissers pedestalizing this cocky crackpot. I considered joining but I already had a good number of things to suck and asses to kiss here at PD.
So welcome! It's nice to see you... :)
I mean that
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 03, 2011, 06:17:59 PM
Hi AKK welcome. I first showed up after you left. You've provided me with many lulz over the years witout even being around. So thanks for being the convienant butt of PD jokes. Wompers write the history book you know. I checked your own board once to see the suck ups and ass kissers pedestalizing this cocky crackpot. I considered joining but I already had a good number of things to suck and asses to kiss here at PD.
So welcome! It's nice to see you... :)
I mean that
:spittake:
Burns wins.
Its totally impossible to be sincere at pd. I feel your pain, Mr. Kaos.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 03, 2011, 06:21:46 PM
Its totally impossible to be sincere at pd. I feel your pain, Mr. Kaos.
I make it my business to embrace paradoxes, generally for better or worse.
If I am to serve as a clown, then such is sometimes the hat I must wear.
... I need a hat with tits on it.
(http://ihatecilantro.com/userpics/haha%20guy%20buddy%20icon.JPG)
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 12:09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G43dEenLvA
hur hur, did a little research. shows Dr. Howl and TGRR podcasts look surprisingly similar on youtube. Got suspicious when you shit on those kids in the FB group boyo, references to the 70's gave it away. Nice one. *hats off*
Honor to you good sir, I'm glad you're still with us.
If it makes you feel any better I meant every word and had a nice feeling something of the sort was coming. :mrgreen:
Disclaimer: Just in case there is another twist here and the man is actually passed, I did mean everything thing I said. TGRR was a good dude. A total USI asshole, but a good one.
I guess my only question for Doc Howl is: "Are we cool this time dawg?" I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and choose to trust you, you know, handshakes over fists and that nonsense.
AKK, as I told you, TGRR died on the throne as some horrible let down after a truly epic shit. He was a victim of his own rage & blood pressure, though Nigel & Sister Gothique must shoulder a good chunk of the blame. They are bad people and bad citizens, and they left him to die in the rain
1.
Problem with TGRR was, he wanted to help people, but they never, ever listened. So he just rolled over and died, when all the bile and hate and screaming was over. He, like Curly, tried to show folks that there was a better way to live than wrapping themselves in self-absorption and trained emotions
2. His theory was sound, but his methodology was fatally flawed.
I have read his notes, and it occurs to me that this sort of benevolent care for monkeys is a losing proposition...So I am here to try it a different way, which is to say I do SCIENCE to people. It also doesn't work very well, but I get my kicks, and that's what really matters.
Also, the retard owed me money.
Okay for now,
Dok
1 A rain of poop, but a rain all the same.
2 Being an "activist" by "liking" FB pages, for example.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 12:09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G43dEenLvA
hur hur, did a little research. shows Dr. Howl and TGRR podcasts look surprisingly similar on youtube. Got suspicious when you shit on those kids in the FB group boyo, references to the 70's gave it away. Nice one. *hats off*
Honor to you good sir, I'm glad you're still with us.
If it makes you feel any better I meant every word and had a nice feeling something of the sort was coming. :mrgreen:
Disclaimer: Just in case there is another twist here and the man is actually passed, I did mean everything thing I said. TGRR was a good dude. A total USI asshole, but a good one.
I guess my only question for Doc Howl is: "Are we cool this time dawg?" I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and choose to trust you, you know, handshakes over fists and that nonsense.
TGRR was a great man, a
Holy ManTM. And you,
sir, aren't fit to fertilize the flowers on his grave.
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
I like your music.
Your posts are self-obsessed noise. Maybe it seems that way because I've never heard of you.
I'm waiting patiently for some of this trolling you are "famous" for.
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
I like your music.
Your posts are self-obsessed noise. Maybe it seems that way because I've never heard of you.
I'm waiting patiently for some of this trolling you are "famous" for.
What music. That shit sounds like a calliope out of tune and on mescaline.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
What music. That shit sounds like a calliope out of tune and on mescaline.
:lulz:
As you listen to Country, I can only say that you and I will never agree on musical taste.
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
What music. That shit sounds like a calliope out of tune and on mescaline.
