Last Friday i got the end of a kali stick directly in my right eye. My vision in that eye was reduced to about 10%, and looking at the computer screen caused a significant deal of pain due to the light sensitivity. Today, (day 5 of recovery) my vision has returned to about 98% and the pain is almost gone entirely. I never visited a doctor. My only regret is that I didn't take any pics of the gnarly pussing wound. I looked like frikkin' Sloth from the goonies (with better hair, of course).
For those who didn't realize I was gone, disregard the above paragraph.
Who are you?
Why do I even care?
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:29:14 PM
Who are you?
Why do I even care?
OH NOEZ! I HAVE BORKED THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!!
This is a cruel joke.
We all know what happened to Dimo.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.
We all know what happened to Dimo.
I had nothing to do with it.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.
We all know what happened to Dimo.
I had nothing to do with it.
You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.
We all know what happened to Dimo.
I had nothing to do with it.
You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.
We all know what happened to Dimo.
I had nothing to do with it.
You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.
:spittake:
:lulz:
Rumors that the single women of PD sacrificed Dimo to placate Eris into unborking our love lives are totally unfounded.
Wiser heads prevailed, and it was decided that bringing her attention to our lives would be a bad plan, and once she was through with Dimo, she'd set to doing worse, to see who we sent next.
You could sacrifice Dimo to me... :fap:
CUDDLYFISTER! HEY!
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me... :fap:
Hm... how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me... :fap:
Hm... how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Well, it wouldn't hurt. Plus, Dimo would be out of your hair.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me... :fap:
Hm... how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Well, it wouldn't hurt. Plus, Dimo would be out of your hair.
No ya don't. I'm still waiting for the next show. I wanna help Richter put him through the ceiling this time!
Hope the eye is okay, Dimo!
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
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Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
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LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Last Friday i got the end of a kali stick directly in my right eye. My vision in that eye was reduced to about 10%, and looking at the computer screen caused a significant deal of pain due to the light sensitivity. Today, (day 5 of recovery) my vision has returned to about 98% and the pain is almost gone entirely. I never visited a doctor. My only regret is that I didn't take any pics of the gnarly pussing wound. I looked like frikkin' Sloth from the goonies (with better hair, of course).
For those who didn't realize I was gone, disregard the above paragraph.
It was your fault!!
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
EXACTLY!!!
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 06, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
It was your fault!!
Sorry. My bad.
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
:lulz: No fun at all. It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
:lulz: No fun at all. It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.
Yeah, y'all get your jollies in one whack assed way..... :wink:
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2011, 10:40:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
:lulz: No fun at all. It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.
Yeah, y'all get your jollies in one whack assed way..... :wink:
Hey, go with what works.
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, go with what works.
"Dude, ever go snowboarding? It's such a rush!!!!11!"
"No. I fight people with sticks and participate in group melee at punker bars. Snow doesn't hit hard enough."
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, go with what works.
"Dude, ever go snowboarding? It's such a rush!!!!11!"
"No. I fight people with sticks and participate in group melee at punker bars. Snow doesn't hit hard enough."
Had a lovely combination of two bruises on my left forearm last week, looked kinda like a checkmark. It's too fucking hot to wear long sleeves at work. Once again, I had to go into what it is I do in my free time, and, no, the man (or men, in this case, not sure which of two did both or either bruise) who put the bruise there does NOT need to be arrested.
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????
Hey, when you've taken a stick to the eye, strange thoughts enter. He got over it.
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 11:05:48 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
LOL
Eye protection is your friend.
Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?
WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????
Hey, when you've taken a stick to the eye, strange thoughts enter. He got over it.
I'm usually going, "um...I got hit where?? The fuck? How is that even possible...OHSHITSHITSHITSHIT"
Coyote, one to many blows to the head.
My head can take a lump or five, and I have yet to feel a body shot untill the day after, but my 'balls, on the other hand, not so much. One shot to the eye kinda ruins the rest of the sparring session on account of "I can't see."
And, yes. I am now refferring to my eyes as my balls as well as, erm... my balls. Either way, please to not hit them with stick, k?
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 07, 2011, 12:23:49 AM
My head can take a lump or five, and I have yet to feel a body shot untill the day after, but my 'balls, on the other hand, not so much. One shot to the eye kinda ruins the rest of the sparring session on account of "I can't see."
And, yes. I am now refferring to my eyes as my balls as well as, erm... my balls. Either way, please to not hit them with stick, k?
They make gear to guard your nads too. :lulz:
My reputed tendancy to aim at balls is highly overrated.
I swear.
I'll forgive you when I see Intermittens: East Coast Meatup 2011 Edition.
No sooner (but possibly significantly later).
I'd also like to mention that I originally read the OP as punji stick, and I was wondering what the hell you'd gotten yourself into this time.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 07, 2011, 02:29:28 AM
I'd also like to mention that I originally read the OP as punji stick, and I was wondering what the hell you'd gotten yourself into this time.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, go with what works.
"Dude, ever go snowboarding? It's such a rush!!!!11!"
"No. I fight people with sticks and participate in group melee at punker bars. Snow doesn't hit hard enough."
THIS.
Anyways, hope it was practice, not un-fuckign your guitarist or anything