In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?
I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.
A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.
So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun
Enthralling, unguent, triumphant.
Note to self: buy spare boots.
I once made a cartoon somewhat relevant to this. Apologies for it being Dutch: http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7325/koosvindteenschoen.gif
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?
I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.
A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.
So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun
This was fucking brilliant. :mittens:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?
I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.
A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.
So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun
:potd:
You're probably having trouble finding it because it's embedded so deeply.
You'll need to have someone cut it out. Instruct them not to cut the boot. :lulz:
This... This needs to be done up with art, and fine calligraphy.
It's a piece of art.