:lulz:
As you listen to Country, I can only say that you and I will never agree on musical taste.
It is my own humble opinion that if you can't find something to admire in just about any type of music, you've failed miserably as a human. Every song? No. Every artist? No. But rejecting an entire genre of music? Fail.
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
I like your music.
Your posts are self-obsessed noise. Maybe it seems that way because I've never heard of you.
I'm waiting patiently for some of this trolling you are "famous" for.
It is self obsessed noise... Or not. There's nothing special about me except my helmet.
About the trolling, I wouldn't hold your breath. Trolling pd is the same as trolling b, you're just pissing into a river of shit declaring it makes a difference, when it doesn't. Besides I haven't been trolling in a while. I don't do it so much anymore as it takes a significant lolcow to hold my attention. Not that matters, it isn't the troll that is funny, it's the reaction. It still might haopen though, depending upon noob density. If someone gets significantly butt hurt over nothing and I am egging them on, then you can be confident I am trolling them. I'd like to thinkmost of the ladies and gentleman present know how to barrel roll though, so chances are probably on the slimmer side. There is one mook I am presently dispatching but he's not incredibly interesting. Just some threats of violence over the net and caught lying proven with pics repeatedly. If I get anything epic I will be sure to share with pd.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
I like your music.
Your posts are self-obsessed noise. Maybe it seems that way because I've never heard of you.
I'm waiting patiently for some of this trolling you are "famous" for.
What music. That shit sounds like a calliope out of tune and on mescaline.
Thanks charlie, I will take that as a compliment from you, but geez man, get off my dick. I know i'm pretty but not THAT pretty.
Quote from: Luna on July 03, 2011, 10:01:19 PM
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
What music. That shit sounds like a calliope out of tune and on mescaline.
:lulz:
As you listen to Country, I can only say that you and I will never agree on musical taste.
It is my own humble opinion that if you can't find something to admire in just about any type of music, you've failed miserably as a human. Every song? No. Every artist? No. But rejecting an entire genre of music? Fail.
Point. I have given Country a couple tries, but probably not the attention it deserves. I just dislike the style in general.
Although I must say, my best friend forced me to listen to "Dont take the girl" by, I think, Tim McGraw a long time ago, and I found that song beautiful.
It might just be location though, as there are many dumbfucks around here that pretend to be Country or Cowboy, having lived entirely in Wisconsin, and most of them are unoriginal uninteresting stupid assholes. With one exception, there's a country singer from Nashville that used to pay me to fix his computer, and him and his wife would often pay by giving a private performance to my then-girlfriend and I, and while I usually dislike country, everything those two sang was extremely beautiful and heart-rendingly amazing. You could tell that singing for us was not payment to them, it was pure loving pleasure. They were the most inspiring mutually-in-love old couple I've ever met.
So yes, upon giving it a little more thought, you are absolutely correct, the potential for merit exists in every genre.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
It is self obsessed noise... Or not. There's nothing special about me except my helmet.
About the trolling, I wouldn't hold your breath. Trolling pd is the same as trolling b, you're just pissing into a river of shit declaring it makes a difference, when it doesn't. Besides I haven't been trolling in a while. I don't do it so much anymore as it takes a significant lolcow to hold my attention. Not that matters, it isn't the troll that is funny, it's the reaction. It still might haopen though, depending upon noob density. If someone gets significantly butt hurt over nothing and I am egging them on, then you can be confident I am trolling them. I'd like to thinkmost of the ladies and gentleman present know how to barrel roll though, so chances are probably on the slimmer side. There is one mook I am presently dispatching but he's not incredibly interesting. Just some threats of violence over the net and caught lying proven with pics repeatedly. If I get anything epic I will be sure to share with pd.
Ah, so you're going to be mostly boring then. Well thanks for the update, but I wish you'd have saved me some time and put that in your OP.
Sorry I forgot to mention it. I am completely boring. Try not to fall asleep when I post.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
I suppose it really doesn't matter either way if the two are one in the same behind the socks or if it's an elaborate ruse or has retardedly convoluted explanation. As long as I get mine, and I make sure I always do, then the rest is just noise in the periphery. Good to get acquinted, whether it's for the first or second time. Also, loldongs and a toast to tgrr, whether he died irl or not.
