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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM

Title: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: LMNO on July 07, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Enthralling, unguent, triumphant.
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Luna on July 07, 2011, 06:47:32 PM
Note to self: buy spare boots.
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Triple Zero on July 07, 2011, 06:48:36 PM
I once made a cartoon somewhat relevant to this. Apologies for it being Dutch: http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7325/koosvindteenschoen.gif
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2011, 07:27:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

This was fucking brilliant. :mittens:
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 11, 2011, 12:56:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

:potd:


You're probably having trouble finding it because it's embedded so deeply.

You'll need to have someone cut it out. Instruct them not to cut the boot.  :lulz:
Title: Re: An Ode to My Missing Right Boot
Post by: Luna on July 11, 2011, 01:00:08 AM
This...  This needs to be done up with art, and fine calligraphy.

It's a piece of art.