I like your music.
Your posts are self-obsessed noise. Maybe it seems that way because I've never heard of you.
I'm waiting patiently for some of this trolling you are "famous" for.
It is self obsessed noise... Or not. There's nothing special about me except my helmet.
About the trolling, I wouldn't hold your breath. Trolling pd is the same as trolling b, you're just pissing into a river of shit declaring it makes a difference, when it doesn't. Besides I haven't been trolling in a while. I don't do it so much anymore as it takes a significant lolcow to hold my attention. Not that matters, it isn't the troll that is funny, it's the reaction. It still might haopen though, depending upon noob density. If someone gets significantly butt hurt over nothing and I am egging them on, then you can be confident I am trolling them. I'd like to thinkmost of the ladies and gentleman present know how to barrel roll though, so chances are probably on the slimmer side. There is one mook I am presently dispatching but he's not incredibly interesting. Just some threats of violence over the net and caught lying proven with pics repeatedly. If I get anything epic I will be sure to share with pd.
You seem to think this is SA or something. I think you significantly misunderstand the nature of this forum.
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
Not that I agree, I never really liked sa. Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
(http://youtomb.mit.edu/thumbnail/YouTube/F/o/FoIFQRghXNk/d7b2097281be966e9dfb92eb6a9dc6a8.jpg)
You're welcome.
I hear and obey.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
Not that I agree, I never really liked sa. Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.
A specific point? No.
But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:36:59 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
Not that I agree, I never really liked sa. Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.
A specific point? No.
But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.
Not at all. I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool. I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.
My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.
I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?) I just do what I do.
I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.
To throw a bone though:
The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content. Is it negative or positive? If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely? If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate.
It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:27:47 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:36:59 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
Not that I agree, I never really liked sa. Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.
A specific point? No.
But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.
Not at all. I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool. I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.
My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.
I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?) I just do what I do.
I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.
To throw a bone though:
The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content. Is it negative or positive? If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely? If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate.
It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.
I actually have no idea whether I misinterpret anything you do. In fact, I am routinely on the fence over whether you are actually one of the greatest and most subtle trolling geniuses of our time, or simply a monumentally epic case of unknowing mediocrity. Either instance is an object of profound appreciation on my part.
It's been said before, but AKK is not a real person, but a sentient computer program.
(http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/genius.gif)
Some other rumors/hypothesis' around:
-I'm a gangster (no bullshit)
-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)
-AKK is the scourge of all humanity
The fun part about these is they weren't titles given with affection :lulz:
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:27:47 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:36:59 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?
Please enlighten.
Not that I agree, I never really liked sa. Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.
A specific point? No.
But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.
Not at all. I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool. I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.
My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.
I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?) I just do what I do.
I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.
To throw a bone though:
The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content. Is it negative or positive? If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely? If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate.
It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.
This about sums you up.
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181665_144480458945799_100001515381646_281399_4111527_n.jpg)
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:38:08 AM
-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)
Quit stealing TGRR's bit.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 05:59:16 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:38:08 AM
-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)
Quit stealing TGRR's bit.
I didn't assign that to me, that was a site admin/owner in a fit of rage. One of my finer moments.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 04, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
This about sums you up.
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181665_144480458945799_100001515381646_281399_4111527_n.jpg)
I never said it was a hard game. Don't speak Russian (?) though so any possible intended impact for that picture is lost. If that was your intention, congratulations, if not, feel free to link the meaning.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 08:48:01 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 04, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
This about sums you up.
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181665_144480458945799_100001515381646_281399_4111527_n.jpg)
I never said it was a hard game. Don't speak Russian (?) though so any possible intended impact for that picture is lost. If that was your intention, congratulations, if not, feel free to link the meaning.
Not Russian.
wait... celtic runes?
w/e... what's it mean?
It means you're an idiot.
If you turn up here and become a veritable institution of troll/fail to the point where all subsequent troll/fail noobs are immediately compared to you then you're okay in my book. Of course my book is composed mainly of indecipherable scribbles and blank pages but that's just how I roll. Glad to see you back Luke - let the good times roll!
I have the urge to order pizza even though I don't like it.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 07:34:08 PM
I have the urge to order pizza even though I don't like it.
:magick: